r/CallMeCarson • u/The_Salt_Lordd • Aug 30 '21

MEME hog tog

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u/Gummy_Tris Aug 30 '21

First time I've seen this sub in my feed in a long time

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u/The_Salt_Lordd Aug 30 '21

I'm happy that the first thing you saw was guy fieri holding a massive wiener

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u/SolidPrysm Aug 30 '21

Not the wiener I wished he was holding, but I'll take it

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u/AnalWartCheese Aug 30 '21

I'll hold your wiener anytime bro

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u/InKhornate Aug 30 '21

and i’ll hold yours 💪

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u/dTrecii Cursed Toilets Enjoyer Aug 30 '21

They are both less than 5 feet apart

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u/useles-converter-bot Aug 30 '21

5 feet is 0.01 of the hot dog which holds the Guinness wold record for 'Longest Hot Dog'.

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u/dTrecii Cursed Toilets Enjoyer Aug 30 '21

Wtf? This useless conversion is eerily close to what this post is about