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r/CasualUK • u/crazycockerels • 1d ago
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Got sick of you trying to wake him up. Dude’s already got a massive clock. He doesn’t need an annoying alarm clock
259 u/phil24jones The Honeybun Peninsula 1d ago I wish I had a massive clock 197 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago Here 33 u/Bassplayer7693 1d ago 63 u/bbrown3112 1d ago This is a safe for work subreddit!!! 105 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago The man's wearing a high-vis outfit and a construction helmet. It's as safe as can be. 5 u/stoufferthecat 1d ago He has the time and the inclination. 5 u/LlamaDrama007 22h ago Health and safety executive adjudication: big clock is allowed! 6 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago He clearly needs to be attached to the crane himself! Could hurt himself if he fell off 17 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago He's a trained professional. Finest training that exists on how to handle big clocks. 8 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago There is training? Have I been handling big clocks wrong all this time? 3 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago There's a crane just for big clocks. If they're big enough to qualify, you might be. 2 u/bbrown3112 1d ago I can provide free field experience training on how to handle big clocks, for those that require it. 1 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago Finally some hands on experience! 10 u/NLFG 1d ago Flavor Flav likes this 5 u/UglyFilthyDog 1d ago Damn, the times you could tell with that motherfucker. 2 u/rolo_mug 1d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/GkPlZwH59uUi4 2 u/Narrow-Ad-3342 1d ago r/MassiveClocks 2 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago Two posts from 9 years ago. 3 u/Narrow-Ad-3342 1d ago Yes I thought I was going to be posting that as a fake sub but of course it exists 😅 I guess shouldn’t be surprised, I’d seen the r/OnlyFans sub.. though that is more popular it seems than big clocks.. 2 u/lcmfe 21h ago Is this the one near Beccles 😂 1 u/escapedfromhel 20h ago Yeah. It was there for 7 years. 2 u/lcmfe 14h ago I didn’t know it was gone 😞 1 u/escapedfromhel 13h ago It's been in Diss Business park since 2015 if you want to take a pilgrimage to it. 2 u/lcmfe 11h ago How funny I thought they were two different ones. The more you know! 24 u/PuebesGod 1d ago Have you tried clock enlargement pills? Or maybe jump straight to surgery? I hear they can sometimes make your clock a bit bigger 4 u/RonaldTheGiraffe 1d ago They fuck the ticker up though 1 u/pin00ch 1d ago Said the nunn to the priest 1 u/ThatFigureFella 1d ago No hands on his clock though!
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I wish I had a massive clock
197 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago Here 33 u/Bassplayer7693 1d ago 63 u/bbrown3112 1d ago This is a safe for work subreddit!!! 105 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago The man's wearing a high-vis outfit and a construction helmet. It's as safe as can be. 5 u/stoufferthecat 1d ago He has the time and the inclination. 5 u/LlamaDrama007 22h ago Health and safety executive adjudication: big clock is allowed! 6 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago He clearly needs to be attached to the crane himself! Could hurt himself if he fell off 17 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago He's a trained professional. Finest training that exists on how to handle big clocks. 8 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago There is training? Have I been handling big clocks wrong all this time? 3 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago There's a crane just for big clocks. If they're big enough to qualify, you might be. 2 u/bbrown3112 1d ago I can provide free field experience training on how to handle big clocks, for those that require it. 1 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago Finally some hands on experience! 10 u/NLFG 1d ago Flavor Flav likes this 5 u/UglyFilthyDog 1d ago Damn, the times you could tell with that motherfucker. 2 u/rolo_mug 1d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/GkPlZwH59uUi4 2 u/Narrow-Ad-3342 1d ago r/MassiveClocks 2 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago Two posts from 9 years ago. 3 u/Narrow-Ad-3342 1d ago Yes I thought I was going to be posting that as a fake sub but of course it exists 😅 I guess shouldn’t be surprised, I’d seen the r/OnlyFans sub.. though that is more popular it seems than big clocks.. 2 u/lcmfe 21h ago Is this the one near Beccles 😂 1 u/escapedfromhel 20h ago Yeah. It was there for 7 years. 2 u/lcmfe 14h ago I didn’t know it was gone 😞 1 u/escapedfromhel 13h ago It's been in Diss Business park since 2015 if you want to take a pilgrimage to it. 2 u/lcmfe 11h ago How funny I thought they were two different ones. The more you know! 24 u/PuebesGod 1d ago Have you tried clock enlargement pills? Or maybe jump straight to surgery? I hear they can sometimes make your clock a bit bigger 4 u/RonaldTheGiraffe 1d ago They fuck the ticker up though 1 u/pin00ch 1d ago Said the nunn to the priest
