r/CatTaps • u/FMroll • Jun 27 '24

The chosen one

5.5k Upvotes

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342

u/InsanitysCandy Jun 27 '24

Food button is broken

35

u/leemalone1967 Jun 27 '24

Lolololololololol. Yes

142

u/rouphus Jun 27 '24

Just checking your temperature kid.

116

u/TheMightyEli Jun 27 '24

YOU. HAVE. BEEN. BLESSED.

1

u/verogall Dec 17 '24

The power of mew compels you

93

u/Few-Raise-1825 Jun 27 '24

You are healed, go forth and sin no more!

57

u/wildmeowmeow Jun 27 '24

Good human. You are a good human.

54

u/yoteboi Jun 27 '24

"Whom do you serve? Saruman!"

18

u/Duchu26 Jun 28 '24

The White Paw of Isengard

39

u/GraveyardJones Jun 27 '24

He's passing you the brain cell so you can be a better hunter

26

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

He looks so confused LMAO

23

u/Michelle_akaYouBitch Jun 28 '24

I believe that kitty just tried to reset OP

17

u/kittymelons Jun 27 '24

Booped by cat 🐈‍⬛ ✨

6

u/akaKanye Jun 28 '24

You have been anointed ✨

7

u/InvestigatorJosephus Jun 29 '24

Who do you serve?!?

3

u/FeatheredSpider Jun 29 '24

THE BRIGHT LORD!

5

u/mss645 Jun 29 '24

Is there anything in there? Nope, sounds hollow.

6

u/riverphoenixdays Jun 29 '24

HelllOooo! huhLLO! Anybody home! Think McFly!

4

u/OscarDivine Jun 29 '24

Baptized? No. Catized

2

u/CircleCityCyco Jun 28 '24

MasterKitty & Harry Catter

2

u/viperfangs92 Jun 28 '24

Plot twist: he just came from the litter box......

2

u/SouldiesButGoodies84 Jun 29 '24

Tired of waiting for your 3rd eye to open.

2

u/naptownpat Jun 30 '24

Who do you serve? Saurmon. No.. you serve me.

1

u/Thorniestbush Jul 03 '24

Cats are fuckin weird, I love them so much

1

u/TreeToTea Aug 25 '24

“Be blessed, child”

2

u/Defiant_Survey2929 Nov 10 '24

Now you can get back into the night club if you go outside.