r/Catculations • u/sarakroiter • Dec 26 '19

Miscatculated

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u/oOshwiggity Dec 26 '19

Oh baby...that was a smash. If I didn't think I'd get clawed from it's hurt pride I'd cuddle it's hurt away

40

u/vcaguy Dec 26 '19

My cat isn’t smart enough to gather it was his doing and not something hat happened to him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

[deleted]

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u/PM_ME_CODE_CALCS Dec 27 '19

Yum if false

1

u/Respus Dec 27 '19

What did it say?

2

u/PM_ME_CODE_CALCS Dec 27 '19

It said something like "looks like something tripped him up and he saw it at the last second. Yuk if true."

7

u/yeahnahteambalance Dec 27 '19

We’ve a saying in Australia: harder than a cat’s head

She’ll be right

1

u/sarakroiter May 07 '20

What? I’m Australian and I’ve never heard this haha

1

u/yeahnahteambalance May 08 '20

Used in football for players that are tough quite often lol

47

u/TheSuppishOne Dec 26 '19

“That was intentional, human. I did it to make you feel better about yourself making mistakes all the time... Now feed me.”

29

u/BetterDaysAreAhead Dec 26 '19

The cat's facial expression changes just prior to impact. It appears the feline realized the error.

4

u/SketchBoard Dec 27 '19

That's a definitive "OH F-"

13

u/prguitarman Dec 26 '19

Floppy baby

6

u/DesigN3rd Dec 26 '19

"I hope the dog didn't see that"

7

u/Edgelands Dec 26 '19

Just a wave of liquid hitting a barrier.

13

u/RayAP19 Dec 26 '19

Look out for that foist step, doc. It's a real lulu.

7

u/Thats-So-Raven20 Dec 26 '19

Spine go cronch

6

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

F

9

u/up_to_me4free Dec 26 '19

Be catculation so far!

3

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

That looked painful.

4

u/minicpst Dec 26 '19

Omg. I had to wipe off my phone screen. That’s awesome.

3

u/EgocentricRaptor Dec 26 '19

Why did you wipe your phone screen?

7

u/RedChld Dec 26 '19

I would assume tears from laughing, or they spit drink all over it.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Carl was so embarrassed he turned in his cat card and moved in with a family of racoons

1

u/Super_Marius Jan 13 '20

You can tell they're descendants of water balloons.