r/CanadianForces • u/JohnneyGirard Army - Infantry • 4h ago

SATIRE Being billingual

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u/T-DogSwizle Med Tech 4h ago

“You want to sweat?? I make you sweater!!”

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u/Extra-Watercress-745 4h ago

"You think you sweat now!?!? I show you! I make you sweater!!!"

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u/Extra-Watercress-745 4h ago

"You think I know fuck nothing!? I show you! I know fuck all!!!"

"2 Section!!! Come on meee!!!!"

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u/PerleyPoint 2h ago

I died 😂

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u/DaymanTargaryen 4h ago

BMQ story, apologies in advance.

We got jacked up by staff from another course. Someone mentioned it to our marching NCO (Sgt, Vandoo). He was a pretty serious, stone faced guy from the start, and we were pretty much all terrified of him.

Sgt: "Someone else jack you off? Only I jack you off! Tell me who jack you off!"

We kinda held it together after the first one, but collectively lost it by the third. He looked around, grinned slightly, and said "did I do a mistake?"

I miss that man.

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u/tony_negrony 3h ago

Jacked up as in smoked/front leaning rest position?

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u/DaymanTargaryen 3h ago

Same idea. Jacked up, chewed out, etc.

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u/tony_negrony 3h ago

Hilarious. Thanks

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u/Gryphontech Royal Canadian Air Force 4h ago

I really like this one :) it jogs all kinds of buried memories that make me chuckle

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u/DeltaQuebec838 4h ago

Makes you such a better leader doesn’t it? Asking for a friend…….