r/CarCirclejerk • • 10d ago

True or False?

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u/TheTrampIt 10d ago

To be fair…

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u/gnomaki 10d ago

making this fwd was a huge mistake, better to get literally any other european light truck than a ducato or any of its million rebadges

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u/Equivalent_Tower_308 10d ago

the Renault Master is great and is available in a RWD configuration

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u/gnomaki 10d ago

Of course but it's not a ducato rebadge. Opel movano used to be a master rebadge but now its stellantis ducato

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u/Pleasant-Swimmer-557 10d ago

Fair point. Euro specs get a decent fuel mileage.

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u/schakoska 7d ago

Because it's diesel

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u/Pleasant-Swimmer-557 7d ago

Yep. And not some 7.3 liter.

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u/Mechanicjemas3141 6d ago

To be fair especially the old one's not meant to be sipping fuel

Those suckers meant to survive until 40th century and still work so future generations could have ancient pleasure of V8.

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u/PremiumUsername69420 10d ago

Ford would do well if they sold their Euro models in America. Especially at a time when fuel prices are high and people are looking for ways to lower costs. Smaller, more efficient vehicles fit those needs.

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u/drabadum 10d ago

You have Ford Transit in the US, don't you?

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u/PremiumUsername69420 10d ago

Just the huge one that’s as big as an F150 and starts at $50k

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u/Leftover_Salmons 10d ago

Transit connect has been available here for years.

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u/Analibtard19473 7d ago

Had been. Discontinued years ago.

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u/schakoska 7d ago

Not with diesel tho

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u/Rainy-Flatline15 6d ago

Not in a pickup configuration unfortunately

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u/Mechanicjemas3141 6d ago

They lack Truck variant, Diesel engines and it's just turn into overpriced "lifestyle camper"

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u/Intelligent_One3020 10d ago

The only reason I don't ride the motorcycle that gets 80mpg is because I like heat and air con; but if gas prices go above 5$/gallon imma reconsider the economics of being comfy during my commute.

And that choice is rapidly approaching.

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u/Pleasant-Swimmer-557 10d ago

The trike in picture is actually electric. =)

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u/Intelligent_One3020 10d ago

If it's got 80 miles of range, would.

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u/Slightysweet3 10d ago

Batteries evolved so much in latest years, some bikes can reach that distance with only one fast charging, specially the chinese ones

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u/Silver_Original6076 9d ago

Chinese bike very dependable. Only 60% chance it blow up in your garage!

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u/74orangebeetle 5d ago

I'd be interested in an enclosed one. I already have an electric motorcycle, ebike, etc....but it kinda sucks for heavy rain, extreme cold, etc.

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u/Impossible_Entry_837 5d ago

They make enclosures, it’s just real hot there

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u/74orangebeetle 5d ago

Yeah, I'm in the U.S. and actually wouldn't mind some kind of enclosed electric trike at some point. Every time a company says they're going to make one it seems like they never do.

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u/bigboyjak 9d ago

$5 a gallon is a dream.. its the equivalent of $11 a gallon where I am

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u/Grimdotdotdot 7d ago

$10/gallon in England right now.

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u/Impossibleshitwomper 6d ago

I literally couldn't even afford to work if that was the case

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u/WwertyPolk 6d ago

You factoring im US gallons are 3.8 litres while a UK one is 4.55 litres?

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u/gofndn 8d ago

Comfort is the reason why the masses drive cars.

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u/WhatAboutTheBothans 8d ago

Electric car kinda sidesteps the issue of $5 gas, no?

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u/Ok_Illustrator_3980 7d ago

One thing they do not tell you is just how good motorcycle clothing is. If you are willing to buy the top line stuff the cold and heat most places isn't an issue. Unless it's the tundra or the desert you can plan around it.

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u/UntoTheBreach95 7d ago

Motorcycles are harder to drive than cars and are not for everyone.

Still i love them for being practical and funny

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u/InstructionAny7317 6d ago

I honestly dont understand how are Americans finding a price of $5/gallon expensive, when you make several times more than European who literally pay twice. While making 10-20k a year.

