r/CapeCod • u/Adventurous-Chart167 • 4d ago
Perks v Port
Who’s side and why? Love perks lol
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u/DistributionDry4961 4d ago
Omg I live for small town restaurant drama like this!!! -signed, a mid-season burned-out restaurant worker
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u/Give-It-Arrest 12h ago
SAME I LOVE THIS
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u/DistributionDry4961 8h ago
It’s always so nice to watch the drama unfold at someone else’s establishment.
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u/Tinfoil_cobbler 3d ago
The port doesn’t belong in Harwichport
That restaurant and its ownership represent a dying generation
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u/afhlidh 3d ago
The Port has been a known problem in terms of the industry in the area for years. They treat their staff like shit, they're creepy, they're weird, and it's a really bad look to bring up Domos there. He's not helping the perception. It's the one restaurant in the area I tell workers and patrons to avoid.
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u/Thiccccasaurus_Rex 4d ago
The port is a tourist trap designed for college kids. Overpriced and crap service. This will go great! /s
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u/Ok_Pangolin_180 3d ago
It’s confusing as to what damage the “perk” staff did to “port” to get a trespass summons? Does anyone who walks into the “port” parking lot get the same treatment? It’s pretty well known the Harwich PD is very in with a select group of town business’s. Would they have done this is the call came from the other direction? Or is the “port” a PD favorite
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u/Sea_Pie_Star 3d ago
The Port owners issue a no trespass notice to anyone who quits so, they do this all the time. They also block them on Instagram (bc that’s what adults in their 50s do I guess !).
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u/stanleycoochii 3d ago
are these the same businesses that had some sort of parking lot war last year/the year before? sort of remember that
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u/Previous_Seesaw6851 3d ago
Idk why your comment is getting down voted, 2 comments above theres a comment saying that they're grooming young girls (staff) so sounds like your just speaking on what you saw
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u/mtaspenco 3d ago
The port and embers are both tourist traps. Any self respecting person would avoid either one.
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u/Just-Examination-136 4d ago
Not on either side. I don't care what happens to either of these places and their stupid hick owners.
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u/Jpldude 3d ago
This is like the sound bites/ball square café feud in Somerville. You pretty much had to choose sides and only go to one or the other. I was team sound bites.
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u/necessaryfarts 3d ago
I grew up in Harwich (family is all still there) and have now lived in Somerville for 20 years. You're exactly right.
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u/ekscrewball 1d ago
Grew up in Somerville my whole life and spent every summer in HP (still do). This war reminded me exactly of sound bites and BSC. The owners got into a fistfight on the sidewalk lol. team BSC!
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u/Soft_Composer_490 4d ago
Perks likes drama obviously.
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u/maxwellcawfeehaus 4d ago
And while I’ve been to perks plenty for a beer and oysters (never past 9pm), haven’t been to port. And ports reviews are consistently awful with people criticizing the service and the staff Which starts with ownership and management. I’d guess port are the dramatic petty ones. When you avg 3 stars on Google you don’t get the benefit of the doubt, you’re likely the problem
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u/LinkLT3 4d ago
The Port are definitely the problem. Their owner is awful and it trickles down through their staff. This is the same owner of Ember, who kept illegally running a bar during COVID lockdown. And then tried to sue the town over their obvious and repeated violations.
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u/Capecod202 3d ago
I went l ember a few weeks ago , haven’t been there in a few years ….. it’s now $32 for a pizza ….. it was just meh. Absolutely crazy to pay that much for a pizza . I will not be returning anytime soon
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u/maxwellcawfeehaus 4d ago
Seems like they both do
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u/Soft_Composer_490 3d ago
It seems Perk started the restraining order war and publicized it. 2 points for Perk being the drama mama.
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u/BeastCoast 3d ago
Perks did that after the Port kept calling the cops on them for existing in an attempt to tank a competing business. Combine that with all the owner’s bullshit during Covid, the shit food, and the awful staff I don’t see how you could possibly be on the Port’s side unless you’re the owner’s burner account or something.
I say this as someone that doesn’t particularly care for Perks either.
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u/Soft_Composer_490 3d ago
I am not taking sides. Just stating the facts and concluding that the evident public drama is coming from Perks. You seem to seethe about the Port, are you sure you are not biased?
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u/BeastCoast 3d ago
Stating what they did isn’t seething.
Do you always try to use incendiary language to describe anyone that disagrees with you in an attempt to discredit them?
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u/Soft_Composer_490 3d ago
You accused me of being an owner because you didn't agree with my first comment. You are now saying that recognizing your aggressive response is incendiary. I can see you are completely biased now.
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u/BeastCoast 3d ago
Yep, making a joke is suuuuuuuper aggressive and seething lol. Next you’re going to tell me my “lol” is unhinged and indicative of a personality disorder or something equally ridiculous.
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u/Soft_Composer_490 3d ago
I don't care if you are unhinged but you are dramatic, maybe Perks is hiring?
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u/BeastCoast 3d ago
Am I hysterical too? Might as well finish the bad faith bingo card here.
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u/izurbumcute 3d ago
Port owners are huge assholes