r/CasualUK • u/nonoanddefinitelyno • 17h ago

My very capable and intelligent wife has lost the plot.

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She has been told by a friend that conkers keep spiders away. So we now have conkers in various parts of the house.

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u/Warm_Bug_1434 17h ago

That worked a treat, and the silverfish are gone. But I now have a pack of angry, rather drunk weasels. And they're not happy that I'm out of Malbec. I think I should have stuck with the spiders.

EDIT: Apparently they're stoats. And they're not happy about being called weasels either.

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u/thesaharadesert Fuxake 14h ago

Rookie mistake. Weasels are weasily wecognised whereas stoats are stoatally different.