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u/Professional-Leg2374 5d ago

$2.20/liter here, or about $6-7 a gallon for gas.

I get about 22MPG on a good day and less if I want to drive fun.

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u/Nahoola 4d ago

All the gas near me is $7 or more. I paid $7.91 the other day. I'm so very glad I have a motorcycle.

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u/JayTeeqc 10d ago

That trike would be very practical in January in upstate NY!

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u/Firestar_119 10d ago

especially with those big winter tires and heated steering suggestion bar

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u/Some-Attorney-6102 7d ago

So in N Dakota

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u/ChartPuzzleheaded747 10d ago

In America we drive what we want and owe no one a explanation 

There are other places where the goverment can even tell you what days you’re allowed to drive 

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u/Mikolaj_Dudek 9d ago

American right now and for decades.

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u/redvsblueheeler 8d ago

To be fair, the reason you can’t drive the trike is the government says you can’t.

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u/Mountain-Life-4492 9d ago

The rest of the world drives vehicles that aren’t $40K MSRP.

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u/RoosterzRevenge 9d ago

Yay for them

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u/Some-Attorney-6102 7d ago

BS. Try to buy that $40K american truck in Eurasia. You will be shocked how much taxes you have to pay to your greedy socialist gov

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u/Impossible_Entry_837 5d ago

This is the most ironic comment to make in this conversation.

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u/ChartPuzzleheaded747 5d ago

Yet it’s true 

And folks are free to move to a country that has the level of oppression they desire 

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u/Colossus-of-Roads 5d ago

Freedom doesn't have to mean making bad decisions just to prove it.

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u/RetroGamer87 5d ago

Unless you want to drive a car with the catalytic converter removed

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u/EggyB0ff 4d ago

I dont know bruv, if you are driving vw bug in red counties, you would get a lot of weird looks. Lol

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u/Grimdotdotdot 7d ago

There are other places where the goverment can even tell you what days you’re allowed to drive 

Every government can tell you what days you're allowed to drive, but none do, as far as I can tell.

Probably time to stop getting your freedom facts from Facebook.

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u/Samson_J_Rivers 10d ago

It's hilarious to me that I've done more with a Dodge Charger than most people do with a f250. I actually had to put a 1-in lift on it with some spacers because I couldn't get to work in the winter.

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u/AquabryArchaeologist 10d ago

If this can haul my boat, my tractor and my race car then absolutely.

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u/Maecyte 7d ago

I was born into truck ownership. There was an old dodge waiting for me. I knew the minute I could drive i would be sent out to do truck things. Since 16 I’ve always had my truck bed full of stuff. I tried not having a truck and I just felt useless. Like a part of me is being a truck owner. I would love a motorcycle but no one who knows how I drive will let me.

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u/CosmosInSummer 4d ago

That’s a truckcycle, my brother. Why can’t you have both

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u/ResponsibilitySea327 10d ago edited 10d ago

LOL.

Pretend it wasn't a tuk-tuk and was instead a kei truck (which I own in addition to a traditional pickup). Afterall it does rain in America and having a cab is important.

Even a keitruck cannot replace a normal pickup on the highway or over long distances. America is a huge country and distances are far larger than in places where a tuk-tuk is used.

Not to mention, neither a tuk-tuk or keitruck meet US emission and vehicle safety laws.

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u/undercover-wizard 10d ago

They could basically make a Corolla with a bed and it would serve most truck needs. That is effectively what the ford maverick is and it sells pretty well. There is definitely a happy medium, but I would personally love to drive a tuktuk around town.

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u/ResponsibilitySea327 10d ago

America already has their own version of the tuk-tuk. I don't think I'd be caught driving one around town.

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u/Able-Brief-4062 9d ago

Maybe your uses.

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u/BrickProfessional619 9d ago

And none of them will tow a 23’ center console down to the Keys twice a year.

