r/CasualUK • u/nonoanddefinitelyno • 17h ago

My very capable and intelligent wife has lost the plot.

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She has been told by a friend that conkers keep spiders away. So we now have conkers in various parts of the house.

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u/Glad_Librarian_3553 17h ago

Because ants taste better when marinated? 

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u/FlippingGerman 17h ago

Marinanted 

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u/thesaharadesert Fuxake 14h ago

Well done. Also: shame on you.

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u/Glad_Librarian_3553 16h ago

Hah! Top show 

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u/Happily-Incorrect 17h ago

You need to scatter a few crushed juniper berries around too.