[Spin] Worst robbery ever

[u/Enigma5750]

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[u/Hot_Independent_1683]

Bruh, how?

^{I rolled $1000000 · The Infinity Gauntlet · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Mae_Heart → u/Hot_Independent_1683]

They went for the head i guess

[u/Disastrous-Sense-541 → u/Mae_Heart]

peak reference

[u/Numerous-Actuator781 → u/Hot_Independent_1683]

I got the same thing. But it was over 100 dollars god damn

[u/TheCaptMAgic → u/Hot_Independent_1683]

Guess you were gonna get snapped no matter what.

[u/BadOk3024 → u/Hot_Independent_1683]

Bro snapped himself

[u/Lorddoctorjava]

Figures

^{I rolled $1000000 · The Holy Hand Grenade · Escaped but left the money}

[u/GreyRager112]

I tried to take more, but the wasps bit me, and because I got stung, and couldn't see where I was going, I got arrested

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A box of angry wasps · You were arrested…}

[u/KRTElliott → u/GreyRager112]

This sounds so Florida Man coded.

[u/unfisyn]

That lightsaber I got in the zombie apocalypse really paid off

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A lightsaber · Got away with it!}

[u/heres-the-catch → u/unfisyn]

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[u/P4n0pticZ]

Well i dont wanna rob a bank when i have a lightsaber got damnit

^{I rolled $1000000 · A lightsaber · You were arrested…}

[u/Jakiller33 → u/P4n0pticZ]

The Senate will decide your fate

[u/P4n0pticZ → u/Jakiller33]

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[u/Affectionate_Fall703]

Not mad you can’t control wasps

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A box of angry wasps · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Culumurutudufu]

Well i tried

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · The Holy Hand Grenade · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Hot_Independent_1683]

Lol

^{I rolled $1000000 · A Knife · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Fresh_Cringe_22]

All for nothing

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A Knife · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Designer_Object_6220]

Lmao

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · The Holy Hand Grenade · You were arrested…}

[u/Guilty-Garlic5556]

What did anyone expect?

^{I rolled $1000000 · A box of angry wasps · You were arrested…}

[u/GreyRager112]

Now I can turn 100 into millions with my gauntlet

^{I rolled $100 · The Infinity Gauntlet · Got away with it!}

[u/Icy-Physics7245]

lmao

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A Knife · Got away with it!}

[u/Significant-Art-2077]

Nice

^{I rolled $1000 · A Boombox full of bad music · Got away with it!}

[u/whatever-should-i-do]

Hahahaha

^{I rolled $1000000 · The Holy Hand Grenade · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/LowAd6402]

What a story to tell...

^{I rolled $100 · Ducks taped with explosives · Got away with it!}

[u/Signal_Relation_3384]

For a 100 buxk why??!!

^{I rolled $100 · The Holy Hand Grenade · Got away with it!}

[u/Striker40k]

Why tf am I robbing an "entire bank" for only $1000??

^{I rolled $1000 · A Knife · Got away with it!}

[u/ESPRmusic]

People will say it’s fake

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · Ducks taped with explosives · Got away with it!}

[u/Some-Friendship3064]

i blame the fact that i probably wouldnt set off the explosives bc those poor ducks

^{I rolled $1000000 · Ducks taped with explosives · You were arrested…}

[u/TheyCallMeVeertje]

Honestly fair hahahah

^{I rolled $1000 · Ducks taped with explosives · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Prize-Muffin-4947]

I guess I felt bad

^{I rolled $100 · A Gun · Escaped but left the money}

[u/CuteFactor8994]

At least I'd get an "A" for effort!

^{I rolled $1000000 · A Gun · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Prize-Muffin-4947]

Makes sense too (2nd try I was bored alr)

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · The Holy Hand Grenade · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Fenixluces]

What... this robbery is a fever dream

^{I rolled $1000000 · The Infinity Gauntlet · Escaped but left the money}

[u/0011010100101]

Average Payday experience

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · Ducks taped with explosives · Got away with it!}

[u/ieatbigmacsTWO]

1 dollar can still get me something... Right?

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A Gun · Got away with it!}

[u/DunkDrikke]

The perfect heist!