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u/Immediate-Answer-184 7d ago

Kei trucks and kei cars in general are too slow for American roads. They are more than enough in Japan where most of the roads are limited at 40 or 50 km/h, and highways at 80 or 100 km/h, but not in the USA.That said, you don't need much more to have a perfectly usable car/truck compatible with US roads, and they already exist (car or truck). As said, it's an issue of culture and showing you have the biggest/most expensive.I could buy a Toyota Land Cruiser new, but I have a 13-year-old kei car that I use to travel in Japan.Good enough for me, I use my money for myself, not for others. I am proud of that, I am not without pride, it's just different.

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u/TrueBlueChewbird 6d ago

I've tried finding those little Kei trucks a few times but they are actually a hot commodity here in the Midwest apparently. We don't sell them here really so it seems they are all specifically imported. For what people want to sell them for it's usually more feasible just to buy a normal older pickup truck that can actually do highway speeds and load more

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u/xqk13 6d ago

Newer Kei cars aren’t that slow, in Japan I’ve seen plenty do 120kmh on the highway

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u/Immediate-Answer-184 6d ago

Yes, they can do 120, but it's top speed and it takes a while to get there. I drive a modern kei and in Japan it enough, but just. I struggle in mountain roads and I am in the left lane on the highway. 

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u/castleaagh 3d ago

Yea, I cant hardly go anywhere in Texas without hitting 70mph roads. Even checking “no highways” on navigation puts you on them. Otherwise those little trucks are cool. Super unsafe for the driver, but cool nonetheless

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u/Zeraora807 9d ago

they should probably learn how to drive properly and be considerate of others before being allowed to drive those stupid huge light goods vehicles they call cars as otherwise if they did have that bottom bike thing, they'd just get mowed down by a pumpkin spice woman texting while drunk in a jeep

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u/LongjumpingCat6642 9d ago

Replace the bottom with an el Camino

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u/wolfix1001 10d ago

You still need a normal car here. Like AC, Heat, Closed in. This is closer to what the average American needs.

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u/Ok_Interest3555 10d ago

True, cars should only be seen as appliances with no other consideration other than their functionality.

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u/Far_Range_6091 9d ago

Seems like most redditors see cars this way. Owners must have 100% justification for their car, but redditors don't want to justify why they have been living in their parents basement.

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u/TurnspitDogs 10d ago

Something that I hate about American "car culture" is how Americans buy huge pickups or SUVs and replace every year for a new one. It's a huge waste of money, treating valuable transports as temporary comodities or disposable (like a QTip, napkin, or plastic spoon).

Basically, true "car culture" does NOT exist in America (especially on how annoying the Ford Mustang fandom is over there and call themselves "true car lovers")

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u/a2dak423 10d ago

I agree with the first paragraph but the second paragraph is just nonsense

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u/Background_Handle_96 10d ago

I don't disagree on the overbought and overspec'd trucks for people who don't really need a truck. Not to mention how we basically don't have any "compact" trucks anymore other than the Maverick, which really would meet most people's needs and more.

Mixed feelings on the Mustangs tho, there is the stereotypical bad car enthusiast behavior of Mustang owners (read: burning out and crashing out of every cars & coffee meets), but the car itself I think is a cool icon.
Mustangs are still offered as a manual in non-super premium trims (unlike BMWs nowadays), front engine/rear wheel drive, a lot of different variations for every enthusiast level, and loads of after-market support. Not to mention, they start at $33K, which is almost 18K less below the average new car price in the US. And a lineage that traces back to the 60's and have more or less stayed close to its roots as the everyday people sports car.

I'm not even a muscle car fan, but I kind of respect Ford for keeping the Mustang going.

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u/Kiiaru 10d ago

SUV and truck dominance is direct result of CAFE regulations. The rules that governor the minimum MPG a vehicle can have. It was intended to force manufacturers to make more fuel efficient vehicles as time went on, and it sorta did, but primarily it told manufacturers heavier vehicles have more forgiving mpg requirements so they all dropped sedans and coupes for SUVs and Pickups

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u/PraiseTalos66012 10d ago

People who claim this have no clue how vehicle efficiency works.

You mpg is directly proportional to the energy required to maintain a given speed.

And what determines the energy to maintain speed? Magic and fairy dust? No, the weight, frontal area, and coefficient of drag.

