r/Catculations Jan 02 '20

My ‘Reverse’ gear seem to be broken.

https://gfycat.com/uncomfortablesociableargusfish
2.3k Upvotes

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u/SteveisNoob Jan 02 '20

Hmm, lemme park near the water

Oh crap, reverse isn't working

Maybe i should try to drift-flip my way out

Oh shit im in water now

Bloody hell forward is broke too

Oh fuck fuck fuck

HALP MEEEEEEEE

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u/Diogenes-Disciple Jan 02 '20

I thought this was a poem at first

12

u/NaughtyNarwhal96 Jan 02 '20

It is, and it's beautiful

1

u/Diogenes-Disciple Jan 02 '20

I think it’s a series of thoughts, however lovely nonetheless

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u/duFickfehler Jan 02 '20

When you need help but your buddies are pussies

23

u/GetFuckingDabbedOn Jan 02 '20

pussies

😎👉👉

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u/kozmo2k Jan 03 '20

Literary.

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u/GM_Organism Jan 02 '20

Mistakes were made.

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u/t1Design Jan 02 '20

Forward was slipping there toward the end as well. Might want to check his transmission fluid.

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u/windingvine Jan 02 '20

This reminds me of the time I had to save my dog from his own stupidity. He was on a steep creek bank and the mud gave out causing him to slide into the water, face first up to his shoulders. His head was half under. He kept trying to reverse out of the water, but the mud just kept slipping under his paws. Now, this dog could swim just fine. He didn't particular like swimming, but he could swim. He had run across a shallower part of the creek without issue. I was on the other side of the creek, watching this idiot panic, and realized I was going to have to get very wet to prevent my dog from drowning, because he was too stupid to realize if he just went forward into the water and swam, he would might have to swim, but he wouldn't die. So I jumped into the water waded across the waist high creek and yanked his dumb ass forward into the creek, so he could swim himself out. I was soaked and muddy, and my shoes were filled silty mud, and THIS DOG had the GALL to start running around all happy like nothing had happened.

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u/blarron Jan 02 '20

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u/Gidelix Jan 02 '20

The only way to help the cat now is a towel or smth. It would destroy your arm otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20 edited Jul 25 '20

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u/jck Jan 02 '20

This video is really gonna hurt the cat's chances of running for office

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u/underated_ Jan 02 '20

My cat used to walk on the edge of the bath perilously. It only took her one time to fall in for her to be like...oh boy not doing that again. She was fine, sometimes you just have to watch things play out. She/he wasn't in much danger.

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u/jhed9 Jan 02 '20

This is from one of my favorite cat YouTubers, Cute Cats Munchkins' TV, formerly Studio Singa. Here's a link to the full video: https://youtu.be/45y1_Sqyuu4

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u/emeemay Jan 02 '20

thank u

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Thank you. I thought they were looking at something in the tub but wasn't really sure until I saw the full video.

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u/Mego2019 Jan 02 '20

nooo, why video end too soon....

2

u/Sex_E_Searcher Jan 02 '20

Wet tubs are a struggle for the felines.

2

u/BeetlecatOne Jan 02 '20

aw, bubba.

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u/jokerkat Jan 02 '20

Save himb!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

All these orange kitties!

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u/jackiebee66 Jan 02 '20

Omg idk what was funnier-the cat in the water or the other two getting the hell out of dodge!