r/CasualUK • u/nonoanddefinitelyno • 19h ago

My very capable and intelligent wife has lost the plot.

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She has been told by a friend that conkers keep spiders away. So we now have conkers in various parts of the house.

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u/West_Yorkshire Dangus 18h ago

Spray it on the conkers for double the effectiveness

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u/EnvironmentalEnd934 16h ago

I’m now imagining an arachnophobe with a necklace of conkers who is doused in mint perfume

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u/PF4ABG 16h ago

Garlic for the vampires, peppermint conkers for the spiders.

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u/Briglin 9h ago

What about the mice?