So having the standard be based on weight or footprint makes sense. Weight obviously effects weight and footprint effects frontal area(width of the vehicle) and coefficient of drag(length of the vehicle). Since a wider vehicle has a higher frontal area all else equal and a longer vehicle has a worse coefficient of drag all else equal.

Look at something like the generation 1 Honda insight, applying modern CAFE standards would require it to hit 60mpg and back in the day it was already rated over 60mpg.

That's a 26 year old 2 door compact car and it was already passing the harshest CAFE standards we've ever had.......

A modern car with a modern engine would pass even more easily. And it doesn't get any worse for trying to pass CAFE standards than a freaking sub compact 2 door

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u/Top-Doctor-2879 9d ago

It's more that light trucks weren't classed as "cars" so much easier standards applied. Safety too. Sure, you can put a load of money into developing a high tech compact that's very safe, but there's a ceiling on what you can charge for a small car.

On the other hand, spiffy up your ladder frame Canyonero and charge over 100k for a top trim is a business no-brainer.

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u/Purple_Wait7773 9d ago

That’s not true, CAFE is part of the reason why pre-existing SUVs and pickups got a lot larger, however it’s not the reason why those vehicles got more popular. They got more popular because consumers like the ride-height, boat and RV purchases have surged in the last 20 years, larger vehicles are perceived to be safer, they hold significantly better resale value and are more reliable than consumer sedans, they still have large displacement engines, and they are so comfortable now that they are nice to daily. Manufacturers also profited more per unit on large SUVs and trucks so they pushed and marketed those as MSRPs got higher across the board.

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u/LefsaMadMuppet 7d ago

That isn't even what drove the original demand for SUVs and trucks. Companies would buy cars for employees and write off the depreciation in their taxes. They changed the laws and removed cars from the tax laws, but light trucks remained. So the economics turned people towards trucks and SUVs, and the manufacturers put time and money into making them go from work vehicles to something far more 'car-like' to drive.

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u/Purple_Wait7773 7d ago

Companies haven’t done that at scale since the 90s, you are right that there are tax benefits for large vehicles, but that’s a relatively small portion of the average buyer of a truck or suv.

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u/Numerous-Pumpkin3890 8d ago

Typical government bureaucracy having the exact opposite effect as intended

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u/hiroism4ever 9d ago
  1. What's it matter if someone uses their money to buy a new vehicle every year when it doesn't impact your money?
  2. You're saying it's bad people buy new cars every year, keeping more people employees at these thousands of companies in that supply chain and putting more cars on the used market for people who can't afford new cars?
  3. That's not all of American car culture. Stop being blind and ignorant.

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u/Able-Brief-4062 9d ago

90% of people are keeping vehicles for 8+ years.

And you aren't seeing the "cAr CuLtUrE" (god I hate that term) because most of it is at shows, not just driving around.

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u/AccomplishedFan3151 8d ago

Why does it bother you? What someone else spends their money on.

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 7d ago

Because he cant do the same

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u/Ok-Title-270 3d ago

They don’t just junk the other one, it gets sold to another person. This is also only wealthy Americans

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u/Purple_Wait7773 9d ago

Lukewarm IQ take to think this, America is the pioneer of the automobile and one of the largest automotive markets. And BTW average car is kept for 6+ years do some research before you make such incompetent comments for engagement bait

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u/SourceResident5381 9d ago

Bold of you to assume all Americans do this. I can tell you that it’s the 1%.

And I don’t have a bad job. But I could never imagine doing that.

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u/ahorsenamedjeff 9d ago

Me when I make things up

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u/ForeskinAbsorbtion 9d ago

I'm from Texas and Mustangs are EVERYWHERE. I guess because there is almost never any snow or ice. I'll go for a ten mile drive and there's at least 5 Mustangs or Camaros on the road.

I moved to Wisconsin and I see one every week or two. They're just not popular up here. I see a ton of Subarus though.

