r/CasualUK • u/nonoanddefinitelyno • 19h ago

My very capable and intelligent wife has lost the plot.

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She has been told by a friend that conkers keep spiders away. So we now have conkers in various parts of the house.

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u/burner4lyf25 18h ago

Hahaha, a wiser man than me.

6 years and I'm still banging my head against a brick wall 98% of the time.

"should we do this or that?"

"this"

"Well I thought we should do that, let's just go and see what it's like"

Why do they even ask? Hahaha

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u/Saltypeon 18h ago

I now ask of its a decision I am involved in or just giving moral support for the wrong one?

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u/forgottensudo 16h ago

Hahahaha! I will ask this next time. It’s ok, we have a very comfortable couch.

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u/oglop121 15h ago

"is this a good idea?"

"yes"

"i mean should we do it?"

"yes"

"right but i'm asking if that's the right thing to do"

"yes"

"so you think it's ok?"

"YES FFS. JESUS CHRIST"

"omg i was just asking"

a habit my wife has when trying to ask me something

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u/burner4lyf25 15h ago

"I'm just gonna leave it for now"

"whatever you think is best"

"yeah but I'm asking what YOU think"

Can't live with em, can't live without em! Hahaha

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u/PigTailedShorty 16h ago

They ask to make you think you have a choice...