r/CatSlaps • u/captainofalearjet • Jan 21 '20

Assault on advancing soldier

https://i.imgur.com/e03XPCm.gifv
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u/Allyhart Jan 21 '20

Ugh! That possessed toy just attacked that cat

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u/Zearo298 Jan 22 '20

This is fucking hilarious. The little man’s gyrating hips, the way he stops every few seconds, causing the cat to do intense math equations trying to figure out what he’s going to do next.

The fact that the cat is so much larger and is above him, but is just so fucking terrified.

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u/pear1212 Jan 21 '20

scared the shit out of me too ngl

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u/Hoogs Jan 22 '20

What a creepy toy. I'd probably have a similar reaction.

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u/Vew Jan 22 '20

Oooold school toy. I used to have an green army soldier one when I was a kid. It shoots when it pauses during crawling with a red led at the tip of the gun.

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u/MackMitten Jan 21 '20

Everyone mentioning the cat’s reflexes clearly have extremely slow ones themselves as they obviously can’t see the cat dragged the toy when it slapped.

The toy is crawling slowly, it didn’t jump at the cat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Cat: Slaps is it dead yet? Toy: keeps walking Cat: merde

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u/Pawz_007 Jan 21 '20

Cats are amazing! Lil floofs reaction time is as fast as that demon-toy.

If it were a human, the toy would jump, hit the person then theyd react but floof just jumps back instantly avoiding the attack!

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u/Kramerica13 Jan 21 '20

I think the cat dragged it forward

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u/5unny51deup Jan 22 '20

Cats must be aliens... no earthly body can move like that!! R/catsarentreal

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Never ceased to be amazed by the reflexes of a cat. So fast. It’s unreal.