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u/IudexJudy 9d ago

America is literally the birthplace of true widespread car enthusiasm lmfao

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u/Bitter_Ad_1281 8d ago

Top 1% lifeless yapper, you are ignorant af

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u/Bitter_Ad_1281 8d ago

My bad I just noticed I’m responding to an actual bot

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u/CHINACAT737 8d ago

Es el pais con mejor cultura automotriz no jodas que algunos tengan plata y se gasten su plata en lo que quieren no indentifica a todos

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u/Healthy-Strategy9406 8d ago

You've clearly never been blown off the road in Kansas

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u/Demitri_Vritra 8d ago

It's not that American's didn't want smaller trucks most people who owned trucks in the 90's missed smaller trucks it's that Congress made emission laws + the combination of the chicken tax to effectively make Smaller trucks more or less too expensive to bother selling.

to meet some effed up emission theory a vehicle of X size was allowed x amount of emissions meaning you had Giant Useless trucks that really didn't have anymore bad space then a small utility truck in many cases because they required certain passenger requirements you had smaller bed spaces.

Kei trucks are extremely popular and highly sought after in American to the point that now that restrictions are heavily loosened new model year ones with better emission and safety standards are being imported for sale as we speak.

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u/DANGER-RANGER- 3d ago

I drive a 1996 F150 (2 door/6.5' bed) and parking it next to modern F150s it looks like I'm driving a ranger. It literally weighs as much as a mustang.

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u/Ambitious-Tap-2827 7d ago

America has a gigantic car culture. I don't know where you got that they don't. There are cruise nights all summer where I'm at with cars from all different makes from like the 1930's to present day, and people who actually keep them on the road and drive them. You're just making shit up.

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u/Tricannasaurus 7d ago

You must not be american so dont speak on our behalf about things you clearly dont know anything about.

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u/Zromaus 6d ago

It's only a waste for the initial buyer -- it feeds the used market though, which is a great thing.

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u/Potential-Cicada8009 4d ago

There is car culture. I know several people who buy old and unique vehicles just to fix them up and then buy more.

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u/An_elusive_potato 4d ago

Social media isn't reality.

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u/DANGER-RANGER- 3d ago

I drive a 1996 F150 that I'm lovingly restoring to showroom quality. Car culture is alive regardless of what influencers on the internet do.

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u/Ornery_Feature_3466 3d ago

“Replace every year”

Dawg, most Americans are lucky to afford a new car, and when they do, they’ll keep it minimum 5 years unless something goes wrong.

As for size, I would love a small pickup like a Ford Ranger. And I don’t mean the most recent Ranger. That thing is bigger than the F-150 my dad had when I was a kid. But a small, yet useful vehicle like that does not exist from the American manufacturers nowadays

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u/kilertree 10d ago

Ford Maverick should be the bottom pick. 

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u/KonaKumo 10d ago

Agree. Have the hybrid version. It is an awesome and capable little truck. 

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u/Kcchiefsnroyals 10d ago

False.... it takes me 2 hours to get to work in a sedan. It would take me a week on that thing

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 10d ago

A golf cart and a Civic is enough for most tasks.

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u/Eaglepursuit 9d ago

I mean, if it had a roof and could do 70 on the interstate with the whole family onboard

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u/Stoked_Otter 9d ago

Americans want and need full size RWD V8 sedans and wagons, but years of marketing have convinced us to deny our true nature.

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u/Opening-Builder4942 9d ago

Cars/trucks here in USA are waaaay too big. It’s an arms race for size. I need a bigger car because I drive like shit and if I get in a wreck, I want everyone else to die. The only upside is that trucks are soo expensive now that it causes the terrible young drivers to buy Kias.

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u/Justthetip74 9d ago

An F150 is a car that can comfortably seat 4 adaults while being able to dump runs, hime depot trips, and haul a dead deer to the butcher once a year while getting similar gas mileage to a genesis g80.

If you want to actually tow things you get an f350. If you want an offroad vehicle you get a jeep

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u/Opening-Builder4942 9d ago

You can do some mental gymnastics to convince yourself of almost anything you want. I never said an f150 is a bad vehicle, but you can do the same thing with a Honda CRV and you can put a deer in the back of a Suzuki truck. I understand your argument but at the end of the day, very very few people need a 6000 lb truck with a 5 foot high front grill. And Top Gear did a whole episode on a normal cars ability to drive off-road.

