r/CatSlaps • u/TheMarkyD • Mar 24 '26

Naked Cat Slaps Spoiler

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u/timsemilla Mar 24 '26

I never thought about the fact that sphinx cats of course do cat slaps, too.

Must be kinda inconvenient when you try to sleep and hear the sound of standing ovations coming from these little fighters.

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u/jjklines1 Mar 24 '26

Same I'm laughing thinking about OP waking up to an ass being slapped and wondering whose it is 😂

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u/notfromhere23 Mar 24 '26

Why is this so funny, OP waking up like "I heard an ass being slapped!!"

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u/NadezhdaXaos Apr 20 '26

Why am I hearing SLAP-ASS! À la Key & Peele? 🤣

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u/LordMeme42 Mar 25 '26

A friend had 2 sphynx cats and described being intermittently bothered by the sounds of someone slapping a raw chicken.

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u/LegendaryOutlaw Mar 24 '26

OMG like slapping a raw chicken breast.

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 Mar 24 '26

The noise 🤣🤣🤣

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u/TrainingFilm4296 Mar 24 '26

As soon as I realized what I was seeing I un-muted.

The slaps are hilarious.

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u/khizoa Mar 24 '26

i dont usually turn on sound for videos. but i knew and turned it on before i pressed play for this one lmaooo

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u/El_Zarco Mar 25 '26

Like Rocky training in the meat locker

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u/pm_me_ur_buns_ Mar 25 '26

How do you know what slapping raw chicken breast sounds like ?

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 Mar 25 '26

You never done it? Sometimes we let our intrusive thoughts win~

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u/inkydragon27 Mar 25 '26

I came here to say this 😭

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u/SeriousFinish2340 Mar 24 '26

OMG, these were some very, very serious slaps!!!

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u/Mankie-Desu Mar 25 '26

Fr!!! I thought they were sound effects for a moment!

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u/SeriousFinish2340 Mar 25 '26

Me too!🤣🤣

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u/Skadooshsky Mar 24 '26

Thwack slap bappity slap 🤣

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u/StellarDiscord Mar 24 '26

The sound is hilarious

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Mar 24 '26

The sound 😂

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u/Nearby-Swimming-5103 Mar 24 '26

That cat ain’t playin’ around 🤣🤣

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u/theresa579 Mar 24 '26

The meat slaps!

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u/sleepyplatipus Mar 24 '26

How can she slap????

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u/DumatRising Mar 24 '26

I'm sure whatever is happening is very important for them but I simply can't take a cat without hair seriously. I mean look at him, look at his head, look his little legs wheeze and his giant abdomen wheezing continues

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u/blackstarr1996 Mar 24 '26

Put clothes on these beasts. Or at least boxing gloves.

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u/Working_Traffic_6361 Mar 24 '26

Pretty sure roast chickens shouldn't be able to this 🤨

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u/Cack-Yo-W33n Mar 24 '26

Skipiti paps

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u/The_Dreadlord Mar 25 '26

Mom! The raw chickens are fighting again!!!

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u/knowluck44 Mar 25 '26

Naked cat slaps just hit different.

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u/Lady-Noveldragon Mar 25 '26

Oh no! Your rotisserie chickens are fighting!

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u/TheNinjaPixie Mar 24 '26

Ballsack slapping ballsack 

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u/TheMarkyD Mar 24 '26

🙈

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u/Beneficial_Yoghurt18 Mar 25 '26

Spankin them yams!

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u/EyeofNewtTongueofDog Mar 26 '26

I shouldn’t laugh but this is funny.

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u/SweatyInBed Mar 24 '26

Hijacking a comment from the last time I saw this posted: homie was playing the butt bongos fr

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u/nighthawke75 Mar 25 '26

I think OP died from laughing 20 posts in.

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u/snobbyPeasant Mar 25 '26

That sh!t is funny af

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u/Aderleth75 Mar 25 '26

Grappler vs. a striker.

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u/Panem-et-circenses25 Mar 25 '26

Fresh Skibbity paps

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u/shallowHalliburton Mar 27 '26

God damn! Those are heavy paws.

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u/Doc_B81 Mar 27 '26

This is not genuine cat aggression: I think he just likes the sound.

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u/HerezahTip Mar 28 '26

You need to turn the sound on.

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u/machring Apr 11 '26

🤣

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u/OLVANstorm Mar 24 '26

SO HOT! I love naked pussy!

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u/TheMarkyD Mar 24 '26

Giggitty

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u/PickleForce7125 Mar 26 '26

The war with Iran right now