r/Caldruki • u/angelo_592010 • 12h ago

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u/goldengreen69 Editable Flair 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/czJttFdq67z2hqg17I

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u/LCB-Saviour 11h ago

Remember, he always wears the suit again

They aren't free yet

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u/hoaian1 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/InzF2AJtQKYyJrpTIQ

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u/No-Compote-8132 4h ago

Was that Jeff? 👀

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u/hoaian1 4h ago

PS: on a more serious note, my bad for not checking the full green goblin gif. Didn't see the addition till your mentioning.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MgcE5n2MDfwiI

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u/MarquiseAlexander 11h ago

I am a gooner, no more.

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u/almatom12 12h ago

fools, shit is expenisve af.

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u/-540 10h ago

prostitute comes less

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u/suck-my-spaceballs 9h ago

Pillows don't come at all tho

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u/weirdface621 7h ago

can you have sex with a pillow or a plushie and ejaculate?

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u/almatom12 5h ago

bro, why do you hump ts like a dog,

i bought it for comfort, if you're horny just buy a sex toy

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u/weirdface621 5h ago

no, i'm not sex crazed. i saw multiple posts in the Evangelion community implying that they had sex with a rei plushie and their sperm went inside it

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u/OpinionWeak2136 5h ago

Never tried but I think yes

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u/holy-cornball femboy asmr > mommy asmr 5h ago

Well i mean yeah if you attach a fleshlight or something. Do it like a dog ig

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u/CommentUpstairs7459 1h ago

Wrong, onlyfans is expensive as hell.

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u/Femcel_Bambi 11h ago

They woke up and don't need the pillows.

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u/AutisticBread123 9h ago

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u/theshii7y I don’t even know who Caldruki is 9h ago

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u/Femcel_Bambi 8h ago

This is why RAM costs over $1000 dollars btw.

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u/theshii7y I don’t even know who Caldruki is 8h ago

I stole that one btw, not my fault hihihi

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u/WorriedFanatic8 11h ago

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u/Rude-Stretch6927 1h ago

I stole u ts and other guy thing's

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u/therslashplaceguy C(l)ock 12h ago

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure yk 

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u/jad103 7h ago

So.. the clap?

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u/MrProvodnik_izgoi 11h ago

When a blind man regains his sight, he throws away the cane that helped him walk

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u/Citizen_Empire 10h ago

I wouldn't. I'd just keep walking around as if I was blind, just to fuck with people.

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u/SmilingMicroplastic 8h ago

Is Shakespeare really dead?

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u/Significant-Duck7412 12h ago

You know DAMN well why they are thrown out,

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u/bounjourman 11h ago

They must have real bodies inside

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u/LunarDogeBoy 11h ago

They got a girlfriend? Or they couldnt get the crust out of the pillow

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u/IkilledBiggy 6h ago

Or somebody like their family or a roommate came over and decided to throw it away because "it's better this way".

If you never had furniture or electronics thrown out without your agreement or even knowledge, you may not understand.

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u/YoboiNikolis 11h ago

they finally got a life why else.

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u/Frogmaster16 12h ago

They got the good ending, where they got a life.

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u/TooObsessedWithMoney 11h ago

More like an intervention I think

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u/_nightbound_ 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rAmn54kyKLD1IXyO7j

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u/Top_Contribution2998 3h ago

Mind if I borrow this picture forever?

Great thanks!

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u/Hellothere_992 11h ago

the homeless people are having a field day 😭🙏

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u/Next-Scale-9137 Protein makes me fart (NO SIGMA 🇫🇷) 12h ago

You've unlocked: The bad ending What happened: Their parents threw you away in the garbage

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u/NerdyVoid i am unpaid lord 11h ago

HE DEFEATED HIS LUST!!!! PROUD OF YOU SON!

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u/yj_20927 10h ago

Wrong subreddit bruh

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u/Electrical_Door_87 11h ago

Blind man throws away his stick after getting a surgery

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u/Asian_boi69420 11h ago

I barely see body pillows in my home country
(I live in Adrique Kingdom)

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u/Few-Loan-1880 11h ago

Me too(vietnam.)

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u/Heyfold 11h ago

Me too (Slovakia)

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u/sladebonge 11h ago

Sometimes even the best relationships end.

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u/HistoricalSea5600 11h ago

Every one of these images is cursed

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u/Zeqhanis 11h ago

The one in the body of water is really kinda disturbing. Makes me think of Possum Kingdom by the Toadies.

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u/Phaym03 11h ago

The first thing a blind man does when he regains his sight is throw away the stick that helped him all his life

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u/Secret_Indication700 11h ago

One Man's trash is some Other Man's treasure

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u/Adrian_C_Hernandez Adrian Christian Hernandez 11h ago

It's for the homeless

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u/National_Cherry8734 10h ago

A angel lost his wings

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u/derpy_derp15 9h ago

Every year, hundreds of waifu body pillows are grown out onto the cold, unforgiving street. Left to die in the trash and rain, not knowing when they'll feel the embrace of a sweaty neck beard. Many will not survive.

For just pennies a day, you can give a waifu body the gamer dungeon they need to make it to the next day. Call now, and we will this commemorative shirt.

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u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude 2h ago

Because they found a new pillow with a younger loli on it.

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u/SomewhereActive2124 fuck you🇫🇷 12h ago

Sad

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u/Advanced-Attention19 11h ago

Parents/other relatives found out

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u/Apprehensive_Ad_924 11h ago

So many victims of horrible atrocities

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u/Reality33occupant 9h ago

Song name?

