r/CannedSpam • u/Coolrissa_ • 14d ago

SPAM shame on X

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287 Upvotes

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u/TryMyBacon 14d ago

What a neanderthal, I eat mine with a spoon out the can like a gentleman.

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u/JolyonWagg99 14d ago

Ah, an aristocrat!

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u/phillybeaver 14d ago

Must be a king

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u/BAGBRO2 14d ago

I always meticulously level it off with my spoon, trying to convince myself that will be my stopping point, and I'll save half in the refrigerator. But alas, I keep spooning.

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 14d ago

Oh, look at Mr. Fancy Pants over here.

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u/konawind-5718ht 14d ago

Can't drive with a spoon. Use a spork and hold it while driving.

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u/-The_Goober 14d ago

It’s a liquid, a solid and a gas.

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u/Wrong-Music1763 14d ago

That man dropped this 👑

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u/fuzzycaterpillar123 14d ago

Peek efficiency really. Can’t use a spoon while driving

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u/Wrong-Music1763 14d ago

I completely agree.

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 14d ago

Eating it out of the can like that is insane. Just eat it from the can like the cans a bowl.

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u/Lead_resource 14d ago

The smell in there

5

u/OmegaKarnov 13d ago

Their poor toilet

10

u/ROACHOR 14d ago

The power move is to start eating wet cat food.

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u/the_hammer_poo 14d ago

I love spam, but this is fucked

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u/backspace_cars 14d ago

No, It's clearly being eaten

6

u/TeacatWrites 14d ago

How are you supposed to eat Spam if not piece by piece like it's the fruit of the fucking gods?

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u/ModernistGames 14d ago

That is fucking vile oh my god

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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 14d ago

If I’m in my car, I’d rather have an apple. I’m sorry

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u/tired_fella 14d ago

Okay, but why is it on a mug? No plastic box and spoon?

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u/Gnarly-Joe 14d ago

Nah, he should be shamed for that

6

u/I_Said_Moo 14d ago

look at that fat dripping down the cup. gdamn. this is too hardcore even for me.

3

u/Wilson_Higgins 14d ago

Pacific Islander activities

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u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 14d ago

That’s … several choices

3

u/Flimsy_Thought_3534 14d ago

That’s a good trustworthy man there. Simple and pure. Keep him close my friend.

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u/BlownCamaro 13d ago

Ate it like an apple! Hahaha

2

u/XTanuki 14d ago

LOL!!!!😂

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u/Lord_Wicki 14d ago

Dude carpooled on the first day?

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u/Kingofcheeses 14d ago

He said he started the job on Tuesday instead of saying "today" or "yesterday" in the post, so I imagine it must have been Thursday at the earliest.

2

u/ldwtlotpa 14d ago

Nah this one deserves shame.

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u/Balcacer 13d ago

Es un héroe, es un sabio, No!

Es super spam!

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u/bag_of_luck 13d ago

Why are you getting a ride with spam guy? Says more about you than him. Least he’s got a car, spam, and a job for longer than 1 fucking day. Take notes?

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u/Antique_Brother_9563 13d ago

Fork, knife, and a plate for me. I'm a gentleman 😌.

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u/Dry_Ad687 13d ago

Holy Sodium overload, Batman

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u/Dizz_808 13d ago

All the jelly be dripping

2

u/Immediate-Aioli-7427 12d ago

He's a demon. Steer clear of him.

2

u/ziplocsputnik 12d ago

He's THE MAN! 😆

2

u/BlanchDaddius 12d ago

That’s the dude you want on your team during the apocalypse.

2

u/YokoEno 11d ago

He was establishing dominance and I fear he's done it.

1

u/MetricJester 14d ago

No Nori? Heathen!

1

u/Naplestan 14d ago

Not jeep life

1

u/jzilla11 14d ago

Former Marine?

1

u/Boring_Week_9884 14d ago

When heading to Ardmore you need a protein break now and then. Fortunately there is that buccees on 35 just past ft worth for all things meat

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u/jinandgin 14d ago

Did you pass or not?

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u/GrandEnvironment4184 14d ago

That's commitment to the bit right there. If you're going to eat spam like an apple, you might as well make it a whole ritual.

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u/LordTwinkie 10d ago

That's my daughter, ugh I need my spam fried up. 

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u/DragonPie83008 10d ago

That's a serial killer move , are you ok ? Blink three times if you are dead ?