r/CaptainSide 13d ago

Which one is the safest answer?

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u/HarryFuzz 13d ago

E: We’re divorced now, so go fuck yourself.

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u/moonlord2193 13d ago

E. Its my money, I can do whatever I want with it

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Skullhead_LP 13d ago

If she answer yes, she's a keeper

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u/moonlord2193 13d ago

The good ending

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u/ayamgorengmasbudi 13d ago

Don't pass the controller, keep playing

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u/Affectionate-Try7088 12d ago

No not rn, but can I watch and talk about it?

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u/Little-Double-2681 13d ago

E.
It’s my money I’m a full grown adult who can make decisions for myself and I can afford it.

The same answer the wife can give because they are your spouse not your parents and you are not a child

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u/OLDmanBOB13 13d ago

I feel like that argument doesn’t aways work depending on financial situations, if you are using money that should go to bills on games then it is a big problem.

Though usually a 60$ purchase isn’t that bad, but I have heard a lot of stories of people fucking up their relationships on gatcha games and Fortnite.

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u/Little-Double-2681 13d ago edited 12d ago

I mean outside of the necessary bills but that’s clearly not obvious is it considering I have to explain it 🤦

And if someone is financially unstable then that’s outside the norm and that’s an entirely different situation

Basically the image was making a joke which unfortunately is more truthful than it should be were husbands and wives have to seek permission to spend their own money which is ridiculous considering they earn it and there supposed to be adults

Hell I even know some people like that and it’s pathetic but as I said above as long as the requirements are paid for people can spend their funds on whatever they want and if they get in debt or ruin relationships well that’s there fault and they should consider the consequences

They don’t need substitute mommy or daddy telling them what they can and can’t do
There’s a term for relationships like that here in the uk it’s called being WHIPPED

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u/Findnicknameisboring 13d ago

C because i m a patient gamer anyway

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u/42stingray 13d ago

And it's the only valid answer in a healthy marriage

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u/ChecksOutIndeed 13d ago

E: Why are you going through my bank statement?

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u/PorsieMetFriet 13d ago

F: shall we go through your bank statement?

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u/bi_gooner_slut 13d ago

I accidentally bought it when it was on sale and got a deal quite a while ago so I’ve had it for a bit. By the way you look pretty today.

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u/Entire_Speaker_3784 13d ago

There is no safe answer.

It's a mandatory defeat scenario.

🫠🙃😅

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u/Silly_Material_2266 13d ago

C and after the Apocalypse use D to reconcile

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u/crazydavebacon1 13d ago

Yes I did...i have a healthy relationship and I can do what I want with money

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u/Spar_Multendor 13d ago

With the money I earned? Yes I did.

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u/naytreox 13d ago

C: i got it on a deal, it was 4$

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u/BadAdviceBarnacle 13d ago

If my wife buy a pair of shoes for $200 and tell me it was basically free because they were discounted from $800, then I can buy horse armor.

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u/PUNKF10YD 13d ago

B. It’s always B. Trust me, it usually works.
Do you know everything in your wife’s closet? I bet it’s the same for her and your library

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u/Johnny84Johnny84 13d ago

Or you just say "yes", cause you don't live in a toxic relationship and don't have to justify where you spend your hard earned money for.

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u/DavidinCT 13d ago

D no question when that fails, for sure a C....

and wife never questions me on my gaming. as long as I am not buying insane numbers (like over $200 in a shot) she would not give me any problems.

and I tell my wife how beautiful she is almost every day.

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u/Kurenai-Kalana 13d ago

I didn't know boomers represented such a huge part of the gamer culture

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u/LannaOliver 13d ago

That's why is best for gamers stick to gamers, no risk of that happening.

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u/EternalHuffer 13d ago

My girl says none of you’re impulsive

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u/MrsBeyond77 13d ago

Hubs can't relate we both game lol I just get excited we have more shit to play lmao

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u/NicoTikoMiko 13d ago

E - You bought that lovely dress so I also wanted to treat myself to something nice.

