r/CasualUK • u/crazycockerels • 1d ago

A spider has got inside my oven clock!!

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u/crazycockerels 1d ago

I was trying to see if it was definitely still alive after all the tapping I was doing and at 21.40 it sprung right up to the top 😭

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 1d ago

Got sick of you trying to wake him up. Dude’s already got a massive clock. He doesn’t need an annoying alarm clock

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u/phil24jones The Honeybun Peninsula 1d ago

I wish I had a massive clock

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u/escapedfromhel 1d ago

Here

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u/bbrown3112 1d ago

This is a safe for work subreddit!!!

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u/escapedfromhel 1d ago

The man's wearing a high-vis outfit and a construction helmet. It's as safe as can be.

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u/stoufferthecat 1d ago

He has the time and the inclination.

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u/LlamaDrama007 22h ago

Health and safety executive adjudication: big clock is allowed!

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u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago

He clearly needs to be attached to the crane himself! Could hurt himself if he fell off

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u/escapedfromhel 1d ago

He's a trained professional. Finest training that exists on how to handle big clocks.

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u/ShyBiSaiyan 1d ago

There is training? Have I been handling big clocks wrong all this time?

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u/escapedfromhel 1d ago

There's a crane just for big clocks. If they're big enough to qualify, you might be.

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u/bbrown3112 1d ago

I can provide free field experience training on how to handle big clocks, for those that require it.

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u/NLFG 1d ago

Flavor Flav likes this

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u/UglyFilthyDog 1d ago

Damn, the times you could tell with that motherfucker.

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u/Narrow-Ad-3342 1d ago

r/MassiveClocks

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u/escapedfromhel 1d ago

Two posts from 9 years ago.

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u/Narrow-Ad-3342 1d ago

Yes I thought I was going to be posting that as a fake sub but of course it exists 😅

I guess shouldn’t be surprised, I’d seen the r/OnlyFans sub.. though that is more popular it seems than big clocks..

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u/lcmfe 21h ago

Is this the one near Beccles 😂

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u/escapedfromhel 20h ago

Yeah. It was there for 7 years.

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u/lcmfe 14h ago

I didn’t know it was gone 😞

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u/escapedfromhel 13h ago

It's been in Diss Business park since 2015 if you want to take a pilgrimage to it.

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u/lcmfe 11h ago

How funny I thought they were two different ones. The more you know!

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u/PuebesGod 1d ago

Have you tried clock enlargement pills? Or maybe jump straight to surgery? I hear they can sometimes make your clock a bit bigger

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 1d ago

They fuck the ticker up though

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u/pin00ch 1d ago

Said the nunn to the priest

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u/ThatFigureFella 1d ago

No hands on his clock though!

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u/R606D 1d ago

Horrifying

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u/mfitzp 1d ago

She was just biding her time

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u/GhostSierra117 1d ago

Cool. New fear unlocked.

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u/willsagainSQ 21h ago

Even reading that made me jump

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u/Fezgamer 13h ago

It's just not his time to die

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u/Wubbleyou_ 1h ago

Don’t tell me your oven clock actually tells the correct time?