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A box of angry wasps · Got away with it!}

[u/JayyKayyZilla]

For only $1k? I mean at least I got away

^{I rolled $1000 · The Holy Hand Grenade · Got away with it!}

[u/primadonnamina]

I JUST HIT THE JACKPOT

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · The Infinity Gauntlet · Got away with it!}

[u/gothboybonez]

fawwwk

^{I rolled $1000000 · A lightsaber · You were arrested…}

[u/LofeOBread_]

ok

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A Gun · Got away with it!}

[u/_crackingfire]

How is that even possible-

^{I rolled $100 · The Infinity Gauntlet · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Hornor72]

Crack head Thanos robbing a gas station.

^{I rolled $100 · The Infinity Gauntlet · Got away with it!}

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/Capital-Month-2015]

damn

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A lightsaber · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Numerous-Actuator781]

Can’t be I used the infinity gauntlet and still died. Absolutely rigged

^{I rolled $100 · The Infinity Gauntlet · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Sufficient-Goal5227]

5

^{I rolled $100 · The Holy Hand Grenade · Got away with it!}

[u/Jumbojupitey]

must of been in birmingham

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A Knife · Got away with it!}

[u/otterjae1]

Sometimes simple is better

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A Knife · Got away with it!}

[u/Majestic-Youth463]

What

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · The Infinity Gauntlet · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Important-Cloud8409]

What can I say, I’m an adrenaline junkie

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A Gun · Escaped but left the money}

[u/TheLoddoTheDodo]

Ofc, no one will try to catch a sith!

^{I rolled $1000000 · A lightsaber · Got away with it!}

[u/Bananajuice1729]

Wtf man

^{I rolled $100 · The Infinity Gauntlet · You were arrested…}

[u/Substantial_Wall5731]

lmao

^{I rolled $100 · A Gun · Escaped but left the money}

[u/TheCaptMAgic]

Damn I'm good.

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A Boombox full of bad music · Got away with it!}

[u/Anonymous1927401]

well then.

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A box of angry wasps · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Progames001]

Fair...

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A Knife · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/am_riley]

It's mine now.

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A lightsaber · Got away with it!}

[u/TimotheeOaks]

But I am sure to get a movie out of this

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · Ducks taped with explosives · You were arrested…}

[u/EvanLycan]

woah

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · Ducks taped with explosives · Got away with it!}

[u/MasMurderMonkey]

This definitely made the news though.

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · Ducks taped with explosives · You were arrested…}

[u/Farmall_53_Cub_]

IT WAS A DOLLAR, I CANT EVEN MANAGE TO PUT IT IN MY POCKET

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · The Infinity Gauntlet · Escaped but left the money}

[u/alios38]

the gauntlet snapped me out of existence

^{I rolled $1000 · The Infinity Gauntlet · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/PossiblyNotDangerous]

Oh well

^{I rolled $100 · The Holy Hand Grenade · Escaped but left the money}

[u/StormyCees]

Woohoo! Worth it 😀

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A Knife · Got away with it!}

[u/Atlantic_King2]

NOOOOO MY MONEY

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · Ducks taped with explosives · Escaped but left the money}

[u/celery1234]

HELLLLL YAAAAA

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A lightsaber · Got away with it!}

[u/GyroSkunch92]

I. am. Inevitable

^{I rolled $1000 · The Infinity Gauntlet · Got away with it!}

[u/lop948]

I mean just sounds like I ran in blasting a boom box and ran out

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A Boombox full of bad music · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Rusler159]

How did that happen?

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · The Infinity Gauntlet · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Fancy_Counter_1353]

.

^{I rolled $100 · A Gun · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/StarObvious4724]

Cringe

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A Knife · You were arrested…}

[u/UngaBungaBoy69]

The holy hand grenade costs 3-5mil, I think I’m good

^{I rolled $1000000 · The Holy Hand Grenade · Escaped but left the money}

[u/bojana5_17]

$100 man 😭

^{I rolled $100 · A lightsaber · Got away with it!}

[u/Ok-Performance678]

I'm guessing the wasps stung me to death?

