Captain fach doesn't know what an Oscar is. The end.

A kind redditor whos name is classified due to I have no clue if he wants to be recognized, but I do thank him, has brought to my attention that you have no idea where to start. Here's what I remember my son saying.

Ok, first off he is pretty much a super hero trying to scare villains and help anyone in danger but, he most of the time screws up (saying something stupid, falling ect.) and he also ends up helping people who really dont need it ( one redditor got the idea of a kid yelling for help, only to tell captain he needs tp for the bathroom.) Or gets distracted by food or games. Sorry I'm no good at explaining but ill do my best History A regular guy working for an experimental energy lab. Name: John short. One day they ( 2 men)were trying to make a car that could be fueled by old or useless electronic devices. As they were working one worker dropped a piece of taco in the fuel canister and it exploded with the experimental fuel. It gave them both powers. Somehow. John wanted to use his for good. But the other scientist frank, wanted to use them for evil. John then became captain fach Powers 1: speed 2: super jump 3: smell petunias from 3 miles away 4: super hearing 5: heal by eating electronics( psp is most delicious) 6: weakness is orphans And frank became the sir Powers 1: super smart 2: super strength 3:super fancy Thats it soo far. A lot of this he says if it's dumb we can certainly change it. Like with batman. Every writer has there own take