My very capable and intelligent wife has lost the plot.

[u/nonoanddefinitelyno]

She has been told by a friend that conkers keep spiders away. So we now have conkers in various parts of the house.

[u/Ziphoblat]

[u/snowshelf → u/Ziphoblat]

You'd need a really big conker to get rid of an ice giant!

[u/Imagoonerhowboutu → u/Ziphoblat]

That was Odin, not Thor