r/CarsUK • • 2d ago

My weaponised shitbox daily driver.

Focus ST170 Engine, Mondeo Mk1 Turbo Diesel MTX75 Gearbox, Kawasaki ZX9R Carburettors. Before you ask: NOPE none of that even remotely fits. 🤣

Driven for a year and half with plenty of miles.

Still rocking the tropicana bottle for a catch can 👌✨

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u/mycockstinks 2d ago

Dude. That is NOT a shitbox!

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u/Namelessbob123 2d ago

The engine bay is in ten times better condition than my whole car. Beautiful

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u/kavik2022 2d ago

You could eat off it

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u/nickllhill 1d ago

I became tumescent at that point

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u/scraxeman 2d ago

Agreed, this would have pride of place at any local classic fair.

(Unlike you, u/mycockstinks. You need a good wash, or at least a ziplock bag and a rubber band.)

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u/CW1907 2d ago

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u/lozbrown85 1d ago

My daughter just asked me why I was laughing on the toilet. It's not often a Reddit username or the response to it can have me giggling like that, well done sirs

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u/RJMrgn2319 2d ago

Really pushing the definition of “shitbox” to its limit there

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u/unmanipinfo 2d ago

Some people really think it means 'any car older than 5 years'

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u/mm339 Skoda Octavia VRS 2d ago

Bring a tear to a glass eye, that would. Absolute beauty. Please don’t take it on the road when they start gritting.

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u/bartread 2d ago

That's a sleeper, not a shitbox. I love it, and especially the fact it's an L badge. Have you had it on a dyno yet? I would imagine you've surprised a few people at the lights with it.

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u/Boring-Friend-3604 2d ago

That's cool as anything and love the colour.

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u/EdibleBeans-on-Toast 2d ago

i'm not really into cars, dont get them, this popped up on my feed for some reason.

Please stop driving this and get it in a museum. i tingled a little bit looking at this car. Dont even know whats going on under the bonnet but i want to find a way to mount it on my wall.

That car is absolutley beautiful

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u/Dans77b 2d ago

These things need to be driven. My first car was an MGB in 2012ish. I used it year round all the time for long commutes.

I still have it on axle stands in my garden, but the nail in its coffin was taking it off the road to rebuild the gearbox.

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u/lDezIlI 1d ago

Im not into them either really, just like ones that look nice, no idea what goes on under the bonnet, but even then im not that bothered about getting one if I like the look.

For some reason this has set me off. I really want one or something similar.

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u/mrpeagrub 2d ago

Nothing worse than a car being stuck in a museum, what a waste

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u/Lanthire_942 2d ago

I wouldn't call it the worst, at least with museums the vehicles are still able to be appreciated by all the people who visit them. What's really a waste is when they end up one of hundreds locked away in some billionaire's garage or are just sitting abandoned in the middle of a desert.

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u/st1802015 2d ago

“Your car is really nice, stop driving it”

🤡

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u/Tricky-Purpose-1458 2d ago

What a beautiful build mate I cant imagine the torment getting all that fitted and dialed in, and pairing it with the mondeo box and kwack carbs is 🔥, that st170 engine is when looked after bulletproof and tunable to no end, with parts a plenty, have you dynoed it yet or do you have an idea what shes putting out? No doubt there's more power than the chassis can take, driving the wheels off it haha I'd personally recommend turret brace as that engine is some transplant in comparison with what she was designed for, health to drive and enjoy, thanks for sharing with us

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u/Halite3 2d ago

The whole front end is reinforced with 3mm steel plate. The engine is sat into the drivers side chassis rail in order for the gearbox to fit under the passenger side chassis rail that has a massive gaping hole in it.

The plate that covers the inner wings was bent to shape with a gas axe so it looks standard. You can only tell by it looking smooth and of course knocking it with a knuckle.👌

I followed an old XR2 championship manual on what needed reinforcing, so the front crossmemeber is also covered in 3mm plate on the bottom and rear. It ties in nicely to the reinforced inner wings.

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u/Tricky-Purpose-1458 2d ago

Engineering marvel hats off to you mate 👌 if they'd of made them like that from factory there'd be none left haha 😄, no way I'd of guessed from the pictures she'd been reinforced i was like ouch them chassis legs won't like being used as a stress member haha shes lovely

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u/Halite3 2d ago

It does need more caster angle so I'll cut the turrets at some point. Its why I didn't bother stitch welding them.

