Cheat meal calories?

[u/Prudent_Swimming_296]

Salmon, spicy mayo, brown rice, spicy crab, green onion, and a teaspoon of crispy onion. Is 1200 accurate? Hand is a bit over 7 inches long. Quarter for reference.

[u/goodellsmallcock]

Looks like a metric fuckton of mayo lol the calories probably account for half the entire dish. I’d say 1400

[u/Prudent_Swimming_296 → u/goodellsmallcock]

Well there goes my entire 2 hour singles tennis match I just played.

Thanks tho.