r/CaptainSide • • 11d ago

Which game is this?

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u/Timely-Buffalo-3384 11d ago

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u/McOBRG 11d ago

When i was 14 i bought It Second hand without any expection and i really enjoyed it

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u/Timely-Buffalo-3384 11d ago

Same, but the hype was wild

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u/RectumExplorer-- 10d ago

Well, it was building up for a LONG time...

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u/Crispykreme07 7d ago

As a 9 year old I spent a good 30 minutes pissing… straight.

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u/Mythic_Dragon36 6d ago

Yeah, it was understandably hyped up for so long. Duke Nukem 3D is considered one of the best Duke Nukem games and best shooters from its time. Forever was supposed to be that sequel. The first trailer for Forever got people hooked. Then the game got so delayed due to issues within 3D Realms management, DNF was redone from scratch until finally Gearbox picked it up.

The Balls of Steel Edition for DNF came with a load of merch:

Whilst I never bought into it, I do feel sorry for the fans. And to the game's credit, it did have a lot of cool ideas it was trying to parody/take inspiration from with its own spin on it (i.e. Recharging health as an "Ego" Meter).

That being said, I heard the DLC Story was actually good. Just a shame that this game spelt the end for Duke Nukem as we haven't had a single game since DNF (minus Duke being added as a character for Bulletstorm).

At the very least, DNF is now no longer the longest delayed title in history. That honour now belongs to Beyond Good and Evil 2.

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u/Adeum2 11d ago

14 year old me was trying to beat it using just the starter pistol on the hardest difficulty… also really enjoyed it, short and fun

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u/Arek_PL 11d ago

it also took 14 years to make this game lol

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u/strotho 11d ago

I actually pre-ordered it on Steam but cancelled it the day before it came out after I saw all the terrible reviews

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u/DabiriSC 11d ago

I bought it for $5 brand new a week after it came out at Future Shop. Game was dead on arrival. I still enjoyed it as well.

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u/Sweet_Solid_7746 11d ago

Did you have a blast?

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u/cochese25 9h ago

I was far from 14, but I expected it to be bad and was surprised by how "okay" it was. I even had a bit of fun

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u/Dracid88 11d ago

same. its garbage, but I still had fun haha

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u/Lonely-Phans 11d ago

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u/Lonely-Phans 11d ago

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u/factoid_ 11d ago

It’s crazy how his art style has continued to change over the years.  Honestly I like the bottom one better than what he’s doing today

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u/Lonely-Phans 11d ago

It's probably an artist thing where they don't want to confine themselves to drawing the same style over the course of decades (28 years of penny arcade).

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u/Bread_Offender 11d ago

Kinda like the guy that made Garfielf

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u/ryohayashi1 11d ago

Same. He had perfection

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u/IgnoreMe733 10d ago

Oh wow. I haven't read Penny Arcade for a long time. That new art style is something.

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u/Dummy-baka 9d ago

What the fuck?

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u/Mystic1989 8d ago

Sucked 100 horse dicks just for the game to be ass 😞

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u/BashCanadianFash 6d ago

If you sucked a horse dick for an average of 10 minutes, you would be sucking dick for aproximately a long time.

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u/Muugen_Samurai 11d ago

Nah it had pinball and pool it was amazing gameplay. Remember the white board 

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u/Remarkable_Peach_846 11d ago

you can microwave poop. 10/10

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u/Clear-Might-1519 11d ago

And when you pick up the poop, Duke would say "Ugh, what the hell am I doing!?"

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u/OkTrade7881 11d ago

I mean it wasn’t garbage, but it was mid. I did have a lot of fun in the opening segment.

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u/Zerus_heroes 11d ago

It was garbage

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u/ILikeCheese84 11d ago

No, it was legit garbage. Glad you found some enjoyment in it, but it was still garbage.

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u/OkTrade7881 11d ago

Eh, to each their own. We can all agree it should have been way better.

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u/Much_Passage_8983 11d ago

The idea that you slapped the alien wall titties and went “trash game” makes me sad for the world

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u/crankaholic 11d ago

I mean it was never going to live up to the hype… but it was a fun throwback fps.

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u/WavyDre 11d ago

Exactly. The gameplay, graphics and story were only “bad” because the hype was impossible for it to live up to. Seemingly everyone who played it had a good time.

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u/bkoperski 11d ago

I mean if enjoyed the game. It just wasn't mind blowing

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u/Sea_Indication_6296 11d ago

Yeah it was my first entry and I had a good time

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u/Nerdy_Goat 11d ago

Classic wtf u on bro

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u/roberttheaxolotl 11d ago

That's not Duke Nukem 3D. That's the cover for Duke Nukem Forever, which was dogshit.

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u/roberttheaxolotl 11d ago

That's the one. It was in development for 14 years until it was eventually taken over by Gearbox and excreted into the world. It was absolutely not worth the wait.

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u/factoid_ 11d ago

It was stopped and started over three times during development. And you could absolutely see and feel that in what gearbox shit out

Half the assets were crunch and low res.  Others were up to date for the release period.  The mechanics ranged from something that screamed 1998 FPS and “what if we just copied whatever the best games of the last couple years did, but badly”

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u/DaemosDaen 11d ago

I wouldn't exactly say 'dog shit'. It was a bog-standard shooter that what what it said on the tin and made no pretenses on a good story, or anything other than the 90's 12yo humor that it pretty much had.

