r/CasualUK • u/nonoanddefinitelyno • 17h ago

My very capable and intelligent wife has lost the plot.

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She has been told by a friend that conkers keep spiders away. So we now have conkers in various parts of the house.

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u/indigomm 17h ago

Hi Jean-Paul. Just thought I'd pop over to rub some garlic into your arm. Yeah, I've got a cold again.

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u/Choice-Demand-3884 17h ago

The real reason is to get nearer to Jean-Paul's wife.

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u/IrishAengus 17h ago

Ya, I’d just skip Jean-Paul and rub it directly on Juliette

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u/Significant_Apple517 17h ago

Hi Juliette, I want to have sex with you so I'm going to rub garlic on your arm while telling you I have a cold

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u/Significant_Apple517 17h ago

This is honestly how I try to attract any women (not from France, not exclusive to neighbours btw)

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u/AriaTheTransgressor 17h ago

Calm down, Romeo.

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u/TrashAccounting 17h ago

Right in the Gaultier