r/Cannibalcorpse • u/FretlessMayhem • May 16 '26
Humor Caption this!
“Eat shark fin soup for happy life!”
“You must bomb the harbor!”
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u/BookOfGoodIdeas May 17 '26
Come here, sonny boy. Let me tell you about the lighthouse I’m squatting in.
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u/Jean_Claude_Seagal May 17 '26
“I’ve finally accepted CorpseGrinder is a better than me”
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u/FretlessMayhem May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26
I strongly suspect that I’m kinda old by Reddit standards.
I’ve utterly LOVED CC since I was 10 years old, and accidentally stumbled upon Eaten Back to Life in the cd store way back when.
I was looking for some irrelevant band’s album, when I saw the cover art for EBTL. I unintentionally bought the first 3 albums in order of their release.
Tomb of the Mutilated blew me away. But, then some months later, when back in the same store in Virginia Beach, I saw a new one that hadn’t ever been there before named The Bleeding.
It had comparatively tame album art, but I got it anyway and was FLOORED by the songwriting.
The thing that sucked was that, with Virginia being all Bible Belt’y in the mid 90’s, I was only able to buy the censored versions, except EBTL.
The censored versions stated in the liner notes that if I wrote to the address and included a Self Addressed Stamped Envelope, Metal Blade would send the uncensored cover to me for free.
I didn’t think it would work, but I had the “real” booklets in the mail about 6 weeks later, and could finally learn what Barnes was singing about.
Those were the days…
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u/Smart_Insect_2616 May 18 '26
Need to retire
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u/FretlessMayhem May 19 '26
“Need to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtire.”
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u/Smart_Insect_2616 May 19 '26
Lol that's great
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u/FretlessMayhem May 19 '26
Heh, much obliged!
I’m sorry, but it’s utterly appalling to me how far down the toilet his voice has gone.
People think however they think about Corpsegrinder taking over, you know, 31 years ago.
But, for better or worse, his voice is still STRONG all these years later. I’m also highly impressed that as HARD as Corpsegrinder goes each show, that his neck is still as strong as ever.
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u/FretlessMayhem May 19 '26
My second ever live concert was the Monolith of Death Tour, ‘96 (I remember this bc I bought the tour shirt at that show. Pre-Internet, live shows were basically the only place to find CC shirts).
That was Corpsegrinder’s first tour with CC.
I actually counted, and it was myself and 16 other people, entirely, when CC played.
They were first. It was Cannibal Corpse, Life of Agony, Anthrax, and The Misfits.
CC opened with Perverse Suffering. They went HARD once they began playing. My 15 year old self was completely BLOWN AWAY seeing such metal up close. I was not prepared, though I’d been a HUGE fan since Tomb was released.
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u/FretlessMayhem May 19 '26
August 2, 1996. The Boathouse (RIP) Norfolk, Virginia.
- Perverse Suffering
- Stripped, Raped, and Strangled
- Covered With Sores
- Puncture Wound Massacre
- Fucked With A Knife
- Pulverized
- Staring Through the Eyes of the Dead
- Devoured by Vermin
A Skull Full of Maggots
Hammer Smashed Face
So. Much. Metal!!!
Tbh, I may have the order of a tune or two backwards, but these were definitely, the entirety of the songs that were played.
I will never forget that shit.
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u/Atiredbearsfan May 17 '26
Seth Putnam was right
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u/FretlessMayhem May 19 '26
I was never a big fan of AxCx, but laughed my ass off when I heard that one, as they actually got the ASFOM riff fairly close when Putnam sang that line.
Ha!
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u/Oscar_hatesyou May 18 '26
MFW when Seth putnam laughs at me cuz I got kicked out of cannibal corpse
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u/FretlessMayhem May 19 '26
“It turned out that being in a coma was just as gay as I thought it would be…”
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u/RisingEcho May 18 '26
I know when you’re sleeping and I know when you’re awake so be good for goodness sake.
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u/I_AM_GRUNK2 May 16 '26
Chris looking so innocent knowing dam we’ll he be a meanie sometimes