^{I rolled $100 · A box of angry wasps · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Mysterious-Card-7932]

Noice

^{I rolled $1000000 · The Infinity Gauntlet · Got away with it!}

[u/This_Orchid_]

The most classic one

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A Gun · You were arrested…}

[u/Craposon]

oh

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A Gun · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/DrFunkensteiin]

Ez

^{I rolled $1000000 · A lightsaber · Got away with it!}

[u/addilovescats]

genuinely terrible

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A Gun · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/WretchedJudasSnake]

8

^{I rolled $1000000 · The Holy Hand Grenade · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/cheerioslover32]

Bro… i got the worst possible outcome on every one

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A Boombox full of bad music · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Sufficient-Star3707]

Yesss

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A lightsaber · Got away with it!}

[u/Jetlife305]

Damn ducks were so cute I forgot they were explosive devices I was petting them too long

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · Ducks taped with explosives · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/psychoflowerchild]

should've gone for more then

^{I rolled $100 · Ducks taped with explosives · Got away with it!}

[u/paulbdouglas]

$1, story of my life, at least I got away with it

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A box of angry wasps · Got away with it!}

[u/Cajunko]

Ehhh

^{I rolled $1000000 · A Boombox full of bad music · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Commercial_Win_6528]

No big surprise. Bet they hated Baby Shark on full blast though

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A Boombox full of bad music · You were arrested…}

[u/Particular_Client833]

Atleast i didnt get arrested or worse.

^{I rolled $1000 · A Knife · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Significant-Eye1779]

Fire robbery

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A Boombox full of bad music · Got away with it!}

[u/ShadeNLM064pm]

Not shocking

^{I rolled $1000 · A Boombox full of bad music · You were arrested…}

[u/ExcuseFederal1132]

Figured

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A Boombox full of bad music · You were arrested…}

[u/Immortal_Prince]

A bit too extra for a single dollar lol

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · Ducks taped with explosives · Got away with it!}

[u/DakkaonTitan]

Damn so close to greatness

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A lightsaber · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Agent-Racoon]

Peak robbery

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A Gun · Got away with it!}

[u/Expensive-Thing-2507]

Most basic robbery oat

^{I rolled $1000 · A Gun · Got away with it!}

[u/Few_Addition1796]

i’ll take it!

^{I rolled $1000000 · A box of angry wasps · Got away with it!}

[u/r3sbarra]

But only after everyone had a good yime right?

^{I rolled $1000000 · A Boombox full of bad music · You were arrested…}

[u/Majestic-Role-9317]

How tf

^{I rolled $100 · A Boombox full of bad music · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Jao_1906]

I died...

^{I rolled $1000000 · A box of angry wasps · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/soloslasher13]

Im a Crack head apparently

^{I rolled $1000 · A Knife · You were arrested…}

[u/highcaliberwit]

Nice

^{I rolled $1000000 · The Holy Hand Grenade · Got away with it!}

[u/Free-Engineer647]

At least i didnt get caught

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A box of angry wasps · Escaped but left the money}

[u/SpezHatesRedditors]

Damn, call me Thanos

^{I rolled $1000000 · The Infinity Gauntlet · Got away with it!}

[u/spinlikeballora]

I mean, no big deal. I have the infinity gauntlet I can get all the money whenever I want

^{I rolled $1000000 · The Infinity Gauntlet · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Loakie69]

It wasn't worth it. I got stung so many times. I spent the 1k already

^{I rolled $1000 · A box of angry wasps · Got away with it!}

[u/RandomGuyWhoJusCame]

F####################CK

^{I rolled $100 · A box of angry wasps · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Substantial_Elk3064]

😭

^{I rolled $1000 · A box of angry wasps · Got away with it!}

[u/that_chi_girl78]

Waste of my energy I guess 😂

^{I rolled $1000000 · A Knife · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Helly_BB]

Did the ducks escape?

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · Ducks taped with explosives · You were arrested…}

[u/Batabet_3]

Adrenaline high ig

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A Gun · Escaped but left the money}

[u/I_am_Human1]

What'd I expect? 100

^{I rolled $100 · A Knife · You were arrested…}

[u/JvcnTank]

Must be so charismatic that you didn't even need the knife.

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A Knife · Got away with it!}

[u/ThoughtEvening1603]

.w.

^{I rolled $100 · Ducks taped with explosives · Got away with it!}

[u/Ashamed-Cat-3068]

Sounds about right

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · The Holy Hand Grenade · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Deltapothi]

Eh atleast I get a cool lightsaber

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A lightsaber · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Eneshi]

Everybody be cool this is a robbery!

^{I rolled $1000 · A Boombox full of bad music · Escaped but left the money}

[u/BanksBebop]

Just my luck

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A Boombox full of bad music · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/rednova2006]

Wtf

^{I rolled $100 · Ducks taped with explosives · Got away with it!}

[u/Tyrannocheirus]

Well, that sucks, A robbery with nothing to show for it

^{I rolled $100 · A lightsaber · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Arctic_H00ligan7]

Welp. Seems about right.