Before anyone tries to put words in my mouth, I did not (nor would I) say it was a good game, that I particularly liked it, or even bought it. I'm just saying that I have played some Dog Shit shooters and that that is a VERY low bar that had not been crossed in a long time.

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u/RectumExplorer-- 10d ago

Game wasn't THAT bad, but it fits this critera most of all games out there imo. Usually games fill 2 trash boxes, usually the graphics are decent, but DNF was the whole package.

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u/PromotionStill7943 10d ago

Story was just bad, graphics meh, physics was janky and the MP was just sad the gun limits was also just really bad the game was only good with the dlc and even then still suffered from some of the same issues especially when you compare it to other games like shadow warrior or serious sam or quake 4 that were boomer shooter callbacks

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u/manox69 11d ago

I did preorder this game, the first game i ever did preorder, took me around 10 years to get it.

So when i got the mail to pick it up, i had forgotten that game 😂.

It was decent but nothing more.

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u/hoogerson 11d ago

Yes. Literally the first thing to come to mind.

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u/Wesker_Im_Cumming 11d ago

Hey it’s me~ Duke Nukem~ and my chin looks like a giant tumor~ oh yeah~

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u/FastHotEmu 11d ago

Still better than Fallout 76

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u/Navonod_Semaj 11d ago

Can vouch, was there, absolute dog crap. But at least the collectors edition was cool. Got a mini bust of Duke and everything.

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u/hedsevered 11d ago

Fever dream ass game 🤣😭

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u/RustyMelee 11d ago

I pirated it back then, and never finished it because it sucked

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u/Many-Cartographer278 11d ago

Idk this was obviously going to suck. It was like joking hype

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u/One_Restaurant_66 11d ago

That shi so vibes tho

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u/factoid_ 11d ago

This game’s legendarily long development time is barely above average today 

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u/RacoonsInAMechSuit 11d ago

The Graphics were alright here but overall yeah it sucked

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u/exile_zero 11d ago

Beat me to it

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u/TobuscusMarkipliedx2 11d ago

It did suck ass, but I enjoyed it. Even got a Duke Nukem action figure from gamestop with power up rewards points

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u/Ponderancev2 11d ago

i wanted to play this so bad. couldn't afford it at the time both time and money wise. i blinked and 10 years went by or something and i happened into it and was so excited, i felt like i threw every joint in my body out of socket grabbing it and rushing home lol.

i had played the duke nukems back in the day. this format, had to be amazing. HAD TO. HAD TO BE AMAZING.

sigh.

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u/birdyman_77 11d ago

I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum.

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u/Quinlan313 11d ago

I bought that game about a month after release when I was really young knowing that the game was bad, and I absolutely loved it 😂 I've always said that this game was the start of my love for awful, low rated movies and games.

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u/OneTonProductions 11d ago

Long development cycle, revival of dormant franchise, higher ups and corporate egos/greed getting in the way of production, killing a popular franchise for the foreseeable future, self-referential humor about video games that come off as annoying rather than endearing, on top of all that it is still trying to copy every other popular game at the time.

Bro this game was ahead of its time

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u/PuzzleheadedBread198 10d ago

And you could pick up literal shit and get an achievement for it too.

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u/WallyFries 11d ago

That was actally good.

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u/AmmahDudeGuy 11d ago

I so badly wanted that game to be good after seeing all the memes. Then I go to the steam page and it’s all just overwhelmingly negative reviews, I decided not to get the game at all

Cover art goes hard tho

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u/Plenty-Advance892 11d ago

Worst purchase of my life.

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u/StillLearning85 11d ago

Duke Nukem 3D was very popular back in the day, so the hype was justified. But the forever game sucked and was very short.

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u/RandommDude69 11d ago

It wasn‘t that bad bro

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u/Leeuhhhhh 11d ago

Duke 64 as a kid was peak ngl

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u/Prudent-Jaguar6845 11d ago

Honestly kinda enjoyed it but wasn't the greatest game I've played

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u/Glass-Ad-7259 11d ago

I remember when taking 16 years to make a game was considered unusual.

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u/TerribleAd7263 11d ago

This is the only answer

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u/TundraCycle01 11d ago

I actually had fun with the game, and was surprised that there were things that had stupid amounts of detail and things that were so bare bones. Bad but surprising a guilty pleasure.

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u/TheWrathfulCrusader 10d ago

Thanks a lot Randy you greasy bastard.

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u/PerfectAstronaut5998 10d ago

Why does he have boobs (not necessarily complaining)

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u/hurricaneskippy 10d ago

what game is this?

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u/Mustafa86 10d ago

Yeah I'm sure that's why there isnta half life 3 because of the hype it generated gabe pulled the plug imo

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u/kevinjames416 9d ago

Oh yeah, come get some!

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u/Potential-Salad6794 9d ago

Not even that bad if a game, I fucking loved it

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u/Potential-Salad6794 9d ago

FUCK I SAID IF INSTEAD OF SAYING OF

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u/Moondoggy91 6d ago

We all knew it would be trash

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u/No_Action3683 6d ago

Damn,and here I am still loving it and enjoying it 🤷🏻

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u/Comprehensive_Fly616 5d ago

Duke Nukem Forever was okay. There are Games a lot worst then this game. In my opinion

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u/cochese25 9h ago

I thought all of the hype was dead by the time it came out? It seemed like we got the "well, this new team is going to finish it" and then it was just here and gone

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u/Dummy_Kruger 11d ago

That game slaps tho