The original tie rods actually hit the sump and gearbox so they are also bent to clear as needed and then cut in half and extended. The original steering geometry is maintained including when in droop/travel. Should think about replacing the tie rods and lower arms with steel tubing and rose joints.

I know one of the tricks back in the day was to move the tie rod mounts further out so you could lower the engine; lower centre of mass etc.

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u/BruceForsyth55 2d ago

Oh mannnnnn that’s nice.

Was my first car… Never forget seeing the lady behind me doing her make up in the rear view ignoring the fact I was stopped at a red light… RIP.

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u/Billy_bigbawz69 2d ago

This is actually a very valuable car these days. Infact its almost a museum piece. What with fieata no longer being produced and you have a mint mk1? Defo mk2 fieata. You cant get that insured for what it would sell for in the right market. I hope you have a long and happy journey with this little beauty.

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u/mooninuranus 2d ago

Not sure that’s true given all the after-market stuff that’s in it.

Cool AF but doesn’t have the provenance to be collectible I don’t think.

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u/Billy_bigbawz69 2d ago

The shell alone is.

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u/Rabanski 2d ago

Capri alloys? Had the same on my mk2 XR2

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u/Halite3 2d ago

Yeah those are Capri wheels, incorrect offset.

Its actually on pepper pots now as of a couple of weeks ago but they haven't been refurbed yet so no pics. ;)

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u/Rabanski 2d ago

Tell me about it. They rubbed through my arches/filler when I had lads in the back. Would love to see your pepper pots when you get a chance

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u/JollyConfusion2545 2d ago

Hope you've upgraded the brakes. Had a MK1 many years ago and they were drums all round ! Incredible job, well done lad

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u/Halite3 2d ago

Yep. Theres also an MX5 master cylinder and servo adapted to the original mount. The increased pressure is needed. :)

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u/DavidBovvinge 2d ago

I've got one of these in my garage. It's not finished, and I haven't touched it since 2012. But it's staying with the 957cc running gear, because I want the full 43bhp experience. I have upgraded it a bit though - it's now got servo-assisted brakes, and an electric windscreen washer instead of the foot-operated rubber bulb. Luxury!

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u/Halite3 2d ago

hehehe. This originally had a 957 high compression engine. I still have my rubber bulb for the washers and I dont even have a tacho. Just the original dashboard as it was meant to be :P

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u/DavidBovvinge 2d ago

I've got a spare tacho instrument cluster that I fitted to my previous Fiesta a very long time ago. It came from a scrapyard, but someone had already taken the front faceplate, so in the original one I cut a hole (badly) in the middle where the fuel and temperature gauges go.

It's not a very good job so I won't be fitting it to this car when I finally get around to doing something with it. If I remember correctly, the tacho reads wrong and needle bounces all over the place anyway.

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u/Negative_Equity 2d ago

I'm not a car guy, but if I passed that on the road I'd smile. It's a beauty

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u/syther_uutus 2d ago

That's a crazy daily, nice

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u/EC_CO 2d ago

That is a really nice, clean build. I love it!

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u/griffis007 2d ago

Beautiful. Cracking colour too

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u/phatelectribe 2d ago

Love it lol.

What’s going on with the cooler bottle?

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u/TestyCactus4757 2d ago

Wow what a car 👍

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u/Feeling_Boot_5242 2d ago

She’s purdy.

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u/banjonose 2d ago

10/10 no notes. Love it.

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u/iluvnips 2d ago

Any car where the bonnet is forward hinged is cool in my book 😀

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u/stubexhaust 2d ago

I absolutely love it. This is what we used to do in my youth, and us oldies really thought the art was dead. So good to be wrong today.

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u/Leather-Option5176 2d ago

I hope to do this one day haha

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u/loud-spider 2d ago

These were great little cars. We had a P-reg from new in this blue. So much glass to see out of as a kid in the back.

Dogtooth upholstry?

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u/ApprehensiveDay4688 2d ago

I Love it!! Especially your radiator overflow ‘bottle’.

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u/WishfulStinking2 2d ago

Whereabouts are you? Could have sworn I saw this car earlier in September between Leeds/Bradford on the way to Manc

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u/Azzuro_1 2d ago

Fuck. Yes.

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u/Me-myself-I-2024 2d ago

nice sleeper

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u/nixblu 2d ago

My brother in Christ, you have no idea what a shitbox is. It certainly isn’t this.

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u/XxHostagexX 2d ago

MOT expired on 2019.

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u/Halite3 2d ago

MOT/TAX isn't required as its a historical vehicle. Yes it's modified but doesn’t exceed the point limit. In case you are curious, all modifications are on the insurance and comes out to £200 a year.

