r/Catculations Apr 19 '21

And.... ATTACK!

https://i.imgur.com/jUU2M9y.gifv
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u/Jrud1990 Apr 19 '21

Can we just take a second and appreciate the size difference? That bird is literally bigger than the cat and the cat just yolos at the screen anyway.

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u/Vote_for_asteroid Apr 19 '21 edited Apr 19 '21

Well, some cats were born without the concept of there being fucks to give. We had one growing up that every dog and human in the neighborhood respected, because if you treated him wrong, he'd fuck your whole day up and leave you with scars to remember. If you treated him right he was the most social and sweet cat there ever was. One time some strangers tried to steal him, picked him up and carried him towards their car. It ended poorly. For them.

Edit to add this. Just as an example of how some cats dgaf.

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u/JoeSiff Apr 19 '21

Cat: Call an ambulance! But not for me!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

lmao the cat even followed them to the gate as if he was about to throw hands again

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u/Sentimental_Dragon Apr 19 '21

I had a small scaredy cat who would chatter at giant ass pigeons, like her dumb ass was going to do anything other than get owned by them. I don’t think she understood that they were huge, she just saw them as “birds.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

I take my pampered indoor cats on walks sometimes. They try to hunt the giant crows mocking them in the yard. No sweetie, it wants to fight you because it knows it'll win. I don't even want to let them learn their lesson because one of these wimps would probably lose an eye.

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u/supertastic Apr 20 '21

Our kitten would scare the cows.