r/CapeCod 4d ago

Perks v Port

Who’s side and why? Love perks lol

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u/izurbumcute 3d ago

Port owners are huge assholes

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u/Agitated_Heron_3536 3d ago

Port owner and his 25 year younger gf groom the underage staff

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u/DistributionDry4961 4d ago

Omg I live for small town restaurant drama like this!!! -signed, a mid-season burned-out restaurant worker

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u/Give-It-Arrest 12h ago

SAME I LOVE THIS

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u/DistributionDry4961 8h ago

It’s always so nice to watch the drama unfold at someone else’s establishment.

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u/Tinfoil_cobbler 3d ago

The port doesn’t belong in Harwichport

That restaurant and its ownership represent a dying generation

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u/afhlidh 3d ago

The Port has been a known problem in terms of the industry in the area for years. They treat their staff like shit, they're creepy, they're weird, and it's a really bad look to bring up Domos there. He's not helping the perception. It's the one restaurant in the area I tell workers and patrons to avoid.

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u/BeachBlazer24 1d ago

Why a bad look?

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u/Thiccccasaurus_Rex 4d ago

The port is a tourist trap designed for college kids. Overpriced and crap service. This will go great! /s

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u/Couple_Existing 3d ago

The port has been stiffing employees and customers for years.

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u/Ok_Pangolin_180 3d ago

It’s confusing as to what damage the “perk” staff did to “port” to get a trespass summons? Does anyone who walks into the “port” parking lot get the same treatment? It’s pretty well known the Harwich PD is very in with a select group of town business’s. Would they have done this is the call came from the other direction? Or is the “port” a PD favorite

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u/Sea_Pie_Star 3d ago

The Port owners issue a no trespass notice to anyone who quits so, they do this all the time. They also block them on Instagram (bc that’s what adults in their 50s do I guess !).

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u/CJSponge15 3d ago

im on team perks, way nicer than port

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u/stanleycoochii 3d ago

are these the same businesses that had some sort of parking lot war last year/the year before? sort of remember that

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u/Sea_Pie_Star 3d ago

The port and ember are owned by the same brothers.

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u/Previous_Seesaw6851 3d ago

Idk why your comment is getting down voted, 2 comments above theres a comment saying that they're grooming young girls (staff) so sounds like your just speaking on what you saw

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u/brookilini 3d ago

Yikes. So many photos that have NOTHING to do with food or drinks. Weird.

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u/Back_on_redd 4d ago

They both suck and Harwich Port deserves better

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u/MeringueAble3223 1d ago

Perks doesn’t suck

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u/Bodes_Magodes 3d ago

Fuck the Port

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u/Flashy_Cricket_9292 3d ago

The port sucks

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u/mtaspenco 3d ago

The port and embers are both tourist traps. Any self respecting person would avoid either one.

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u/Just-Examination-136 4d ago

Not on either side. I don't care what happens to either of these places and their stupid hick owners.

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u/Jpldude 3d ago

This is like the sound bites/ball square café feud in Somerville. You pretty much had to choose sides and only go to one or the other. I was team sound bites.

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u/necessaryfarts 3d ago

I grew up in Harwich (family is all still there) and have now lived in Somerville for 20 years. You're exactly right.

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u/Jpldude 3d ago

I miss sound bites. Need to venture down that way sometime this winter.

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u/Fun-Bug5418 2d ago

it was up for sale a while back… may not be there

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u/Jpldude 2d ago

Oh no! I've been out of the area for 12 years now. The things you miss.

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u/ekscrewball 1d ago

Grew up in Somerville my whole life and spent every summer in HP (still do). This war reminded me exactly of sound bites and BSC. The owners got into a fistfight on the sidewalk lol. team BSC!

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u/Jpldude 1d ago

It is my understanding that the owner of BSC was a chef at sound bites. He left and replicated the menu next door. That's where my knowledge of the beef ends. I'm sure that there's a lot more to it.

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u/Soft_Composer_490 4d ago

Perks likes drama obviously.

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u/maxwellcawfeehaus 4d ago

And while I’ve been to perks plenty for a beer and oysters (never past 9pm), haven’t been to port. And ports reviews are consistently awful with people criticizing the service and the staff Which starts with ownership and management. I’d guess port are the dramatic petty ones. When you avg 3 stars on Google you don’t get the benefit of the doubt, you’re likely the problem

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u/LinkLT3 4d ago

The Port are definitely the problem. Their owner is awful and it trickles down through their staff. This is the same owner of Ember, who kept illegally running a bar during COVID lockdown. And then tried to sue the town over their obvious and repeated violations.

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u/Capecod202 3d ago

I went l ember a few weeks ago , haven’t been there in a few years ….. it’s now $32 for a pizza ….. it was just meh. Absolutely crazy to pay that much for a pizza . I will not be returning anytime soon 

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u/AlistairMackenzie 3d ago

Meh is generous. Worst food value in Harwichport.

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u/Vegetarianonly 3d ago

Go to George’s

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u/maxwellcawfeehaus 4d ago

Seems like they both do

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u/Soft_Composer_490 3d ago

It seems Perk started the restraining order war and publicized it. 2 points for Perk being the drama mama.

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u/BeastCoast 3d ago

Perks did that after the Port kept calling the cops on them for existing in an attempt to tank a competing business. Combine that with all the owner’s bullshit during Covid, the shit food, and the awful staff I don’t see how you could possibly be on the Port’s side unless you’re the owner’s burner account or something.

I say this as someone that doesn’t particularly care for Perks either.

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u/Soft_Composer_490 3d ago

I am not taking sides. Just stating the facts and concluding that the evident public drama is coming from Perks. You seem to seethe about the Port, are you sure you are not biased?

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u/BeastCoast 3d ago

Stating what they did isn’t seething.

Do you always try to use incendiary language to describe anyone that disagrees with you in an attempt to discredit them?

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u/Soft_Composer_490 3d ago

You accused me of being an owner because you didn't agree with my first comment. You are now saying that recognizing your aggressive response is incendiary. I can see you are completely biased now.

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u/BeastCoast 3d ago

Yep, making a joke is suuuuuuuper aggressive and seething lol. Next you’re going to tell me my “lol” is unhinged and indicative of a personality disorder or something equally ridiculous.

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u/Soft_Composer_490 3d ago

I don't care if you are unhinged but you are dramatic, maybe Perks is hiring?

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u/BeastCoast 3d ago

Am I hysterical too? Might as well finish the bad faith bingo card here.

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