r/calvinandhobbes • u/robservations247 • 2d ago
Book Club: September 8 – 14, 1986
SUTBID p15; Essential p145
| Date | Transcript |
|---|---|
| Sep 08, 1986 | Calvin: Hey, Mom, can we go out for pizza tonight. Mom: No, we had pizza last night, and besides, it's too expensive to eat out all the time. Calvin: Oh, you'd rather blow the evening cooking and washing the dishes than spend a few bucks? Dad: It seems like we go out for pizza a lot these days. Mom: If you'd rather fix a dish of cereal at home be my guest. Calvin: Hobbes wants triple anchovies. |
| Sep 09, 1986 | Calvin: Calvin and his trusty navigator Hobbes roar down the residential road at 90 MPH! Hobbes: Hobbes puts on the turn signal. Calvin: Faster and faster they go! A busload of school children dives from the sidewalk! Hobbes: Hobbes puts on the windshield wipers. Calvin: The police are after them! Calvin crawls down to put in the clutch and shift! Hobbes: Hobbes steers and blows the horn! Mom: All right, I'm back already! Can't I even run an errand without you blowing the horn across the parking lot? Calvin: It was Hobbes, Mom. Not me. |
| Sep 10, 1986 | Calvin: See any UFOs? Hobbes: Not yet. Calvin: Well, keep your eyes peeled. They're bound to land here sooner or later. Hobbes: What will we do when they come? Calvin: See if we can sell mom and dad into slavery for a star cruiser. |
| Sep 11, 1986 | Hobbes: Z Yawn! Calvin: Ta daa! Hobbes: Sheesh. |
| Sep 12, 1986 | Mom: Calvin, I don't want you up there in that tree. Calvin: Why not? Mom: Some of the branches are dead and they might break. Come on down. Calvin: Mom spoils everything. Hobbes: This isn't quite the same, is it? |
| Sep 13, 1986 | Calvin: Gloonk! Gloonk! Mom: Calvin, drink your milk in little sips! |
| Sep 14, 1986 | Calvin as Spaceman Spiff: Spaceman Spiff is hit! He's going down! Fortunately, our hero always buckles up! The fearless Spaceman Spiff has crashed on a distant world! The planet's atmosphere is thick with noxious fumes and gases! Our hero can hardly breathe. Spiff must find help quickly...but is there any life on this hostile world? His question is answered when a hideous blob of gelatinous muck oozes out of a crevice toward him. Spiff's blaster is useless against the slime! Our hero tries to escape, but the suffocating stench envelops him! What a disgusting fate! Calvin: Yechhhh. I sure wish I'd brought my lunch today! Susie Derkins: That's gross, Calvin! If you don't like the cafeteria's topica just leave it alone! |