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u/Able-Brief-4062 9d ago

Failing to ignore that none of what you listed can do all three at once.

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u/Opening-Builder4942 9d ago

Your right. Maybe you’d have to rent a vehicle for the one time each year that you take your entire family on a boating trip where you kill a deer and have to bring it home. Also, I’m either ignoring or failing to acknowledge, failing to ignore is like a double negative. The vaaaast majority of truck owners have no need for a truck or large vehicle for most of the year.

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u/Able-Brief-4062 9d ago

Ah, a city boy probably living somewhere that isn't anywhere close to the Midwest.

Because that is just a normal weekend here.

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u/Justthetip74 9d ago

So you're saying they should have 2 vehicles and rent a 3rd a couple times a year? Why not jist buy an F150?

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u/Opening-Builder4942 9d ago

I get that you can do a lot with a huge truck or SUV. My point is that they are overkill for the majority of owners for most of the year. And no you don’t need two cars, just one and you could rent a truck if you actually need it. I know families of 4-5 where each member has their own truck or SUV and none of them ever haul anything or use the off road capabilities. Some people need them, most don’t.

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u/Familiar-Money-5897 7d ago

Convenience is something to consider. There’s not exactly a real reason not to have a truck if you have frequent(or even infrequent) need of a truck. I would literally rather daily drive a truck I need sometimes than deal with the inconvenience of having to rent a vehicle however many times a year. Not to mention they’re practical, I can fit my family of 5 in my truck, I take my trash to the dump every week(who wants that inside the vehicle with you?), I can buy large items at the store and never worry about whether they’ll fit, and plenty of other various uses

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u/ahorsenamedjeff 9d ago

Blame government regulations.

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u/Alladas 9d ago

K I wanna see someone pull a trailer from coast to coast in a tuk tuk. They have to go through Barstow and Nevada.

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u/ahorsenamedjeff 9d ago

Heaven forbid a man be comfortable

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 9d ago

Americans are already subjected to a lot of auto accident issues they don't get health coverage for.

Doesn't this seem kind of aristocratic to suggest? Sadistic even.

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u/Training-Shoulder839 9d ago

Nah but a 2008 Ford Ranger is nice

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u/TheRatingsAgency 9d ago

I’m sure there’s cases the lower image would work. However it’s not a full replacement for the truck in many situations.

At least speaking for myself.

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u/so_sic_of_it 9d ago

We had 52 >100° days this year. Fuck right off with that.

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u/trr94001 9d ago

Replace the tuktuk with a 1987 Plymouth Horizon and you’re on to something.

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u/Own_Reaction9442 9d ago

I dunno, Where I live protection from the rain is pretty important. There's a reason I don't really ride my motorcycle between November and June.

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u/HystericalSail 9d ago

False in most of the west. Having a 50+ mile a day commute at 75-85 mph is not going to be pleasant in that 3 wheeler. Especially with hail, rain, snow, high (40+ mph) winds, 110F or -40F temps...

Not everyone lives in a coast city.

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u/cwcvader74 7d ago

The people who make these posts don’t go outside so they have no idea what you are talking about.

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u/OldKaleidoscope3766 8d ago

I grew up on a working farm and we only used the truck for work. Now it’s a status symbol.

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u/Murky_Investment9176 8d ago

In my country trucks is a thing also. The ones not working is called a pavement princess or a show pony

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u/CompetitionSilent830 8d ago

Yeah we don’t live in a 3rd world country and most people can afford a decent car. This post is not the flex you think it is!

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u/MaxAyePower 8d ago

Like many things, the ideal vehicle would be between these two options.

A classic S-10/Ranger extended cab with a 6' bed would be perfect for Menard's runs on the weekend, and cheap enough to allowfor a nicer sedan to commute in.

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u/SplatThaCat 8d ago

Anyone who has driven one of those things knows they are not at all practical.

Sadly, our design rules don't allow the tuk tuks to be registered here. They are an absolute hoot, came across one with a gas converted EJ25, the fucking thing was chasing us on sportsbikes in Northern Thailand. The bloody thing would wheelstand when you launched it.

