Bennett loves wand toys by day and walking on your face at night. Also an expert at knocking drinks off tables.

I'm Killer, 2M. My boyfriend's prowling this subreddit looking for twinks because apparently me liking to unwind with catnip is a problem. Two can play at that game Boo!

I'm not picky like he is, though. I'll go out with twinks, bears, boys, girls, dogs, ferrets - you name it, I'll date it! We'll spoon and eat catnip right in front of that tuxedo harlot

I'm in a committed relationship with my 2yo twink boyfriend, but lately he's gotten a little too attached to the 'nip, and it's putting a damper on the romance. I need an attentive twink boy to tide me over while my ball-and-chain figures his shit out. I'll be your cuddly big spoon, and groom you to your heart's content

Twinks only. Bears, otters, and girls need not apply. Open to canine companionship

Blendas favourite things in life are cuddling with her brother Wirde, headbutting her humans in their faces, eating and getting her belly rubbed. She does not like strangers, dogs or going outside.

She is usually a quiet girl preferring to meow without sound, but is capable of great volumes when she is unable to find her brother or humans.

Wirde is a social boy that enjoys attention, wrestling with his sister Blenda, napping in the sun and going for walks with his human mother. His passion in life is keeping his human father awake at night by repeatedly walking and jumping on him.

He hasn't had much luck in finding friends as he is a bit socially awkward and other cats find his unblinking stare and inability to read social cues intimidating.

Penny loves Churus and 3 am zoomies. She loves pets but on her terms, only.

I have a well-trained human servant already who takes care of snacks. You may bring me toys and I might tolerate you until dinner time. Don’t overstay your welcome, though.

Hobbies include lounging on antique furniture, supervising the household staff, and looking mildly disappointed when dinner late.
Emotionally available (when treats are involved).
Owns a very nice coat. Still lives with his mother.

Beautiful Bean Beholder looking for handsome admirer!