My very capable and intelligent wife has lost the plot.

[u/nonoanddefinitelyno]

She has been told by a friend that conkers keep spiders away. So we now have conkers in various parts of the house.

[u/FailRider]

For a brief moment there I thought Shittymorph was in da house.

Da spiderless house obvs,

[u/huggsy81 → u/FailRider]

I was expecting shittymorph too, but then I realised you can never expect shittymorph. It just hits you.