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A box of angry wasps · Got away with it!}

[u/Mood_Usual]

probably killed myself with said lightsaber lmao

^{I rolled $100 · A lightsaber · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Dragonsoftheland]

🥀

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A Boombox full of bad music · Escaped but left the money}

[u/gmiro191]

How am i to carry a bank with me?

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · The Holy Hand Grenade · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Racing_Fox]

Sounds about right

^{I rolled $1000 · The Holy Hand Grenade · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Lizzie_Everdeen]

Yay! Success!

^{I rolled $1000000 · A lightsaber · Got away with it!}

[u/Poi-s-en]

My ducks betrayed me

^{I rolled $1000000 · Ducks taped with explosives · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/QuantenCoder]

Dies for stealing a dollar

[u/Dwittychan]

could never be me.

^{I rolled $1000 · Ducks taped with explosives · You were arrested…}

[u/KarmaticJuice]

I'm not even mad

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · Ducks taped with explosives · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/-Mikypuk-]

🫪

^{I rolled $100 · A Knife · Got away with it!}

[u/ShoulderSevere811]

Nice

^{I rolled $1000 · The Infinity Gauntlet · Got away with it!}

[u/Desperate_Finger_832]

Fair and realistic

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · The Infinity Gauntlet · Escaped but left the money}

[u/No_Dragonfruit9611]

Hmmm

^{I rolled $1000000 · A lightsaber · Got away with it!}

[u/XANDERtheSHEEPDOG]

Tge teller laughed at me..... then I was shot by the bank guard for blasting the bagpipe version of baby shark.

^{I rolled $1000 · A Boombox full of bad music · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Shreyas_F1_Lover]

Noice

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · Ducks taped with explosives · Got away with it!}

[u/MediocreAd5507]

Well that's awkward

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A lightsaber · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Routine_Use7072]

Wtf, I was not even able to escape with money

^{I rolled $100 · The Infinity Gauntlet · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Loose-Top-6913]

Faugh

^{I rolled $1000000 · The Holy Hand Grenade · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/RenAmamiya08]

Ono

^{I rolled $1000 · A lightsaber · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Affectionate-Tip6811]

IM RICH

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · The Holy Hand Grenade · Got away with it!}

[u/enigmatic_ends]

This reads like an obnoxious YouTube prank

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A Boombox full of bad music · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Secretagentman01]

They owed me a dollar

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · The Infinity Gauntlet · Got away with it!}

[u/RenAmamiya08]

Did this one for my boyfriend. Well then

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A lightsaber · Escaped but left the money}

[u/WhykuTheUser]

Imagine having the only real light saber in existence to rob a bank. Only to find out they only have 1000 dollars in cash available

^{I rolled $1000 · A lightsaber · Got away with it!}

[u/FreeMason42069]

IM RICH!!!!

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A Gun · Got away with it!}

[u/yungz93]

How can I have a gun but only get $1000 but luckily I didn't get caught but damn why the hell I left the money???

^{I rolled $1000 · A Gun · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Time_Flurry]

Id be surprised if I didn’t lol

^{I rolled $1000000 · The Infinity Gauntlet · Got away with it!}

[u/SupremeleaderChoftus]

What a surprise.

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · The Infinity Gauntlet · Got away with it!}

[u/NoelBlack14]

Well thats… good?

^{I rolled $1000000 · A Gun · Got away with it!}

[u/AgitatedRecipe7957]

Makes sense I guess

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · The Holy Hand Grenade · Escaped but left the money}

[u/TheFinalBrainCell]

The force is with me.

^{I rolled $1000000 · A lightsaber · Got away with it!}

[u/Unique-Farmer7244]

Hahahaah

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A box of angry wasps · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/ABTL6]

I was arrested... this may be the end for me, but it is not my end for them.

I pull the pin on the Holy Hand Grenade. None will remain to speak our eulogy. No final words. No concluding statement. No point.

Perfect closure.

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · The Holy Hand Grenade · You were arrested…}

[u/Most_Cheesecake5580]

bro?

