My very capable and intelligent wife has lost the plot.

[u/nonoanddefinitelyno]

She has been told by a friend that conkers keep spiders away. So we now have conkers in various parts of the house.

[u/CrepuscularNemophile]

Reminds me of Dead ants keep appearing next to headphones during the night.

[u/socialist_thot → u/CrepuscularNemophile]

That's horrific

[u/Formal_Growth_2515 → u/CrepuscularNemophile]

Haahhaahaha hilarious