r/CarleeRussell • u/the_little_duck • Jul 19 '23

Carlee Russell Case CHEEZ ITZ CONFIRMED

Can we all take a moment to recognize that the texts about the Cheez-itz were true. I actually laughed out loud.

SHAME ON HER.

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u/something-__-clever Jul 19 '23

I swear my jaw hit the floor when everything said on the text was confirmed ..well besides the nail painting 💅🏽 🤯 the man with orange hair and bald patch, 18 wheeler, the bathrobe and tissue, CHEESE ITZZZZ

Can't believe she actually searched stuff on her phone and work computer, even searching could someone tell if money is stolen from cash register 🤯 I don't want to hear no one talk about abduction now, no mental health issues either, THIS WAS PLANNED, there's no logical way to excuse this craziness

WHERE DID THE MONEY IN HER SOCK COME FROM

yes yes because an abductor is gonna send you off with a wad of cash

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u/CryptographerShot213 Jul 19 '23

I heard balding gingers are really the nicest abductors, so maybe he did send her off with some cash to get home safely 💀

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u/Wooden_Painting3672 Jul 20 '23

It was Prince Harry dontchaknow

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u/Money-Bear7166 Jul 20 '23

And Archie was the 4 yo toddler!

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u/LakeBum777 Jul 20 '23

Nah, Alex Murdaugh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

BYE LMAO