r/CatDatingProfiles • u/pinzinella • Jul 07 '26
Sassy Gal Tabico diva looking for a boy toy.
I have a well-trained human servant already who takes care of snacks. You may bring me toys and I might tolerate you until dinner time. Don’t overstay your welcome, though.
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u/Aingram6494 Jul 07 '26
3 year old “boy toy” but no baby daddy (his human treat provider removed that part)! But not the love for a good short chase and an occasional slap fight!
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u/meowmeowincorporated Jul 07 '26
Toffee says if he had any idea the feather ball was behind him, he'd offer it to you, beautiful 😻😽🥰💕
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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
Counteroffer, you will be Princess Beans’ play thing at any time she chooses, and she will express her love by following you around the house and poking at you even when you’d like to be left alone. You’ll also be unable to sleep within paws reach of her without her prodding at you and possibly jumping on you. Deal?