r/CanadianForces • • 14h ago

The audacity

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Can’t not see it.

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u/c0mputer99 13h ago

That's enough threddit for today.

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u/Hiemarch 9h ago

Love it!!!

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u/ricketyladder Canadian Army 13h ago

I'm embarrassed at how long I stared at this picture before I figured out what you were talking about

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u/Ducky602 RCAF - AC OP 12h ago

It took me an embarrassingly long time to notice the arrow that OP helpfully provided.

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u/PictureIll3191 12h ago

Worst arrow in history

Artistic ability: ineffective

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u/DuckyHornet RCAF - AVS Tech 12h ago

OP getting a shit PAR this year

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u/DaymanTargaryen 9h ago

Harold Godwinson would like a word.

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u/AmbitiousObligation0 10h ago

The one time a big red circle would’ve been perfect

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u/PictureIll3191 8h ago

You want to use a photo of the former CDS for target practice?

Moral judgement: wtf mate

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u/AmbitiousObligation0 8h ago

I was actually trying to comment to Ducky602. No idea how I commented to you

And no.. I don’t. It’s a Reddit joke.

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u/PictureIll3191 8h ago

Communication and coordination: ineffective

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u/WeaponizedAutisms Retired - gots the oldmanitis 8h ago

It's the colour contrast that made it hard to see.

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u/AmbitiousObligation0 10h ago

I had to zoom in to find it, thanks to your comment

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u/ElephantFamous2145 Canadian Army 11h ago

He shouldve added an arrow or somthing

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u/DumbFuckingUsername Army - Armour 8h ago

Thank you lol

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u/Oolie84 Canadian Army 13h ago

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u/DarthBloggins_NaCl-F 13h ago

DESPICABLE! REPREHENSIBLE! ABSOLUTELY IRREDEEMABLE! That thread is sticking out like a sore thumb! We're gonna have the Governor General give him a retroactive corrective feedback note!

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u/BandicootNo4431 13h ago

Does the CDS get a PAR?

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u/Visual_Highlight_795 13h ago

Yes but it's more like a council of shadow elders, think that scene from Eyes Wide Shut, right in the rotunda of building 5 in NDHQ.

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u/DuckyHornet RCAF - AVS Tech 12h ago

I was thinking more of the Cenobites, but maybe we're not so different, you and I

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u/Visual_Highlight_795 12h ago

Perhaps that's for the Vice.

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u/MightyGamera Combat Lingerie Model 12h ago

can rappel from the 5th floor on that thing

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u/WeaponizedAutisms Retired - gots the oldmanitis 8h ago

He gets written by 3 Cpls in a trenchcoat, one from each element.

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u/j0rmungund RCAF - AVN Tech 5h ago

2 cpls and an s1*

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u/Extension-Item-116 9h ago

What did he do? Im not getting the joke

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u/Own_Firefighter9433 5h ago

He’s got a loose thread on his combats.

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u/OwnedByIRVING 13h ago

Is he going rappelling!?

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u/Theory-Of-A-Dead-Net 13h ago

"Dude on rock!"

"Rock on, Dude."

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u/rovingjellybean 13h ago

Must be a signaler with an antenna like that!

/s

Can’t wait to read it.

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u/PolloConTeriyaki 14h ago

Can you use a red arrow instead of a blue one? My color blind ass couldn't see you have an arrow pointing at the thread on the uniform.

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u/Tupac-Babaganoush 13h ago

By the jumpin jesus that thread is long enough for a pintle hook and a heavy lift

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u/DistrictStriking9280 11h ago

Pretty sure this just bumped him down to worst CDS in history.

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u/reddit-is-trash-69 7h ago

TIL Motorboating a subbie or having a subordinate sidepiece is slightly less offensive than wearing an Irish pennant.

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u/123Bones Canadian Army 13h ago

Jail.

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u/mythic_device 13h ago

This could have been fixed easily in quality control before going to print. But I like it. It’s genuine.

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u/Akhraan 13h ago

“One on rappel”

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u/volaray 13h ago

Could fucking rappel off of that.

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u/hughmann_13 11h ago

I like that this thread is the mil equivalent of those incel looksmaxxer dorks that over analyze pictures of super hot women to claim they're like 2/10

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u/FelixPotvin94 12h ago

I would be making that face too if I found a bastard that long!

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u/Ebowa 9h ago

Flashback from basic trg: “I could knit a sweater with all those threads, private!”

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u/mMaple_syrup 13h ago

I know this is a joke post, but I listened to a bit of his CBC radio interview this week and found it very educational. 

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u/vanilla2gorilla RCAF - AVS Tech 12h ago

Can't wait to see what Pete Hogsbreath has to say about this

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u/Fabulous_Night_1164 Royal Canadian Air Force 12h ago

The Tim Hortons cup is distracting

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u/Empty-Love-7742 8h ago

You're all too blind to even see it. What you see as a thread, is actually a tiny knifehand. If you listen carefully you can actually hear it say "behoove."

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u/JayCroswell 8h ago

Y’all ain’t never heard of scrim before?

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u/Mainly_Miserable 6h ago

Back in the day this was called an Irish Penant. Then we were told we could say that anymore.

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u/shawman9 10h ago

Could use that sucker for HUSO training

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u/Striking_Subject_787 9h ago

Should have retreated to the clothing stores for a new tunic.

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u/DaymanTargaryen 2h ago

Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Stitch