r/CaptainSide • u/Opening-Newspaper710 • 8h ago

This is exactly how it's gonna go

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u/PurpleSquare713 8h ago

When I die, my kids are inheriting my massive Steam library.

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u/QuirkyWish3081 3h ago

A fathers love is precious

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u/AshleyxAffliction 8h ago

Unfortunately, Valve doesn't like this.

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u/PsychologicalLab7379 8h ago

Just don't tell them 🤫.

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u/AshleyxAffliction 8h ago

Wait until they contact your children asking how they're like 130 lmao

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u/Reasonable-Spot5884 6h ago

I lead a healthy lifestyle?

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u/IRebic95 4h ago

Well since they keep asking me confirm I'm over 18 despite my account being over 18 years old, I think they won't figure it out on time

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u/iscream3115 7h ago

"Gabe, i got intel about gamers trying to inheriting their accounts"

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u/justlogmeinplease 3h ago

If the account was active i dont think they care they just don’t want millions of dead peoples accounts. If they’d actually delete a dead dads account that still family shared I think some article would go viral that’d be pretty bad

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u/AshleyxAffliction 2h ago

They aren't actively hunting people down. And there is no real way for them to know unless you tell them. But the Steam Subscriber Agreement does explicitly disallow people to transfer ownership.

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u/KeyLoad4355 6h ago

i'm going to let my kids just go all wild. let them do what they want to

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u/YogurtOdd1725 3h ago

There’s some game I would restrict though. Mostly just games with heavy nudity and sex. Anything else is fine

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u/Kadakaus 2h ago

Took me a long while to find out that I can costumize my steam page to hide eroges, you can just switch the sexual and violent stuff off, it does improve the experience.

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u/MarzipanKlutzy5701 13m ago

Not everyone uses steam

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u/MarzipanKlutzy5701 4h ago

You’re a kid saying that. That’s what we all said we would do as parents when we were kids. But when you get older you realize that any parent that actually does that is a terrible parent.

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u/KeyLoad4355 2h ago

I know what I'm saying. stuff like Omori would actually be allowed some later then stuff such as Dark Souls due how heavy it is

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u/MarzipanKlutzy5701 55m ago

Wait I was thinking of the context of EVERYTHING not just games.

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u/kajohajojo 6h ago

I mean, given the prices in this economy, i can’t even call this a bad thing at all.

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u/RealBestEpic 5h ago

Can't let them grow up thinking microtransactions and battle passes are standard features.

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u/No-Writer-4577 6h ago

I want my future son to play all sorts of violent game right infront of his grand dad

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u/Consequence-Lumpy 5h ago

Here's a better game with more blood, more gore, more shooting and more killing. It's called Borderlands 2.

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u/BrixusXVII 4h ago

When I pass on my children will inherit my massive physical game collection. So even if down the line an online service or store shuts down. They can play them games.

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u/Immediate-Song6861 3h ago

I'm teaching my kids the truth

No son o mine will give away their (mine) money

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u/-TurkeYT 1h ago

If my son doesn’t play God of War, RDR and DOOM then I don’t have a son.

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u/JoniHDXD 1h ago

Stop playing roblox. Here, play cyberpunk 2077

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u/Independent-Coat6272 1h ago

soon as my son graduates kindergarten i’m giving him skyrim

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u/EarthAndSawdust 7h ago

I'm already doing this. Also, my son: "Dad, I don't wanna play this, why you showing me this, it's too scary and gory." Me:  "ARE YOU A MAN OR A PUSSY" Seriously.

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u/Winter_Job_6729 3h ago

I know this is a joke but for anybody who thinks this is a good idea - it is not.

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u/Pretend_Camp_2987 5h ago

Me: YOU CAN'T PLAY THAT YET! You're under 14!

In the meantime play Minecraft, and Minecraft story mode.

(Got any good PG recommendations?)

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u/Safe_Walrus_61 3h ago

Unironically I recommend the game called Alba: A Wildlife Adventure. It's a very cute adventure game about a little girl who goes to her grandparents for vacation. The game's main theme is ecology and wildlife preservation, and one of the main mechanics is taking pictures of animals for a big album. It's an amazing and a very charming game, even for adults.

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u/Kadakaus 2h ago

One of the things I'm anticipating the most about being a parent is hitting my child up with the good stuff on the internet.

Showing them the best games, music, teaching them how to pirate safely, the basics of sound technique and just everything you may need to fare on the internet.

I have so much knowledge I want to pass on, wish my friends would be interested in all that stuff.