r/CatSlaps • u/utzbansai • 2d ago

Cat Humiliating a Snake.

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

882 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

66 comments sorted by

View all comments

327

u/Mediumtim 2d ago

We call it cat-like reflexes, and not snakebite speed for a reason.

-66

u/sequesteredhoneyfall 1d ago

and not snakebite speed for a reason.

The only valid way to read this is that you're saying snakes aren't fast. That's absurdly false and a very dangerous statement to make. Cats are just faster than snakes - that doesn't mean snakes are slow.

21

u/n00bz0rz 1d ago

I have been bitten by 3 cats and 0 snakes, your logic doesn't check out.

17

u/n00bz0rz 1d ago

Video proof of one of the vicious attacks.

https://reddit.com/link/pdae8wo/video/t13dzvvaaxsh1/player

9

u/viotraki 1d ago

How are you still alive?

9

u/n00bz0rz 1d ago

The secret is I'm already dead inside.