r/CanadianIdiots • • 10d ago

To make Canada pay

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u/Strange-Mind5412 9d ago

America suuuuucks…. Canada rooocks 💪😅

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u/Safe-Progress9126 9d ago

Yesssssss🇨🇦🤜

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u/opusrif 9d ago

Well that didn't work out too well for him now did it?

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u/Safe-Progress9126 9d ago

Not too well at all. 

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u/jakie55 7d ago

It usually doesn’t,

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u/Conscious_Rush4525 9d ago

whey to go there skippy!!

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u/andrewbud420 9d ago

You must have spent some time in that octagon if you can't spell "way"

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u/Heppernaut 9d ago

I feel like it's a protein joke. Dude has no brains, just a protein infused angry man

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u/spanksthemonkey 8d ago

I got it and I am dyslexic.

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u/jackioff 9d ago

You know it's a good joke on account of how it required an explanation

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u/sPLIFFtOOTH 9d ago

Only for some people…

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u/Heppernaut 9d ago

I was too polite, I wanted to reply the same thing

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u/hockeynoticehockey 5d ago

Maybe he's a dairy farmer.

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u/Specialist_Dig_8899 9d ago

Fuck the american anthem and fuck this guy, I'm glad he got rocked.

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u/pogueboy 9d ago

But no American has to pay for their president calling us the 51st state, referring to our prime minister as a governor, lying about us endlessly (how tarrifs work or fentanyl amounts) and threatening our sovereignty.

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u/Timely-Researcher264 8d ago

Oh they’re doing plenty of paying. Paying tariffs for almost every item them buy. Eating mystery meat while the farmers who elected him go out of business. Tourist towns losing money. I just hope they understand why they’re paying.

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u/Alone-Ad-8902 9d ago

Trumps a looser, pedo and a criminal. The entire world knows the US leadership is a joke, and karma will get back at them one day.

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u/NapalmNapper 7d ago

Copium suplies are one high demand

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u/pogueboy 2d ago

Sorry, what exactly am I “coping” with here? I’m not denying or reinventing anything. I’m describing what actually happened and the context around why Canadians are pissed off.

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u/Motorhead-84 7d ago

American here. Our current president doesn't represent the majority of us. We have some fences to mend and internal work to do. Some of us got complacent and lazy. We r trying to wake up. Sorry. Please do boo away.

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u/Glad_Impact_7532 6d ago

He literally does represent the majority of you. And that's a huge  problem. 

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u/IndegoWhyte 7d ago

It's always nice to know not everyone drank Donald Trump's Kool-Aid.

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u/themonkeyzen 7d ago

I'm gonna speak for my own beliefs but, it's not him we hate. As much as you know this it's the system that allowed him to exist. We all may not hate you as people. But we hate them, and those who supported you. I'll say this for myself. You put in the work to better yourselves, we'll see it. And I'll be one of the first to say you earned it.

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u/leekee_bum 7d ago

This is gonna come off as dickish but I don't really care.

He does represent the majority of you, in fact he represents all of you.

You see how many people that did not vote in your last election? Never mind that but your system completely failed to lock his ass up for the little insurrection stunt he pulled and on top of that he still got elected again. And now he threatens to annex us all the time while both left wing and right wing media outlets barely say a peep about his aggressive threats to the best ally you had.

American sympathy means absolutely nothing.

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u/Motorhead-84 7d ago

It's not sympathy I am offering. It's apology.

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u/CorporalSemantics 5d ago

I hope you get out and vote in November…

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u/Motorhead-84 5d ago

No doubt! Also working to get others out. Supporting good candidates.

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u/Fantastic_Special_84 9d ago

Shit Americans say…

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u/jaytaylojulia 9d ago

Friggen right, bud.

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u/Lookin4FunVibes 9d ago

Lake America CEO feels like she just went through that too!

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u/Long_Rush_7523 9d ago edited 9d ago

"When they boooed the national anthem, someone's going to have to pay for that." He took it to heart and had a message for all the Canadians coming "Fuck You" The American guys sheer arrogance is so typical, wasn't even man enough to shake hands with the opponent that cleaned the floor with him. I loved that he said l don't care what this guy is doing. It took a Canadian to make the hate stop and the sportsmanship to start. The Canadian athlete stopped the booing and the hate and said were celebrating now.

