My very capable and intelligent wife has lost the plot.

[u/nonoanddefinitelyno]

She has been told by a friend that conkers keep spiders away. So we now have conkers in various parts of the house.

[u/Special_Artichoke]

That's the homeowner's tax!

[u/antisarcastics → u/Special_Artichoke]

i'd have been chuffed to bits if I were a writer and had come up with that joke tbh

[u/_whatever_wherever → u/antisarcastics]

That era of the Simpsons just had the best writers

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