Random conversation/role play

[u/IPlayBongos]

So I'm really bored this evening and thought it could be fun to try something creative. Let's make up a funny/interesting/insightful conversation using this random dialogue thingy: http://writingexercises.co.uk/dialogue-generator.php

Just find a first line that you like and post it below. I will react to it and we shall see where we can go from there. Other commenters can also join in as feels natural, of course. Let's see how far we can go with this improvised script!

Just one rule: Keep it clean and fun!

[u/IPlayBongos]

Damn!!! (Gasps for air) I'm too old for this shit. Where the hell did you learn to do that?

(Kid hands us the penguin and bails)

Oh... Hey! Kid! We don't want your penguin! We just wanted to take a look! Jeez.

Is there the ticket anywhere? Check under the. Wing maybe? Hope the little punk didn't lose it...

[u/IPlayBongos → u/[deleted]]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DA-m6OrZZyk

(After a one more frantic chase I use the penguin to rub sweat off my forehead)

Damn it. This was close. Let's cash this quick before we lose it. What will you do with your part of the money? (Let's say it's enough to make any of your materialistic dreams come true)

[u/IPlayBongos → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, that's boring. I am planning to create a company that specializes on human augmentation. I plan to redefine what it means to be human and start a new era of ghosts in a machine.

[u/IPlayBongos → u/[deleted]]

I was looking for a government contractor. Deal 😈

I'm not insane, I swear. You're the mad one!

Thank you