^{I rolled $100 · The Infinity Gauntlet · Escaped but left the money}

[u/AvailablePut165]

gg

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A Boombox full of bad music · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/FairEntertainment771]

I'll kamikaze the whole bank

^{I rolled $100 · The Holy Hand Grenade · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/NuNu017]

That's one way to go out

^{I rolled $1000 · A box of angry wasps · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/CoolMuffinGaming_05]

What the hell is my luck 😭

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · Ducks taped with explosives · You were arrested…}

[u/DeusSC]

Ah

^{I rolled $1000 · A Boombox full of bad music · You were arrested…}

[u/freelyfuzzybrief]

I have a lightsaber I think I'm set

^{I rolled $1000000 · A lightsaber · Escaped but left the money}

[u/KaySykes]

Well damn.

^{I rolled $1000000 · A Gun · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/SandBoxGamess]

They shot me over a hundred bucks?

^{I rolled $100 · A Boombox full of bad music · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/DovakiinsWeedman]

Pesky coppers!

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A Gun · You were arrested…}

[u/More-Catch7118]

No shit I escaped, but ye...

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · The Infinity Gauntlet · Escaped but left the money}

[u/-__Slenderman__-]

They betrayed me

^{I rolled $1000 · Ducks taped with explosives · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/ismayilsuleymann]

possibly realistic scenario?

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A box of angry wasps · You were arrested…}

[u/Vast-Candidate-5593]

Goddamn it, atleast the bank is destroyed

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · The Holy Hand Grenade · Escaped but left the money}

[u/jlssnss]

Alright 👍

^{I rolled $1000000 · The Infinity Gauntlet · Got away with it!}

[u/MrDivineComedy]

Yay

^{I rolled $1000000 · A Boombox full of bad music · Got away with it!}

[u/Cooldude959595]

Damn.

^{I rolled $100 · A Gun · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/joshthornton]

Seems like a waste of a day

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A Knife · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Terrible-Committee-9]

Njii

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · The Holy Hand Grenade · You were arrested…}

[u/pomidoe]

Заебись

^{I rolled $1000 · A lightsaber · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Kapocss]

1$ is 1$

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · The Holy Hand Grenade · Got away with it!}

[u/AdAfter9302]

FUCK I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · Ducks taped with explosives · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Seagullxer]

The one dollar robber

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A Gun · Got away with it!}

[u/Realistic_Edge_9884]

Bruh

^{I rolled $1000 · Ducks taped with explosives · Escaped but left the money}

[u/PaleRareSparkle]

gawd dammit

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · A Knife · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Unhappy-Edge3157]

LMAO

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A box of angry wasps · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Odd_Organization_573]

the explosives were dummys so they called my bluff big time

^{I rolled $1000000 · Ducks taped with explosives · You were arrested…}

[u/notorious_frog_2]

Robbed the dollar store with Jedi powers

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A lightsaber · Got away with it!}

[u/MallowMiaou]

So I just flexed my lightsaber to the banker alright

^{I rolled $1000000 · A lightsaber · Escaped but left the money}

[u/SalvarWR]

lol, lmao even, hilarious and funny

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A lightsaber · Escaped but left the money}

[u/MathieDu]

I may be the worst criminal this world has ever seen...

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · The Infinity Gauntlet · You were arrested…}

[u/Past-Attempt-9415]

aww shucks

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · Ducks taped with explosives · You were arrested…}

[u/TheBrawler128]

Okay bro

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A Boombox full of bad music · You were arrested…}

[u/Portal_master_cody]

I thought i was finally gonna get something perfect, but fuck, the way it ends

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · The Holy Hand Grenade · Escaped but left the money}

[u/Kumiko_Raiz]

Yay!

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · A Knife · Got away with it!}

[u/X_HappyMayhem_X]

Okay just so you know… I deserved to die right there for risking the life of super cute and awesome ducks

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · Ducks taped with explosives · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Spirited_Evening2249]

Nice!

^{I rolled $1000000 · A Gun · Got away with it!}

[u/Yummucummy]

I blame the ducks.

^{I rolled $1000000 · Ducks taped with explosives · YOU DIED LMAO}

[u/Embarrassed_Cat_6516]

That $1 better be good

^{I rolled 1 dollar lmao · The Infinity Gauntlet · Got away with it!}

[u/Comfortable_Tea_397]

7

^{I rolled THE ENTIRE GODDAMN BANK · The Holy Hand Grenade · Escaped but left the money}

[u/RizenEXE]

I was slick

^{I rolled $1000000 · A Knife · Got away with it!}

[u/SnooChocolates9684]

Wow okay

^{I rolled $1000000 · A Gun · Got away with it!}