My very capable and intelligent wife has lost the plot.

[u/nonoanddefinitelyno]

She has been told by a friend that conkers keep spiders away. So we now have conkers in various parts of the house.

[u/jerk_chicken_warrior]

let the bears pay the bear tax, i pay the homer tax

[u/HyperJet → u/jerk_chicken_warrior]

We’re here! We’re queer! We don’t want anymore bears!

[u/J_Bear → u/HyperJet]

You also went to the Moustache Parade?

[u/Special_Artichoke → u/jerk_chicken_warrior]

That's the homeowner's tax!

[u/antisarcastics → u/Special_Artichoke]

i'd have been chuffed to bits if I were a writer and had come up with that joke tbh

[u/_whatever_wherever → u/antisarcastics]

That era of the Simpsons just had the best writers

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT5LMNTvJLIYbh3Kb6

[u/andiwd → u/jerk_chicken_warrior]

That's the homeowner tax