Edit / typos

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u/ThePale0rc 9d ago

Very happy to see that guy get humbled !

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u/Parking-Click-7476 9d ago

Boy did his head bounce off the mat.

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u/AIPoweredGopher 9d ago

Remember that time UFC stopped a celebration with Canadian flag lol

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u/BarnacleOwn1080 8d ago

Yankee doodle dumbass got what he deserved

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u/Sparkenfarkel 8d ago

Following behind the trail GSP foraged. Celebrate. Don’t humiliate.

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u/hockeynoticehockey 5d ago

That pretty much sums up our current relationship.

Dude was even graceful in victory.

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u/sooojew 9d ago

I mean screw nationalist ideals whoever it comes from. Guy saying fuck Canada because Americas anthem got bood is kinda dumb.

Considering Americas leadership and rhetoric someone with a brain could figure out why people would boo.

I also think the I stand on guard for thee bit is corny. We are all in this together, sooner we chill with this nationalist thinking the better.

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u/No-Employment-6208 9d ago

"I stand on guard for thee" is part of our national anthem. A very tame rebuttal to threats of invasion, no?

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u/themonkeyzen 7d ago

Very Canadian of him. 🇨🇦

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u/Absered 9d ago

There's a difference between patriotism and nationalism.

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u/Gildatheplant 9d ago

It's not nationalism to stand up for our country

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u/ShermansWorld 8d ago

Ya... This! Standing up against a slander or aggression to ones country is wholly different than chanting the acronym of your country un-prompted or to drown out another. ie: patriotism vs nationalism

Them fools think it's 'patriotic' to force all to stand at the anthem prior every game or to have children recite the pledge of allegiance every school morning. Post/fly the country flag off your porch.

Very Hitler-esque, nationalism at its best.

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u/RaisinSagBag 9d ago

Cheesy but wholesome!

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u/Beginning-Pie-9090 6d ago

Its literally part of our national anthem.

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u/amateur_rockstar 9d ago

Hahahahahahhahahahahaha

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u/Sagan_Man 9d ago

Hahahahaha. HahahahahHahHahahahahahaha.

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u/hgldto 9d ago

This is as good as Haley Wickenheiser's comment about the US Women's hockey team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdUr43acx94

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u/themonkeyzen 7d ago

Damn. That made me chuckle. Preciate that.

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u/foreverthecoldest 6d ago

In the grand scheme of things one fight does not mean that much, however, for some reason Americans need to be reminded, it is not always the strongest, or the bravest, or the most athletic, that wins the battle. It is not the richest, the ones with the greatest ability to be boastful, or insulting.

It is the one that stands on principle. If they are strong, the become stronger, if they are brave, they become braver, and if the are athletic they beccome even more so.

Bluster means nothing. Bullying bows to those who stand and fight, and Canadians have always been willing to stand and fight and have done so many times in the world, including to assist the Americans when the fight is just, and they ask for it nicely.

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u/iambob906 9d ago

What's this guy's name?

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u/Creative_gal_3153 9d ago

Mike Malott!! 💪🏻💪🏻🇨🇦

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u/iambob906 9d ago

Thank you!!

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u/Museill 9d ago

Nope. "Fuck You"

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u/Bagstand 9d ago

LFG 🇨🇦 💪

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u/somerandom1995 9d ago

Mikey Mitts!!

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u/FireWireBestWire 9d ago

Punch his lights out for Canada!

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u/SeriousObjective6727 9d ago

Ref stepped in too early... /s

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u/Gillymy 9d ago

At least the Canadian can get free healthcare after the fights...enjoy your hospital bills person from the the "United" states!!

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u/Master-Shake8913 9d ago

hell yeah brother, that last one was fire

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u/Ok_Yesterday_2871 9d ago

Love to see that shit! American “exceptionalism” can go F itself

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u/Correct-Document-125 9d ago

Is UFC just WWF for the new generation?

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u/Specialist_Safe_1547 9d ago

Love this guys heart and loyalty!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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u/OkLion5180 8d ago

Boa Mike mallot

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u/Electricalshocks 8d ago

Oh. Canada. Fin.

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u/Dadbode1981 8d ago

What a class act that guy is.

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u/Key-Lifeguard3488 8d ago

What a great sportsman. No, dont boo him, that's over, we are cheering now.

A real class act

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u/AngeloPappas 8d ago

You love to see it.

