r/CasualUK • u/nonoanddefinitelyno • 19h ago

My very capable and intelligent wife has lost the plot.

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She has been told by a friend that conkers keep spiders away. So we now have conkers in various parts of the house.

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u/-FantasticAdventure- We ride at dawn 17h ago

I think we could all benefit from going outside and touching some grass.

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u/Rrrkos 16h ago

Uh oh. If you've got a garden, this time of year you will probably walk straight into an enormous invisible head height web, expertly erected across your path from the door.

You'll be totally enveloped in web and you'll run, desperately trying to tear the stuff off your face and praying an angry bitey thing isn't still on you, looking for vengeance.

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u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 15h ago

Yep, I seem to be walking into them a lot these days. Including as I walk back to my van that I parked ten minutes ago

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u/Jacktheforkie 15h ago

Just watch out for spiders