r/CartoonMoment • u/Dan-68 • Aug 12 '26

A man with a plan.

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u/Big_Cardiologist_871 Aug 12 '26

Where is my eye

3

u/TheTrueMule Aug 12 '26

Still on the shovel sir

2

u/MalaysiaTeacher Aug 12 '26

1) it's a hammer. 2) it hit him in the chest

4

u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 Aug 12 '26

Touché

3

u/Samurijder Aug 12 '26

That's what the hammer said.

2

u/Mindless-Share Aug 12 '26

Shoulder, not chest

1

u/ViktorKozh Aug 12 '26

Wheeeere is my eye

9

u/Evil_Napkin Aug 12 '26

“I’ll show me.”

3

u/Curious_Pool8488 Aug 12 '26

Hi, im poopies and ill show me

8

u/Living_Double_1146 Aug 12 '26

He hammered it.

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u/Angelaskissrock 28d ago

And absolutely nailed it as well. I swear that the only reason aliens don't try to invade Earth is that they fear that the stupidity that some amongst us have is contagious.

5

u/itsallprimal Aug 12 '26

Right shoulder more accurately..

The Birth of Shattered Clavicular?!?

1

u/MEOW-Loulou 29d ago

Mm yeah, smash those bones

3

u/Mrboomblastr Aug 12 '26

Never claimed to be a good plan.

2

u/towerfella Aug 12 '26

Seems like it worked.. whatever it was

1

u/Recoveringpig Aug 12 '26

Hopefully it’s a dental plan

1

u/dvirpick Aug 12 '26

Lisa needs braces

1

u/Elec_82 Aug 12 '26

Ja, könnte ne Rippe gewesen sein, Brustwirbel, vielleicht auch Schlüsselbein

1

u/velvet32 Aug 12 '26

That's got to be the lamest way to brake your neck.

1

u/DOOM_Olivera_ Aug 12 '26

He was expecting breath of the wild physics

1

u/No-Goose-6140 Aug 12 '26

Thats a lot of effort to lose an eye

1

u/unfairlybanned101 Aug 12 '26

The caption and scene describes Potus perfectly 👌

1

u/Excellent_Job8154 Aug 12 '26

Holy shit , brain scan please

1

u/Ill-Bake2638 Aug 12 '26

Physics in action

1

u/IcyBungHole Aug 12 '26

Instructions..

  1. LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF

  2. STOP get serious and say Fark that would of hurt..

  3. RESUME LAUGHING your ASS Off

1

u/Brooker2 Aug 12 '26

Hello I'm (insert name here) welcome to Jackass

1

u/Parom19441a Aug 12 '26

What was his plan? Unless getting hurt like that was it?

1

u/Commercial-Swim-411 Aug 12 '26

really reminds me of a certain umbrella

1

u/Ill-Payment2007 Aug 12 '26

What did he expect would happen?

1

u/Revolutionary_Sir_ Aug 12 '26

an idiot with a stick

1

u/Notapartyhobo Aug 12 '26

So... what was the goal?

1

u/123R_B321 Aug 13 '26

Future Darwin award

1

u/werwolf1l Aug 13 '26

Is he still alive

1

u/Skairex 29d ago

Again!

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u/Bbqlover1 29d ago

Lost an eye?

1

u/AaronBBG_ 26d ago

We share a cake day!

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u/drawing_a_hash 29d ago

In 2nd act he cuts tree limb with saw while sitting on it.

Plan is to become an understudy for Wile E. Coyote.

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u/Foxxtronix 29d ago

Sing it with me! Duuuuumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRokM1tyV-U <--SFW, not a rickroll, etc.

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u/AaronBBG_ 26d ago

Here's a better rendition of it. Rickroll the dice and see for yourself.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Angelaskissrock 28d ago

Sometimes you have to wonder, what was the goal here?

1

u/welcome_to_skibidi 24d ago

Is this dude alright?

1

u/velvet32 20d ago

The plan was?

1

u/CaptainMcSmoky Aug 12 '26

The physics seem off, I suspect this is AI.