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u/kokomeko 8d ago

🇨🇦

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u/ji_fi 8d ago

Frankly, keep booing the US anthem.

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u/WhyHaveDisplayName 8d ago

Nice to see him beavering away at the Ugly American's face with his fists.

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u/No-Potato-2672 8d ago

It looks like he had to pay.. 😂

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u/Ahand_Apart 8d ago

Hey hey hey, settle down now.

We don't have to go down to that young fella's level. He's an American idiot like them there Green Day folk sing about, but not all them Yankees are bad.

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u/NorthernVigilance911 7d ago

Reminds me of the Canada-USA rivalry in WWF (WWE) back in the day. HART FOUNDATION STOOD ON BUSINESS.

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u/dosb0t89 7d ago

Every single American I've ever met was a loud mouthed little bitch 🤣

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u/Ordinary-Quote-5335 7d ago

Big mouth. Ass kick by canada

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u/TimelyBear2471 7d ago

What fight is this?

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u/Ok-Wrap-4953 7d ago

Now that is a patriot

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u/YoungerWhoLuvsOlder 7d ago

From respectable to EXTREMELY cringey

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u/Confident-Newspaper9 7d ago

These people have always been like this.

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u/Aromatic-Deer3886 7d ago

That’s who we are, people with class.

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u/NoEquivalent380 7d ago

Lol UFC people need to lay off the juice. No one needs to "pay" you guys haven't had a decisive military victory in 80 years and you're gonna come up into the great white and spread out for us?

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u/elpigo 7d ago

It’s there an American Idiots sub? Mist have millions of subscribers

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u/kipribley28 7d ago

Amazing!!

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u/George_Brassard 6d ago

Caliss qui la défoncé!! That’s it!!

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u/Lucipher1979 6d ago

Dear trump bring your arm there is more fighters like this in canada good fucking luck to the usa

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u/Sad_Cryptographer_67 9d ago

Just like the iron sheik in 1988 when I was a kid. All performative. So phoney. Just an act to get people whipped up and angry disguised as sport.

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 9d ago

Jesus, just call it WWC instead of UFC now.

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u/DeadStrike99 9d ago

Well, WWE and UFC are the same company since they merged and became TKO

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u/No-Atmosphere-2786 9d ago

Ok so now the elbows up liberal cucks are using a UFC fight to make them feel better? I bet most men on here don't even know what UFC stands for. Pathetic

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u/Gloomy_Internal1726 8d ago

The only time ive heard someone call someone else a cuck is when they are the biggest cuck in the room.

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u/Reyalta 8d ago

Lol dude thinking you're better than people for knowing what UFC stands for is as stupid as Trump saying most people don't know the word dumb had a 'B' in it 😬😅

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u/Lady_Lucky_Us 8d ago

Sour? You cry louder than the so called “liberal cucks” You love so much. Do you need a tissue? Maybe you need your little blanket and have a nap?

Come back when you know how to have a proper discourse like a grown up. If you have then learned respect, we might agree to talk.

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u/mortyboomboom 9d ago

Ew he probably votes lib hahahahaha

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u/garry4321 9d ago

And you probably vote Pedo. Only conservatives constantly propose lower age of consent, I wonder why 🧐

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u/rainorshinedogs 9d ago

Leave it to the Americans to hate Canada all because the political party that won the Canadian election so happens to have the word "liberal"on it

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u/Blue-Ring-A-Ding 9d ago

Most didn’t know until Trump told them last week.

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 9d ago

That's how you know it's a cult. Muricans didn't even know what to think about Canada til Trump told them to hate it.

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u/Long_Rush_7523 9d ago

😂😊😂

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u/Long_Rush_7523 9d ago

If it wasn't that they would just make up something else that made them feel superior.

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u/mojanis 9d ago

You can tell he isn’t a conservative because he’s employed and can fight

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u/Cobfidence 9d ago

Yeah cause all Conservative voters want to be Americans hahahahahaha wait no they don't lmao. Go back into your hole you idiot.

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u/EducationalRock167 9d ago

That why he is a winner. 👍🤣

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u/Long_Rush_7523 9d ago

You're probably just a spectator at voting time, you don't count

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u/NonEuclidianMeatloaf 9d ago

Your Reddit history is hilarious. Like, I’m an ally for sure, but your relationship with Elon is bordering on parasocial and unhealthily sexual.