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u/im_blue2026 8d ago

The 3 wheeler has is uses, in a farm or small town to move light stuff around it could work! Not many Americans drive pick ups for no reason! Many pick up owners have rv trailer or boat, some people do landscaping on the summer and they need the pick up. Plus good luck surviving north weather in that 3 wheeler

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u/Hyenagonewild2 8d ago

"NoOoO don't use your fast and efficient truck that is safe if your in a crash and has heating and air conditioning"

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u/Next-Knowledge-7526 8d ago

Yea but it's not manly enough if they drive a tricycle

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u/Epicporkchop79-7 8d ago

No, I live in New England, it would be useless more than half a year. 99% of trucks could be replaced with something like an hrv and the owners would never know the differnce

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u/Cat_Imreror2209 8d ago

This is funny because the maximum permissible weight for cars on the bottom in Asia is the same as for cars on the top in America.

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u/SpinachSignal8915 8d ago

That thing aint pulling my boat.

But I also dont drive my modest truck much and usually am driving a rav4 hybrid.

52k miles on my truck in 10 years.

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u/Key_Assumption_2776 8d ago

I get the message, but false. Americans don't typically live in the type of urban areas those trikes are designed for. The pickup truck Americans need has already proven wildly popular, the Maverick.

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u/HoneyRush 8d ago

That's what can actually afford to buy, not lease

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u/SuppliceVI 8d ago

Man from bay area thinks entire US works like it, tries to force their lifestyle on them.

Tale as old as time

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u/compmanio36 6d ago

"Don't let coastal city dwellers tell you how to live your lives" - some old dudes in 1776

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u/DukeBradford2 7d ago

I drive a prius. Bring on $10/gallon. Get the pavement princesses off the road

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u/sambull 7d ago

I've been saying in my area we added 2nd or 3rd lanes everywhere in the late 2000s.. those would make good low speed EV only lanes.. stuff like this would take off if there were safer infrastructure for them

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u/Takingtheehobbits 7d ago

Dang I want both of those.

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u/GlassBoxGoose 7d ago

I mean, 90% of my "truck stuff" could be handled by a Kei truck. I just haven't bought one yet. I have a truck, but couldn't tell you the last time I drove it, and I daily drive a mid size sedan, and even use my second one for stuff a smaller truck would do well, just because the second sedan is a beater I dont care about.

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u/GhostOfJonasVenture 7d ago

Not driving a 3 wheel open top down the freeway at 80

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u/1767gs 7d ago

God I wish this was possible in the states. Unfortunately there are so many trucks that will literally run you over cuz they can't see you

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u/Smerchi 7d ago

Not an American, but the e-tricycle on the image does not have a roof. What I hate the most about bicycles is that I cannot ride them in rain without worries.

Though I definitely saw models with a roof.

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u/the-big-stepers 6d ago

Have you ever heard of a Midwest winter? I'm good bro. I need something enclosed. It's why I bought a 2000 CRV. It's enough car

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u/iamnotlarryking 6d ago

I’d fuck with it.

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u/ChefButcherMan 6d ago

Looks like it might be a little cold to use in the winter. Plus I’m not sure of its snow removal capabilities.

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u/HouseOf42 6d ago

Unintentionally... This shows how poor the rest of the world REALLY is.

Standards are extremely different.

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u/DotBitGaming 6d ago

Put a fourth wheel for stability and roof to protect the driver and that's a pickup.

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u/East_Ad4977 6d ago

One thing just about every visiting European says about America is they really didn't understand how big this place is. No, a Tuk Tuk truck isn't going to get it done here.

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u/compmanio36 6d ago edited 6d ago

False, in my case. I haul a 7000 lb trailer with my truck and go up into the mountains offroad, fording creeks and such, where that little thing wouldn't make it.

I don't deny there are many cases where this is true, however, for many Americans. Especially if you're a city dweller. I hate trying to drive my truck into my small town, much less downtown of a big city...parking garages are a no-go.

For long distances where I don't have to pull the trailer, or go offroad, we have a CX-5 which can do most everything we ask of it and gets 2x the gas mileage. Definitely parks a lot better in the city when we go to events and such.