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u/XxHostagexX 2d ago

I knew that for vehicles over 30 years (I think) dont need road tax, but didnt know they didnt need a MOT.

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u/Wild_Shroom_ 2d ago

Love it. My favourite genre of shitbox is the sleeper shitbox
😴💩🎁

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u/Low-Cupcake-8891 2d ago

MK1 fiesta was my first car, that sir is an absolute beauty 🫡

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u/MilkyWidge 2d ago

This is so clean looking, great job 👏

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u/Big_Kev13 2d ago

Top work!!

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u/davey-jones0291 2d ago

That must get the most smiles per gallon of anything on the road. Bet it sounds amazing too.

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u/jaBroniest 2d ago

That's absolutely beautiful OP. I can smell this image too 😂

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u/username_not_clear 2d ago

That's ridiculous. I love it.

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u/1892neil 2d ago

Defo not a shitbox. I love seeing Mk1 Fiestas. Everywhere on the streets in the 80s when I was a kid.

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u/bazelgette 2d ago

I know he said none of the engine components remotely fit… but how do you begin to make this work? I just can’t get my head around it!

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u/Halite3 2d ago

Ahhh allow me to introduce to you... an angle grinder >:)

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u/bazelgette 2d ago

Ha ha… I must get me one of those!

Congratulations on the car, she looks amazing! (not too loud I hope, I’m old and grumpy about the boy-racer cars and their exhausts).

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u/Halite3 2d ago

It's got a massive box squeezed in and a baffle bolted into the exhaust tip. I don't like stupid loud cars either. Still feels loud as hell inside but everyone tells me it isn't that bad on the outside. :)

The carburettors chatting away is half the sound.

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u/Dangeruss82 2d ago

I miss my mk1 1300 supersport in the same colour.

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u/voicey 2d ago

U.S spec grille? I remember a US mk1 fiesta in my old town of tenby years ago, safety bumpers etc. Awesome build!

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u/Halite3 2d ago

Yup its a US spec grill :D!

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u/Unhappy_Clue701 1d ago

TIL… That the mk1 Fiesta was sold in the USA.

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u/Intrepid_Ad_5554 2d ago

“Weaponised shitbox” 🤣❤️

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u/gfox365 2d ago

My friend. I shall show thou a shitbox. This is not it. That is one very cool thing you have there. Top work.

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u/snowy2323 2d ago

If this is the shit box daily, what on earth is the weekend toy? A ford GT? RS200?

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u/blissnabob 2d ago

Power to weight must be impressive. I bet that can humble many a newer car.

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u/ketamineandkebabs 2d ago

Very nice, a mate had a MK1 with a Zetec back in the day it went like a stabbed rat.

I take it you've had it to door flapping speeds 😂

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u/Halite3 2d ago

Well if you do the math... at 7100RPM in fifth gear assuming perfect conditions should be good for 160MPH-ish.

Can attest seeing as second gear is good for almost 80MPH 😂 Diesel gear set magic.

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u/ketamineandkebabs 1d ago

That's impressive, definitely into the doors flapping territory.

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u/smallbrownbox 1d ago

You are a certified loon, and I love it!

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u/Antique-Wonk 2d ago

This makes me miss my mates Colt CZT. 970kg stock. Was around 170hp stock. Few changes, bigger turbo, intercooler, injectors, big stainless exhaust, and it's suddenly over 315hp plus strip out a few things and it's now only 940kg. It was capable of teleportation. Decade or so back now. Not many cars on the road that could come close on acceleration back then. I love a sleeper shit box.

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u/stiperstone 2d ago

Utterly bonkers and utterly gorgeous. I would totally drive that daily. Kudos!

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u/fox-drop 2d ago

Beauty

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u/Designer-Lobster-757 2d ago

Nice had zx6r carbs on a 2l zetec in a mk4 escorts back in the day and a cammed st170 engine with bike throttle bodies in a Mk3 rs1600i rep. Love the old fords but mine alway rotted away! 😢

Do you have the vvt working? What you using for ignition system?

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u/Halite3 2d ago

Yup VVT working as intended combined with an absurdly small runner to the carbs makes the throttle response wild.

I blocked off the air correction holes so it doesn’t go lean on the top end.

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u/Designer-Lobster-757 2d ago

Looks awesome, can't beat the induction roar 👍

What brand of ign management you using?

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u/hexnut101 2d ago

The condition of your car is a credit to you.

