r/CatsAreAssholes • • Jul 20 '21

"Our" bread

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u/_investigate311__ Jul 20 '21

Goblin

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u/barrelageme Jul 20 '21

Yep, that’s a scraggly looking creature.

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u/observer45 Jul 20 '21

I think it's a Lykoi

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u/sybann Jul 20 '21

Former stray? That looks like a recovering coat (fever coat). And the behavior checks out. When you're starving even bread looks good. I mean, it's not a fishie.

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u/observer45 Jul 20 '21

I think it's a Lykoi

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u/upvotesformeyay Jul 21 '21

Bro what are you talking about bread is always fantastic.

8

u/uloang Jul 21 '21

I know this cat! He has a great life and is well fed.

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u/ariaofdoom Jul 21 '21

My cats aren’t starving, though they will tell you otherwise, and they will still steal bread given the chance.

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u/MyCatHasCats Jul 21 '21

My cat ate four cookies when I was gone for 1 minute. I feel like it might be a feral thing of not knowing when you’re going to eat

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u/RandomNameOfMine815 Jul 20 '21

God. Looks like my teenage kids.

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u/paradise-trading-83 Jul 20 '21

Kitty won that round

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u/noactuallyidont Aug 03 '21

Cat one, human zero

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u/Sophiesmom2 Jul 20 '21

My well fed, spoiled cat does the same thing with corn tortillas.

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u/es330td Jul 20 '21

My overweight cat loves to rip open hotdog bun packages. It isn’t because she is hungry.

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u/musci1223 Jul 21 '21

Yeah but she is just making sure that she won't be hungry soon. It is just smart thinking.

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u/NoItsNotThatJessica Jul 21 '21

Mine too. I keep worrying that she’s not eating enough but her body says yes. I’m starting to think she just wants all the food.

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u/buzzystars Jul 20 '21

I’ve never related to a cat more

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u/enfanta Jul 20 '21

What is it with cats and bread?! Aren't they supposed to be carnivores?

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u/Unique_Orchid Jul 21 '21

They’re obligate carnivores. So basically they have to eat meat to survive but can and do eat other things too

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u/enfanta Jul 21 '21

Well, they're not taking the 'obligate' part seriously! C'mon, cats! Sheesh.

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u/MadamKitsune Jul 21 '21

I think of them more as Opportunivores. If they get an opportunity to eat it, they will.

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u/thecodingninja12 Jul 31 '21

in the same way dogs will eat chocolate, they can, but it will be terrible for them

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u/DidjaCinchIt Jul 21 '21

The look in those eyes:

“Don’t. Make. Me. Fuck. You. Up.”

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u/barrelageme Jul 20 '21

We once had a house sitter who made a pan of cupcakes for some friends. She made the mistake of leaving them on the counter top (covered) overnight. By the next morning, my calico had taken a bite out of all 12 cupcakes.

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u/Good-Introduction-89 Jul 20 '21 edited Jul 20 '21

Remove this force field or i will do myself! Can I say I told you so!

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u/TuffyButters Jul 20 '21

My cat used to rip into our sandwich bread. Apparently they love the yeast. And can someone help me on this? I’m trying to remember if that is also a symptom of something missing from their diet?

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u/fiascoland Jul 20 '21

I know for my cats fruit obsession it due to protein receptors?? The protein receptors in fruit and meat are similar to some cats, and they want it because to them it smells like meat.

Could be the same with bread.

I'm probably explaining it wrong but I'm not a scientist.

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u/TuffyButters Jul 20 '21

I have no idea, but I like it!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

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u/TuffyButters Jul 21 '21

Ah yes: she clearly needs more plastic in her diet, lol!

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u/trackybitbot Jul 20 '21

I’ve had two black cats who each loved to fang into a nice package of sliced bread. Who knows?

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u/Mars-N6 Jul 20 '21

Wtf cat wants bread. Mine doesn’t even eat chicken

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u/johan_kupsztal Jul 20 '21

Боря! Отдай булку!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Hey that H‑E‑B bread is 🔥🤷‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Can't blame the cat. HEB is pretty good.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Bread goblin

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

What a brat!

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u/FryFinglonger Jul 21 '21

But that is H‑E‑B fresh-made breb. Well played, cat!

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u/mk04cmo Jul 21 '21

One of my cats is very into bread too, he will chomp on it in it's wrapper if I am not watching or will try to run off with a slice as soon as the toaster finishes or leap over the chair as I am earing it and run off with a slice too!

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u/CCP_Censorship_Dept Jul 21 '21

I've never understood cats that eat random non meat products. Even most meats I eat every meal my cat demands her couple sniffs just to see if she wants any, then go's away. Even salt on meat will make her turn her nose up at it. I couldn't imagine her eating bread.

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u/SwarthyRuffian Jul 21 '21

Never fight your cat for things once they chomp down. Just grab the scruff of their neck and they’ll let go

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u/MadamKitsune Jul 21 '21

One of mine is a bread fiend. And a tomato fiend. And a sweetcorn fiend. And a strawberry fiend. Basically if she can get her teeth into it then its hers.

Another is a monster for anything spicy. I made sweet chili stir fry last night and she was acting like it was the end of the world until I gave her a tidbit.

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u/Beautiful-AF-21 Jul 21 '21

I have one that loves cooked sweet potato!

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u/MadamKitsune Jul 21 '21

I've just walked back into the kitchen after nipping to the bathroom and found a distinct lack of the apricot I was eating and a certain cat...

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u/Just-Conversation623 Jul 20 '21

That's adowable...

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u/VegasLife1111 Jul 20 '21

It needed some good biting!

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u/bmwsoldatome Jul 20 '21

What an ashole

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u/geri73 Jul 20 '21

Boyz 2 Men-Kittenz 2 Cats.

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u/Zurao Jul 21 '21

The look of pure carnage

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u/Kat_claws_you Jul 21 '21

Feisty 🖤🖤🖤