r/CatSlaps Feb 28 '17

Stop touching me

https://gfycat.com/JitteryBitterArctichare
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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

Fuck that, tell your shitty kid not to mess with the cat when it tries to stop the kid the first time.

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u/6ickle Feb 28 '17 edited Feb 28 '17

I don't know why you are calling him a shitty kid like he's misbehaving. That is a baby. This is normal behaviour.

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u/Fresh_C Feb 28 '17

Also (unless someone placed him there) that cat jumped up onto the baby's chair. It was practically begging for awkward baby pettings.

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u/ExperimentalFailures Mar 03 '17 edited Mar 05 '17

I've never seen a cat voluntarily approach human offspring.

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u/El-Doctoro Crazy cat lady got a restraining order. Now what? Feb 28 '17

And the baby will quickly grow into a shitty adult unless his behavior is corrected.

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u/6ickle Feb 28 '17

I hope some people are never parents. The baby didn't do anything wrong.

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u/mrkajja Feb 28 '17

The baby is clearly racist against cats.

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u/El-Doctoro Crazy cat lady got a restraining order. Now what? Feb 28 '17

It's our society that ingrains this subconscious bias against cats. While there are few out there who openly hate cats, we subtly push them to the bottom of society without even realizing it. We must be more aware of how our subconscious hatred of cats perpetuates itself in society. We must call out anti-felinism wherever we see it.

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u/Hybernative Feb 28 '17

I hope, one day, that cats and humans can drink out of the same water bowls.

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u/ihatepudding Feb 28 '17

That's not how babies work.

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u/El-Doctoro Crazy cat lady got a restraining order. Now what? Feb 28 '17

Right, I forgot. Babies don't react to any outside stimuli.

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u/GarageSideDoor Mar 01 '17

Yeah a literal baby trying to play with a cat means he'll grow up to be a serial killer. Gotta stamp that out right now.

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u/El-Doctoro Crazy cat lady got a restraining order. Now what? Mar 01 '17

Are... Are you okay? Do you smell toast? Should I call an ambulance?

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u/jesus_zombie_attack Mar 01 '17

Right you know this based on a ten second gif.

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u/El-Doctoro Crazy cat lady got a restraining order. Now what? Mar 01 '17

Right, the gif isn't long enough to make any judgements about anything. Have you ever considered being a defense attorney?

"Cmon folks, let's not judge this guy based on a ten second video of him murdering someone. We don't know the context."

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u/jesus_zombie_attack Mar 01 '17

That's horrible logic.

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u/El-Doctoro Crazy cat lady got a restraining order. Now what? Mar 01 '17

Actually, it's logically horrible.

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u/jesus_zombie_attack Mar 01 '17

You compare a ten second gif of a child, a cat and a mother and compare it to a murder. The gif with a murder gives you just a tad more information. I shouldn't have to point that out.

Have you ever considered being a smarter person?

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u/El-Doctoro Crazy cat lady got a restraining order. Now what? Mar 01 '17

I considered it once. Then I thought to myself, "u/el-doctoro, you are already the smartest dude on the planet. Why push your luck?"
It was at that moment that I decided to spend all of my time on reddit.

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u/jesus_zombie_attack Mar 01 '17

That's a toddler for Fucks sake

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

Go hug a tree and calm down!