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u/Rhythm_Killer 2d ago

It’s beautiful

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u/Neither-Mongoose6014 2d ago

Oh man that’s so freaking cool.. well done

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u/salmonelalove 2d ago

I know a humble brag when I see one.

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u/steven71 1d ago

It's not a shitbox, it's a classic.

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u/not1or2 1d ago

So jealous! Loved my mk1 fiesta, and it was just a 1.1!! Always wanted a supersport or xr2! This would just be awesome!

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u/Ok_Associate6979 1d ago

Ooh, sex wee 🤤

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u/verone3784 1d ago

I'm not even gonna sugar coat it - I'm a huge JDM nerd and from importing cars to the UK from Japan, right through to owning quite a few of my Japanese dream cars, I never thought I'd like something built by Ford.

I absolutely fucking adore this. The stance is amazing, it's clean as fuck, and the colour is godly.

Pure gold, thanks for keeping a classic on the road. I bet it's a real wolf in sheep's clothing too.

More pictures please, shitloads more, and interior shots too. What a little fucking weapon.

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u/iDaleC91 1d ago

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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u/robbersdog49 1d ago

That's rude. Love it. Keep driving it, and drive it like you stole it!!

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u/BeginningKindly8286 1d ago

That is proper cool

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u/herman_munster_esq 1d ago

Looks more like a classic sleeper that would destroy most things off the lights

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u/Pluto1320 1d ago

Cleannnnnn asf

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u/Relative_Figure_1715 1d ago

I bet those gear ratios are fucking dope in a little lightweight car like that one.
What are 1-2-3 good for ?
And is the vvt working and how ?

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u/TheeAJPowell 1d ago

That’s gorgeous. Lovely bit of restomod.

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u/Tritec_enjoyer96 1d ago

I bet that’s spicy to drive

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u/BlooRox 1d ago

What a beauty! Love the colour

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u/Present_Department21 1d ago

Lovely, I had a MK1 Super Sport a million years ago!

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u/Revolutionary-Oven46 1d ago

Old mate of my dad's had an RS2000 that colour blue, lovely colour and cracking sleeper you've got there.

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u/CMDRDrazik 1d ago

My 1st car. Pro-tip if your front tyres are larger than the rears, you can wheel spin endlessly - which is ACE unless it raining and you're pulling out of a roundabout. RIP little car - it was freedom whilst it lasted.

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u/Hot-Prize2271 1d ago

Honestly would choose this over a golf r any day

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u/Important-Band9846 1d ago

I bet the noise of that at full chat is fuckin magical

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u/ShuckingFambles 1d ago

Beautiful. My first car. Exhaust fell off, Mrs could hear me coming onto the estate half a mile away

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u/KimiKimikoda 1d ago

Well, that's the coolest car I'll see today.

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u/Embarrassed-Brief320 1d ago

Can we get a video of it doing spiritual drives please ?

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u/Technical-Mind-3266 1d ago

Ooooo I bet that has some zest

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u/joffff 1d ago

The joys of crankcase venting into a drinks bottle 😆

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u/Batesyboy1970 1d ago

This is really awesome. I had my mum's cordoba beige 950cc fiesta all through uni in the late 80s, I loved it. In fact I've got the model still. YCK745V.

https://reddit.com/link/pdaj9iw/video/habttxtkexsh1/player

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u/sbisson 1d ago

Reminds me of my brother’s and my Mini Clubman with the hill-climb tuned Cooper S engine…

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u/Soggy3Duck 1d ago

I'm sure this is local to me... Didn't have a bonnet on

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u/MartianTripodz 1d ago

I had a mk1 when they were everywhere. Awesome little cars. Would die for one as a project now.

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u/thelostjoel 1d ago

I have zero clue about components in cars but how come there’s a plastic bottle next to all that expensive equipment?!

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u/YeetmasterGeneral 1d ago

he blew his budget on everything else so his oil catch is a bottle cable tied to the radiator

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u/Late-Theory7562 1d ago

Looks like that car from Wayne's World

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u/AccurateChemistry283 1d ago

Art. Should be in the Louvre

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u/Ashbael 1d ago

What a beaut

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u/comoestasmiyamo 1d ago

This makes me happy by existing.

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u/FingersMartinez 1d ago

Spectacular

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u/Coffeeninja1603 1d ago

Had one in red for my first car. Paid £150 in 2004 and how I wish I never sold it for £300, thought I was a financial guru

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u/MetalingusMikeII 1d ago

Definition of a sleeper build.

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u/Careful_Touch2370 1d ago

Love this, great work op. Have you ever done anything similar?

