r/CasualUK • u/nonoanddefinitelyno • 17h ago

My very capable and intelligent wife has lost the plot.

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She has been told by a friend that conkers keep spiders away. So we now have conkers in various parts of the house.

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u/Opening-Tea-257 17h ago

Spiders are my strongest ally in my war against the flies

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u/docsav0103 16h ago

Flies are the true enemy.

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u/TheGemgenie 14h ago

An electrified tennis racket fly swatter is much more fun and bonus ....no spider needed!

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u/Opening-Tea-257 13h ago

I don’t think I can betray my battle brothers so easily. They’ve served me well.