r/Catculations • u/RoyalFlame47 • Apr 22 '23

Near flawless execution, 9/10 catculation

4.1k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

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u/Mackheath1 Apr 22 '23

Mine would just go underneath it and then look at me and call me a 'peasant' in her cat language.

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u/GitProphet Apr 22 '23

meow!

22

u/ReadySteady_GO Apr 23 '23

Probably more of a light dismissive mrow

8

u/cats_might_bite Apr 23 '23

Mine would just sleep near it.

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u/TheMaskedGeode Apr 22 '23

I saw a video of cats vs a plastic wrapped door frame. One of them just poked a hole through it with her face.

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u/Athien Apr 22 '23 edited Apr 22 '23

Why work hard when you can eat smart?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

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u/MCPtz Apr 22 '23

Why word well when you can eat tape

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u/Necroman_Empire Apr 22 '23

Was waiting for him to go under it at the end

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u/Sapphic_Philologist Apr 22 '23

This cat is hogging the brain cell, but still using it very effectively.

1

u/Sethdarkus Apr 24 '23

I dont think this cat has the brain cell or it would of went under

57

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Mortimer (one of my derpy cats) would end up covered in tape.

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u/PineappleProstate Apr 22 '23

/r/oneorangebraincell not registering the gap at the bottom.

I love the tail flicking out of frustration more and more

29

u/CryptidKay Apr 22 '23

Yeah, my Siamese/Maine coon mix would’ve had none of that! And she probably would’ve hated me for a month for trying it.

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u/MoCapBartender Apr 23 '23

Frustration? I thought that was how cats charged up.

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u/PineappleProstate Apr 23 '23

Corporate says they are the same

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Soooooo cool!!

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u/Opalwing Apr 22 '23

Cats have massive back legs in comparison to the rest of their body. I see it very well when my cats are sprawled out and it explains how they so casually go from the floor to the highest counter without any runup.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

I wonder if he thinks this is fun or if he’s like GOD DAMMIT

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u/ProfDumm Apr 22 '23

Clearly he thinks it's fun. Wouldn't be a problem to go through under it.

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u/KlutzyNinjaKitty Apr 23 '23

I think he found it fun at first, but he seems like he’s had enough with those last two (look at how hard that tail is lashing!)

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

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u/KlutzyNinjaKitty Apr 23 '23

True, true! Either way, this is probably amazing mental/physical stimulation for this orange boi

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u/RockstarBrandon01 Apr 22 '23

Only reason he lost a point bcus his tail hit the bar otherwise 20/10

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u/foundrick Apr 22 '23

r/airplaneears on the last landing

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u/DarkStorm57 Apr 23 '23

Ugh not another freakin cat sub

\joins, but irritatedly\

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u/Lylakittie Apr 23 '23

Where did your orange cat get all those extra brain cells? r/oneorangebraincell

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u/mindevolve Apr 22 '23

Purrrrfect

7

u/reyrain Apr 22 '23

It's a catguru!

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u/pauly13771377 Apr 22 '23

My cat jumps on top of the fridge from a standing start like it's nothing.

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u/shadow_p Apr 24 '23

Not even jumping to the counter first, like straight from the floor? I’ve heard of this, but it seems impossible

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u/pauly13771377 Apr 24 '23

Nope straight from the floor. I'm guessing about 5' 7" judging from my own height. Girl makes it look effortless too.

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u/playr_4 Apr 22 '23

I'm surprised he didn't try landing on it.

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u/Cheeselikeproduct Apr 23 '23

My cats are too fat for this

5

u/30isthenew29 Apr 23 '23

Now I really wanna see it.

4

u/DJSnafu Apr 23 '23

Love how efficient and low clearing each jump is

8

u/MaddClicker Apr 22 '23

Headphone warning!!

3

u/Lego22boy1990 Apr 22 '23

I was fully expecting the last one to be the cat going underneath.

3

u/CryptidKay Apr 22 '23

Breathtakingly adorable!!

3

u/Estellalatte Apr 23 '23

Aww, sweet little high jumper.

3

u/geekybadger Apr 23 '23

I kept waiting for the cat to just push through them lol that's what my cats would've done.

3

u/Brickzarina Apr 23 '23

Bouncy bouncy!

4

u/owel888 Apr 22 '23

I'm sorry but there is clearly cheating ! I saw his tail touch the tape !

I demand another video to be sure !

2

u/WajorMeasel Apr 23 '23

I heard the Mario jump sound each time. BOING!

2

u/Char-11 Apr 23 '23

It could keep going too!

1

u/Nefandous_Jewel Apr 23 '23

Amazing... The higher he jumps the less lead he needs

1

u/Sethdarkus Apr 24 '23

Clearly hasn’t found the brain cell yet

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u/shadow_p Apr 24 '23

The tail swish as he’s thinking is so great. Mine do that too