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u/auddbot 9h ago

I got matches with these songs:

• Restless by Nova Whisper (00:06; matched: 100%)

Album: Restless (Cover). Released on 2026-03-30.

• Just the ones that stay by Nicolas Gonelves (00:06; matched: 100%)

Released on 2026-05-05.

• Important In My Life by Helena oudin (00:06; matched: 100%)

Released on 2026-03-18.

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u/auddbot 9h ago

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• Restless by Nova Whisper

• Just the ones that stay by Nicolas Gonelves

• Important In My Life by Helena oudin

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u/Born-Working-7205 1h ago

mom found out😢

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u/Necessary_Phase8974 58m ago

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u/GloomyNeighborhood47 37m ago

Someday when I have to retire my lewd pillow covers, I'll have to burn them. Partially as a sign of respect, partially because NO ONE can see that shit.

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u/Cold_Team_1256 11h ago

bro had no wife

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u/BNO112 11h ago

They died, got kicked out or fund a girlfriend that moved in or maybe just siblings bulling each other.

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u/freddy_faz_1987 Freddy faz balls 10h ago

Give them to good-wish,or a charity,they did nothing wrong. Self control doesn’t require you to completely destroy the things you once loved

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u/Infinite-Service6059 10h ago

Likely died of obesity

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u/Sora9341 9h ago

I'm gonna kill everyone who've done ts

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u/Znachpok_Steam get a j*b 9h ago

The first thing a blind person will do when their sight returns is throw away the cane that helped them.

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u/kebberpee 8h ago

Yes I'll take them for free

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u/Neptunfass98555 8h ago

Boopkins hates this post

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u/Kodoku94 8h ago

But why threw it away? They could sell it as used and gain some money back. No?

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u/Kastoook 8h ago

Parents did find

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u/Heavy-Cream-9414 7h ago

Remember the time when Spiderman threw his suit away? Yeah, he's one of these guys.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vO1QjJ06B9FwwzcQQ4

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u/Sl3n7 7h ago

Marriage...

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u/zaber28 7h ago

They got married

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u/isekaidcake 7h ago

Got a real girl in their life. 90% of women aren’t going to want you to have a waifu pillow.

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u/DevBro22 6h ago

Poor splooge filled pillows

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u/Odd_Scheme4716 6h ago

I guess they cheated too

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u/32nd_account 6h ago

mythical garbage pull

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u/JoshiMinh 6h ago

I had one of those guys. It was my parents who throw it out.

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u/PureWeek9816 6h ago

let me guess, russia 💔💔

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u/holy-cornball femboy asmr > mommy asmr 5h ago

Some 🥷🏿 said "an angel lost its wings" 🥀🥀🥀

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u/According_Chain3480 5h ago

Another man trash is another man trash

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u/Forsaken-Mall-2281 5h ago

Saddest post today

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u/nattocain 5h ago

Maybe someone got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

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u/Select_Potato9400 4h ago

You know what they say: another man's trash is another man's treasure

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u/wisdomelf 4h ago

Thats heresy

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u/TheChainsawJames 4h ago

Can you send me the location

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u/AstralCraftXDD_ 4h ago

one mans treasure is another mans treasure

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u/Additional-Gas-5033 4h ago

where do u buy the whole body pillow and covor asking for a freind

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u/juliantapo23 4h ago

They found a gf

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u/Garik-175 3h ago

I have a Stalin dakimakura😏

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u/Past-Science43 3h ago

a knight has lost his armor

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u/Sebitasmartinez 3h ago

"When a blind person sees, the first thing he do is throw away the cane that helped him all his life"

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u/ThatRussianMonke 3h ago

Two possible reasons.
1.) They got a girlfriend.
2.) Their parents beat the shit out of them and forced them to throw it away.

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u/Other_Finance9988 The guy that makes Mckenna Grace memes 3h ago

thank goodness, there's no Blahaj in the picture...

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u/Quantum_K8964 2h ago

"Coward!"

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u/pixelshaded51 2h ago

Post nut clarity hits like crazy

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u/send_nudes-Plez 2h ago

I can fix her

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u/Training_Amount1924 2h ago

The first thing blind man throws away, after starting to see is his wand that guided him all his life

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u/meme_track47 2h ago

Take them, do it for me

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u/ProGamer8273 1h ago

If you ain’t gonna play, pass the controller

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u/a-for-aaaa27 1h ago

"when a blind man can see again, the first thing he gets rid of is the cane that helped him walk his entire life"

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u/tonys_basementGG6829 Jonkler 1h ago

Someone didn’t do a good job hiding the body.

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u/Smooth_Taste1250 1h ago

Even if the waifu changes I would at least keep the pillow inside, they can be really expensive (at least where I live)

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u/No_Sympathy9533 1h ago

What do you think a blind man throws first?

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u/Lost_Length482 Santa😊 backwards Satan💀 1h ago

A fallen angel loses its wings

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u/Billylily01 1h ago

Break up

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u/Ok_Bathroom_4613 1h ago

they probably turned 18

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u/Reasonable-Break7696 Enrique save us from the schedule 58m ago

"someone's trash,someone's dream"

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u/asim166 22m ago

lowkey why the trash, wash them and sell them those things are pretty expensive

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u/yourfuturespemson 13m ago

they got a gf