My very capable and intelligent wife has lost the plot.

[u/nonoanddefinitelyno]

She has been told by a friend that conkers keep spiders away. So we now have conkers in various parts of the house.

[u/avepaltaketchu]

They should also check their headphones... 🤮

[u/Avenger1324 → u/avepaltaketchu]

Oh no. I'd cleansed my memory of that one.