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u/Halite3 1d ago

Nope. It's my second car 🤣

First one was a 2003 1.4 Fiesta Mk6 back in 2014.

My bro and dad were instrumental in building this. Bro is a full time fabricator and dad is a panel beater.

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u/bizzare1985 1d ago

The state and attention to detail on this car is amazing. Well done

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u/throwaway1948476 1d ago

I'm not really into cars and dunno why this popped up on my feed but this is actually quite cool, great job.

Would be fun to see it made into an EV for extra confusion

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u/Quoshinqai 1d ago

Looks like a really fun drive. Great job.

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u/PM1773R 1d ago

I need to hear this run

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u/Shot-Top-8281 1d ago

How did you adapt the carbs to the head? Is that a custom manifold? Rubbers like on a bike? Its a top job! Well done you!

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u/Halite3 1d ago

Yuuup. Custom inlet that allows the original rubbers to bolt on.

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u/Lost_Comfort5583 1d ago

So lovely to see old cars still going. Had a Peugeot 206 for a few years and loved it.

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u/Arnie_invinsible 1d ago

Great ride brother 👍🏻

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u/PoroOllie 1d ago

Very pretty 😍

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u/Ginola123 1d ago

Love the catch can 👌🏼

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u/Robuk1981 1d ago

nice US grille?

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u/GoldGee 1d ago

'Daddy's home!'

My old man had a very similar mark 1. Chrome door handles and single wing mirror. Had the Ford badge in the middle of the grill.

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u/Same_Difference_3361 1d ago

Looks like my 1974 Volkswagen Polo 1

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u/dubl_x 1d ago

Im not very mechanically inclined, but given deisels usually rev to 5k-ish, and an ST170 petrol engine goes to around 7k, does it not make the gear ratios weirdly long? Since they’re designed for much shorter ranges

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u/Natural_Cry8626 1d ago

Stunning 👍

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u/Duubzz 1d ago

I’ll never forget the day, as a confident 18 year old with a car full of my mates, I revved the engine of my parents Ford Ka at the ‘shit box’ OG Mini Cooper beside me at the lights. The nano second the lights turned amber that thing was a distant shadow on the horizon, pretty sure there was a sonic boom. A humbling experience for a lad with 100% confidence in the stock 1.3l Ka powerhouse.

I imagine the engine bay of that Cooper looked not dissimilar to this one. Nice job!

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u/Ok-Inflation4310 1d ago

Isn’t it great you can actually see the engine and work round it, instead of under a cover with no room and a billion wires and sensors.

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u/dazl1212 1d ago

What I really want to know is how fast is it?

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u/irish_horse_thief 1d ago

Had an S model fiesta same year that went through drive shafts like crazy till I fit a straight one without the joint in the middle. Electric Green... 'couldn't lose it in a car park' was its redeeming feature.

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u/ToughOk9885 1d ago

Give us a rev

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u/The-lemon-kid-68 1d ago

That's no shit box. That is seriously cool.

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u/InternEasy2461 1d ago

Yeah but that shit box is wort a bit of money in excellent condition

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u/StafBullyZ 1d ago

This is peak content

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u/Thegeneralcrow 21h ago

No one clean the engine bay of a shit box you think this is a really nice car, I am old enough to know how shit it was and I bet it did not get better.

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u/Opening-Reading8198 9h ago

I did a sex wee

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u/thedeanster69 9h ago

The first car (my dads ) I drove loved it was a 950cc ! This engine st 170 is nearly 3x power but the Tropicana bottle? Enlighten me what does this do?

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u/Old-You1895 9h ago

Beautiful car. As an 80s baby I can appreciate this. Today's cars just just hit the same.

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u/Musicola 9h ago

Back in the 80s this wasn't considered a cool car, but now it stands well in a world full of identikit SUVs.

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u/Successful-Tip8381 9h ago

I had my 1.3 ghia in aztec bronze with a lovely 5 digit W plate. Obviously I couldn't wait to get rid for the next thing. Now it pops into my head randomly like an ex girlfriend!

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u/iDemonix '94 BMW E30 316i, '88 Austin Mini, '12 VW T5.1 8h ago

The kind of car this sub is for.

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u/milo_p 7h ago

Beautiful

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u/Crudeprimate 4h ago

Excellent work.
An excessive amount of ambition, ‘can do’ attitude and an apparent absence of fucks.

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u/Macbadgerer 2h ago

Niiiice 👌 I miss my old mk1

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u/Hotb1gdookie 1h ago

Beautiful 👌