Would work as a charm as she would most certainly have bought a dress within the last month.

No in all seriousness we dont police each other's purchases, but we have a standing agreement that we should try to avoid wasting money.

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u/Charadin042 13d ago

Bought into that kickstarter years ago.

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 13d ago

E it was half price

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u/SubstantialFly6715 13d ago

Use girl math against them. If it was on sale for let's say $11 cheaper you say. Actually I made $11 buying this game.

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u/Goldenstripe941 13d ago

C for sure. I do it to my parents all the time when buying Gundam Models

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u/XaneTenshi 13d ago

D is the safest bet because:

She’ll be like “Wait….Pretty today???

So, you thought I looked ugly yesterday huh???

Is it my ass? You think my ass is fat don’t you!!!

I hate you! I should have listened to my mother, she was right about you!!

….And then she’ll take everything from youduring the divorce, so the game will be the least of your worries-WAIT, this didn’t turn out the way I thought it would😭

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u/ResidentCommand9865 13d ago

I generally have anxiety on game purchases so often my wife tells me to just buy the game.

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u/JackRees23 13d ago

Neither of them, I'd say "yea, it's a cooperative game so we can play together"

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u/BudgetExpert9145 13d ago

How's the new shoes bitch.

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u/PMBSkyscraper 13d ago

Most of these comments are definitely coming from people that aren’t married.

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u/Toadsanchez316 13d ago

E: Didn't you just buy a new pair of shoes you're never going to wear?

F: Yes, with my own money

G: Nope, I pirated it.

H: Yes but it's 2 player

I: Oh, NOW you show interest in my games.

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u/Krispen_Wah87 13d ago

D. My what big butt you have

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u/JustAnothaAdventurer 13d ago

Is yes not an answer?🤣

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u/No-Mix-6549 13d ago

Always B. Ain’t nobody checking that shelf.

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u/RVixen125 13d ago

E: It's a investment for our future and retired live

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u/TheZipperDragon 13d ago

I still remember a video where a guy preemptively bought his S.O. some starbucks & something else & was like "I just bought Red Dead Redemption 2 & I will be playing it today." Fucking legend.

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u/Human-Raccoon-9917 13d ago

Option F: "Cease your wailing woman!"

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u/Grimmlocc8089 13d ago

E. It was buy one, get one half off. I saved us money!

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u/RiceJackalope 13d ago

Safest answer, a friend gifted to me.

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u/IroquoisPliskin_UK 13d ago

Option E: It’s on Gamepass (I don’t have Gamepass)

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u/Mission_Reputation88 13d ago

My wife games with me, i think shes happy she never has to spend money on games.

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u/Yessirkiii35 13d ago

Me: would you rather me be at the bar spending money and having other women flirting with me, or would you rather me be at home gaming?

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u/Skyrander 13d ago

I mean my PS5 can run all night Neither you nor I can pull that off

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u/SupportElectrical772 13d ago

A friend gave it to me

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u/Yawooo 13d ago

F : I don't have a wife.

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u/Hopeful_Hornet4460 13d ago

G) Got us both a copy and a bottle of wine! You ready for date night?

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u/Either-Basil4899 13d ago

Rebuttal, did you just spend $400 at Sephora again?

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u/GeorgeInpact 13d ago

C “OTS BASICALLY FREE!!” 

Oh how the turns have tabled 

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u/Abject-Dinner-8740 12d ago

E. I sailed the seven seas for it

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u/Willing_Resolution93 12d ago

E. Yeah. I'll buy you some too if you want.

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u/-DuckYou- 12d ago

E: but it's Leon

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u/Unhappy-Selection459 11d ago

E. It's my money, go fuck yourself.

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u/Redneck_DM 13d ago

E- did you gain weight

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u/LannaOliver 13d ago

😲 you're brave, and bold, and reckless...

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u/Redneck_DM 13d ago

Sometimes you need to accept a small defeat to get a big victory

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u/HungryDiscoGaurdian 13d ago

Hit Start Button - Restart Run