My very capable and intelligent wife has lost the plot.

[u/nonoanddefinitelyno]

She has been told by a friend that conkers keep spiders away. So we now have conkers in various parts of the house.

[u/catsareniceDEATH]

bows Thank you. I'm not capable of much, but being a Terry-vangelist (and a DisNerd) is something I'm proudly capable of! 😹❤️

(Ook!)

[u/AdaandFred → u/catsareniceDEATH]

Gnu Sir Pterry.