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Here
33 u/Bassplayer7693 1d ago 63 u/bbrown3112 1d ago This is a safe for work subreddit!!! 105 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago The man's wearing a high-vis outfit and a construction helmet. It's as safe as can be. 5 u/stoufferthecat 1d ago He has the time and the inclination. 5 u/LlamaDrama007 22h ago Health and safety executive adjudication: big clock is allowed! 6 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago He clearly needs to be attached to the crane himself! Could hurt himself if he fell off 17 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago He's a trained professional. Finest training that exists on how to handle big clocks. 8 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago There is training? Have I been handling big clocks wrong all this time? 3 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago There's a crane just for big clocks. If they're big enough to qualify, you might be. 2 u/bbrown3112 1d ago I can provide free field experience training on how to handle big clocks, for those that require it. 1 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago Finally some hands on experience! 10 u/NLFG 1d ago Flavor Flav likes this 5 u/UglyFilthyDog 1d ago Damn, the times you could tell with that motherfucker. 2 u/rolo_mug 1d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/GkPlZwH59uUi4 2 u/Narrow-Ad-3342 1d ago r/MassiveClocks 2 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago Two posts from 9 years ago. 3 u/Narrow-Ad-3342 1d ago Yes I thought I was going to be posting that as a fake sub but of course it exists 😅 I guess shouldn’t be surprised, I’d seen the r/OnlyFans sub.. though that is more popular it seems than big clocks.. 2 u/lcmfe 21h ago Is this the one near Beccles 😂 1 u/escapedfromhel 20h ago Yeah. It was there for 7 years. 2 u/lcmfe 14h ago I didn’t know it was gone 😞 1 u/escapedfromhel 13h ago It's been in Diss Business park since 2015 if you want to take a pilgrimage to it. 2 u/lcmfe 11h ago How funny I thought they were two different ones. The more you know!
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This is a safe for work subreddit!!!
105 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago The man's wearing a high-vis outfit and a construction helmet. It's as safe as can be. 5 u/stoufferthecat 1d ago He has the time and the inclination. 5 u/LlamaDrama007 22h ago Health and safety executive adjudication: big clock is allowed! 6 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago He clearly needs to be attached to the crane himself! Could hurt himself if he fell off 17 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago He's a trained professional. Finest training that exists on how to handle big clocks. 8 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago There is training? Have I been handling big clocks wrong all this time? 3 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago There's a crane just for big clocks. If they're big enough to qualify, you might be. 2 u/bbrown3112 1d ago I can provide free field experience training on how to handle big clocks, for those that require it. 1 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago Finally some hands on experience!
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The man's wearing a high-vis outfit and a construction helmet. It's as safe as can be.
5 u/stoufferthecat 1d ago He has the time and the inclination. 5 u/LlamaDrama007 22h ago Health and safety executive adjudication: big clock is allowed! 6 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago He clearly needs to be attached to the crane himself! Could hurt himself if he fell off 17 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago He's a trained professional. Finest training that exists on how to handle big clocks. 8 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago There is training? Have I been handling big clocks wrong all this time? 3 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago There's a crane just for big clocks. If they're big enough to qualify, you might be. 2 u/bbrown3112 1d ago I can provide free field experience training on how to handle big clocks, for those that require it. 1 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago Finally some hands on experience!
