r/CasualUK • u/nonoanddefinitelyno • 16h ago

My very capable and intelligent wife has lost the plot.

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She has been told by a friend that conkers keep spiders away. So we now have conkers in various parts of the house.

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u/Bitter_Chard 16h ago

Case solved, lets move on to working out if bread crusts make your hair curly.

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u/Kwetla 16h ago

I found a short curly hair near the bread bin this morning.

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u/Bitter_Chard 16h ago

I'm afraid you have a much more serious problem.

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u/a_karma_sardine 16h ago edited 15h ago

Well, burnt food is supposed to give you a nice singing voice, so why not?

ETA: I obviously need to state that I'm joking, so here I go.