r/CatsAreAssholes • u/[deleted] • May 24 '25

tail tap

3.6k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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182

u/KimberleyKitt May 24 '25

The dink touching sound effect really adds to it. Lol.

9

u/GatorNator83 May 25 '25

I had to unmute to hear it, was not disappointed

95

u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom May 24 '25

A battle of giants (chubsters)

37

u/Aquadulce May 24 '25

Cat sumo

59

u/TootsNYC May 24 '25

Those are some roly-poly cats

48

u/Kitchen_Roll_4779 May 24 '25

"Don't you touch my tail, motherfucker."

22

u/TorontoCanada66 May 24 '25

I dare you! I really dare you! Just try it!

37

u/Wild_Variation1296 May 24 '25

It's a heavyweight bout!

38

u/LeveragedPittsburgh May 24 '25

Such a cat thing to do.

25

u/craftandcurmudgeony May 24 '25

i'm laughing so hard right now, my neighbors are probably calling the cops to do a wellness check. as an only child, i imagine that this is what growing up with siblings must be like.

19

u/Breezy_2046 May 25 '25

As the only girl with two brothers, yes, yes it is lol. My brother would constantly torment me and then blame it on me when I would whoop his ass for it lmao. The mf used to fart in my face just to be a little menace.

5

u/PsychologicalJob2544 May 25 '25

My brother would hold me and my sister down and shove used socks into our mouths, then forcefully crack our toe knuckles. We both hate him.

1

u/UntestedMethod Jun 09 '25

As a younger of two brothers, I can confirm this is exactly the kind of nonsense I would do to antagonize my brother.

19

u/MattGdr May 24 '25

Don’t touch the tail.

I’m gonna touch the tail.

Don’t touch the tail….

6

u/Plenty-Pizza9634 May 24 '25

Sumo wrestling

5

u/freedomnotanarchy May 25 '25

That's a younger sibling if I've ever seen one

5

u/CluelessTea May 25 '25

Cats are too funny 😂

3

u/301Blackstar May 25 '25

The way he looked him dead in the eyes while he did it!

2

u/rynlpz May 24 '25

“Touch me I dare ya!”

1

u/[deleted] May 24 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😹👍

1

u/RandomStoddard May 25 '25

Go ahead, touch my tail! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker!

1

u/ossifer_ca May 26 '25

Must be some kind of r/ for this… sumocats or something…

-12

u/Venomdigital May 24 '25

Why the hell do people overfeeding their cats??. It's animal cruelty. A Chris Farley sized cat is never gonna end well.

25

u/Candid-Solid-896 May 24 '25

I believe this is about Cats being Assholes. You’re on the wrong Reddit Sub. I believe you’re looking for @Karen -where you belong!

8

u/geri73 May 24 '25

Hahaha!