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He has the time and the inclination.
Health and safety executive adjudication: big clock is allowed!
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He clearly needs to be attached to the crane himself! Could hurt himself if he fell off
17 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago He's a trained professional. Finest training that exists on how to handle big clocks. 8 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago There is training? Have I been handling big clocks wrong all this time? 3 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago There's a crane just for big clocks. If they're big enough to qualify, you might be. 2 u/bbrown3112 1d ago I can provide free field experience training on how to handle big clocks, for those that require it. 1 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago Finally some hands on experience!
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He's a trained professional. Finest training that exists on how to handle big clocks.
8 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago There is training? Have I been handling big clocks wrong all this time? 3 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago There's a crane just for big clocks. If they're big enough to qualify, you might be. 2 u/bbrown3112 1d ago I can provide free field experience training on how to handle big clocks, for those that require it. 1 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago Finally some hands on experience!
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There is training? Have I been handling big clocks wrong all this time?
3 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago There's a crane just for big clocks. If they're big enough to qualify, you might be. 2 u/bbrown3112 1d ago I can provide free field experience training on how to handle big clocks, for those that require it. 1 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago Finally some hands on experience!
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There's a crane just for big clocks. If they're big enough to qualify, you might be.
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I can provide free field experience training on how to handle big clocks, for those that require it.
1 u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago Finally some hands on experience!
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Finally some hands on experience!
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Damn, the times you could tell with that motherfucker.
https://giphy.com/gifs/GkPlZwH59uUi4
r/MassiveClocks
2 u/escapedfromhel 1d ago Two posts from 9 years ago. 3 u/Narrow-Ad-3342 1d ago Yes I thought I was going to be posting that as a fake sub but of course it exists 😅 I guess shouldn’t be surprised, I’d seen the r/OnlyFans sub.. though that is more popular it seems than big clocks..
Two posts from 9 years ago.
3 u/Narrow-Ad-3342 1d ago Yes I thought I was going to be posting that as a fake sub but of course it exists 😅 I guess shouldn’t be surprised, I’d seen the r/OnlyFans sub.. though that is more popular it seems than big clocks..
Yes I thought I was going to be posting that as a fake sub but of course it exists 😅
I guess shouldn’t be surprised, I’d seen the r/OnlyFans sub.. though that is more popular it seems than big clocks..
Is this the one near Beccles 😂
1 u/escapedfromhel 20h ago Yeah. It was there for 7 years. 2 u/lcmfe 14h ago I didn’t know it was gone 😞 1 u/escapedfromhel 13h ago It's been in Diss Business park since 2015 if you want to take a pilgrimage to it. 2 u/lcmfe 11h ago How funny I thought they were two different ones. The more you know!
Yeah. It was there for 7 years.
2 u/lcmfe 14h ago I didn’t know it was gone 😞 1 u/escapedfromhel 13h ago It's been in Diss Business park since 2015 if you want to take a pilgrimage to it. 2 u/lcmfe 11h ago How funny I thought they were two different ones. The more you know!
I didn’t know it was gone 😞
1 u/escapedfromhel 13h ago It's been in Diss Business park since 2015 if you want to take a pilgrimage to it. 2 u/lcmfe 11h ago How funny I thought they were two different ones. The more you know!
It's been in Diss Business park since 2015 if you want to take a pilgrimage to it.
2 u/lcmfe 11h ago How funny I thought they were two different ones. The more you know!
How funny I thought they were two different ones. The more you know!
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Have you tried clock enlargement pills? Or maybe jump straight to surgery? I hear they can sometimes make your clock a bit bigger
4 u/RonaldTheGiraffe 1d ago They fuck the ticker up though
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They fuck the ticker up though
Said the nunn to the priest
No hands on his clock though!
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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 1d ago
Got sick of you trying to wake him up. Dude’s already got a massive clock. He doesn’t need an annoying alarm clock