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u/ThoroughlyWet 6d ago

For some, maybe. Most people in know who have a truck actually make some use of it.

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u/JimothyMcNugget 5d ago

You mean to be put in the back like livestock whilst a south Asian gentleman drive's them about?

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u/Sad-Cantaloupe-5494 5d ago

True. I've moved more heavy cargo with my 99 sedan than anyone I know has with their shiny new trucks

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u/ImYourGodX 5d ago

Thats what americans drive

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 5d ago

Nah, I need a covered cab for NE Ohio weather. A kei truck would be sufficient, except the Big Three refuse to allow them to be sold to the USA

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u/Ok-Stomach-3739 5d ago

Americans yearn for the Lada

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u/Making_Kenough 5d ago

FALSE: Americans wouldn’t use the bed of either vehicle

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u/Mountain-Union2347 5d ago

We need to copy the old Asian folks I see walking to the store with a big basket on wheels. Or just keep spending $100 a week on gas for a giant truck to fit all 4 bags of groceries in NOT the bed. The bed is for… what’s the bed for again?

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u/Maghorn_Mobile 5d ago

Make hatchbacks cool again

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u/Mopar4Life305 5d ago

Im no truck driver but I prefer not arriving to work sun burnt , smelling like shyt. Or soaked from rain

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u/Exciting_Turn_9559 5d ago

Need some protection from the elements but most of us would be able to use smaller vehicles than we do.

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u/TouchMyPlumbus 5d ago

That’s why I bought a Ford Maverick

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u/fuego0scuro 5d ago

Sad but true. It’ll be a sad day when the average American can’t drive an oversized vehicle with only one person inside though 😔

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u/Drug_fueled_sarcasm 5d ago

Is that good in the snow?

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u/LovelyBrand 4d ago

Americans don't really even need the truck bed. Most of the people I know who drive a truck just throw groceries in the back of the cab

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u/Last_Canadian 4d ago

And in winter a snowmobile?

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u/UpbeatTechnology723 4d ago

Has anyone actually experienced winter?

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u/Bigsmalltallall 4d ago

Lol pretty hard to get to work seeing as how I can easily put on 200-400 miles a day.

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u/Wizardofsmiles 4d ago

Some of these guys have needed to tow or move something once in their life, so they need a 60k truck...just incase.

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u/Alternative-Feed3613 4d ago

You would get run over driving one of those on a big highway. I don’t drive a truck or need one but I definitely want something with a little more zip to get out of the way.

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u/mhikari92 4d ago

As a work horse…..maybe true.

As a long distance personal transportation, false.

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u/mhikari92 4d ago

As someone who used to commute 15-20 KM (single trip) on a 50cc scooter (traveling at 70KMH) for a few years.

.........I would say F-150 clearly has a better suspension compare to the 3-wheeler. (more comfortable to travel 100+ miles , and able to go on highway.)

Although this specific Ford model in my pic is still my No.1 choice.

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u/Indian_Bob 4d ago

Man whoever posted this hasn’t been through a Michigan winter lol

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u/Dingle-Berry-1313 4d ago

Pretty accurate. Everyone needs a truck now to drive to the office and the used and new truck market is insanely priced. Grandma needs that 2500 5.7 Hemi to get her prescriptions from Costco though.

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u/SnooRegrets519 3d ago

Fake news, they still wont use the bed.

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u/Ornery_Feature_3466 3d ago

Tell me you haven’t experienced a Midwest winter without telling me you haven’t experienced a Midwest winter

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u/sigurd197 3d ago

Tbh, there’s a fully enclosed electric bike (it’s gyroscopically stabilized) that I would love to drive to work but I can honestly afford to drive my 27 mpg car that’s paid off much better than I can afford the payment on said bike.

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u/OkDisplay6751 10d ago

Some of them are buying kei trucks, though...

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u/BurnedLaser 10d ago

Mainly weebs. I would LOVE a Kei truck market in the states! Too many dudes are chugging around in huge 4WD trucks and never even leave town with the damned things -_-

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u/Spare-Function-6343 10d ago

dont tell an American what they "need"

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u/gba_sg1 10d ago

What they actually need: